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BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!

Accountability, addiction recovery, BlockBusterSMP, coping strategies, discipline, distractions, goal-setting, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, porn addiction, positive mindset, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-care, self-control, staying motivated, support system, Therapy, Time, triggers

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Towns Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Farms Harvested:	422
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!

GrudgeCraft

anger, deep-seated anger, emotional baggage, enduring resentment, festering anger, grudge, GrudgeCraft, harbored anger, lasting anger, lingering anger, lingering resentment, long-standing grudge, long-term anger, Old Wounds, pent-up anger, pent-up frustration, Resentment, simmering anger, unresolved anger, unresolved emotions, unresolved issues

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Are you still fuming over that time a creeper blew up your epic diamond castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned for life! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your hard work. Plus, our friendly community of players will help you exact revenge on any pesky skeletons or zombies that dare to mess with you. Join us and let go of that anger by unleashing your inner Minecraft warrior!

Heckin’ StrikeCraft!

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, escalation, heckin, hezbollah, idf, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, northern border, RETALIATION, SECURITY, StrikeCraft, strikes, Tension, Troops, violence, warplanes

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mines Excavated:	3973	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? We got crazier battles than those IDF troops on the northern border, man! Our warplanes don’t mess around, they launch waves of strikes on those pesky creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business. Join us if you wanna experience some real hardcore action and take your Minecraft skills to the next level. Plus, we got secret underground bases and hidden treasures that will blow your mind, dude. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

Pixel PTSD Prevention Server

assault victims, brain activity, brain scans, cognitive neuroscience, disorder prevention, early signs, EEG scans, emotional trauma, mental disorder, mental health, mental health interventions, neurological activity, neuroscience, PIXEL, Prevention, psychological impact, ptsd, PTSD development, Server, sexual assault survivors, targeted interventions, Trauma, trauma response

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crops Grown:	3741
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	2041
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes. we got eeg scans up in here, revealing all sorts of crazy stuff like early signs of ptsd development in sexual assault survivors. but don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of science nerds, we also got targeted interventions to prevent the disorder from taking hold. join now and let’s get this party started, y’all! #minecraft #litserver #brainonfire

DestoryerMC

24/7, active player base., Bedwars, DestoryerMC, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, non pay-to-win, Server, Skywars

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	203	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Our Server provide you best experience without any lag. Our server is 24/7 online with active player base. Destoryer MC have Bedwars Lifesteal and Skywars best thing about server is that it is not “PAY TO WIN” so you can play with out any worries that why it best server

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Hey kids, join CelestialCraft! We promise there won’t be any pigs flying, unless they’re mods!

Adventurer, BUILD, Builder, CelestialCraft, Challenges, Connect, Conquer, Cosmos, Create, custom events, flying, Grief Prevention, hey, Join, Kids, Legacy, Magic Carpets, Mature Community, Mods, Pigs, Player Shops, Promise, PvP, Rankup System, redstone engineer, smp, StarShards Currency, Survival, Theyre, Universe, Wont

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Animals Bred:	106	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

CelestialCraft Server Overview:

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server. Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable PvP when they want to engage in duels.

Q: How can I earn StarShards currency?

A: StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent on unique items in the StarShards shop.

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: The server has a Grief Prevention system where players can claim land and customize their claims with advanced settings to keep their builds safe.

Q: Are there regular server-wide events?

A: Yes, there are weekly server-wide events designed to keep things exciting for players. Currently, there is a goal to collectively slay 13,000 monsters.

Q: How can I progress through ranks on the server?

A: Players can progress through ranks by playing on the server, unlocking exclusive perks at each rank, and eventually becoming a server legend.

Q: Is the server suitable for mature players?

A: Yes, the server is tailored for a mature audience, providing a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players.

Thirsty for Blocks Minecraft Server

alcohol, Beverages, blocks, bored, Boredom, cocktails, comma separated, craving, drink, Fun, Hangout, list, long tail, Minecraft, Party, Relax, Server, Socialize, tags, Thirsty, unwind, Want

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us for wild parties in the virtual world where you can drink all the virtual potions you want without any consequences. We’ve got virtual bars, virtual dance floors, and even virtual hangover cures!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Brawl, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win the coveted Diamond Sword of Destiny. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a Creeper while tipsy on virtual ale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Just remember to drink responsibly – even if it’s just virtual.

What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Enchantments Applied:	101
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

ProfitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CAR, children, company sale profit, credit cards, DEBT, decision, ex wife, family business, family dynamics, financial support, Household, husband, Minecraft, MONEY, ownership, profit distribution, ProfitCraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SPENDING, student loans

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	154	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family business drama in pixelated form!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between a player who wants to give his ex-wife a fat stack of cash and his current wife who’s not having any of it. Will he be able to pay off all of his ex’s debts and take her on fancy vacations? Or will his current wife put her foot down and demand he spend all the money on diamond armor instead?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of it all!

Momma’s Taxi Service: Not for Dates

Boundaries, CAR, Dates.., DATING, disagreement, Driving, Events, family, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, License, mom, mommas, Nighttime, Parties, refusal, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, service, Sleep, Support, taxi

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of being your mom’s personal chauffeur? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of late-night drives to questionable dates! We offer a virtual world where you can build your own car and drive wherever you want, without any guilt trips from family members. Say goodbye to awkward drop-offs and hello to the freedom of exploring our wacky and wild server. So come on, hop in your pixelated ride and let’s hit the road to adventure!