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Mine Craft SMP – Epic Seven General

#pantsu, 10/24 Update, Blood blade Karin, Circus Fantasia, cope, Craft, e7g, Epic, Epic Seven General, Eternal Wanderer Ludwig, general, Guilds, Holy Sacrifice, Increased Rates, Krau, Lucklets, MUI, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, Sage Baal Sezan, smp, Top Model Luluca, Urban Shadow Choux, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that will have you dominating in no time, outrageous resources that will blow your mind, and yuppieraids that will have you raiding like a pro.

And don’t even get me started on our /e7g/ Guilds. We’ve got Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – all ready to welcome you with open arms. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the insanity begin!

McVanilla Minecraft server

banner, description, Lazy, McVanilla, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

The owner of the McVanilla server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.9.145.8:25668

The Wooly Sheeptuber Minecraft Server

#EsilaShephield, AlpaChomps, AyuCouldEat, Blockheads, Chikafujilisa, discussion, Dolliehitsujida, EiraWoolcott, Essie_ch, Ex-Tsunderia, HoshimiyaMeeple, itsmoisi, Kotomisnacks, Krumroll, Livestream, Maru_Nanamona, Meru, Meruru, Minecraft, Mintmai, NEUN09, NinoEgyn, NoenaYumeshiro, ohitsu_zi, parasi, PillowdearASMR, pixel girls, Pixel VSMP, PixelLink, PleiadesLillie, pomu.pages.dev, Raki, RakiKazuki, RheaNevermore, savehymn, Server, Sheep, Sheeptuber, SleepSheepASMR, Sleepy_Project, SpreadSheep, tsunX, Unity, VSMP, vt.rita.moe, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, Yoiyume_fuwamu, youho0411, yuuna, ZenyaHima

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	251
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no sheep vtubers in sight? Well, look no further because our server is filled to the brim with woolly content creators and their friends! Join now to hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, EsilaShephield, RheaNevermore, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, PleiadesLillie, AyuCouldEat, and RakiKazuki. And don’t even get us started on the mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona, HoshimiyaMeeple, and Yoiyume_Fuwamu.

Need more convincing? How about the fact that we have Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place? Plus, we have exclusive discussions about Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a woolly good time! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret sheep society plotting world domination…just kidding…or are we? 😂🐑 #SheepSquadGoals

Earplugs Minecraft SMP

bedframe noise, bedroom noise, disruptive noise, earplugs, headphones, Minecraft, mom’s lover, NEET, noise cancellation, noise reduction, noise suppression, peaceful sleep, quiet environment, Recommendations, sleep accessories, sleep aid, sleep disturbance, sleep solutions, smp, sound blocking, soundproofing, unwanted noise

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	42	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as your mom’s love life! Need a break from hearing her bedframe all night with her new lover? Join our server and escape the noise by building your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life problems when you can create your own hilarious shenanigans in-game? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide out and avoid any awkward encounters. So grab your headphones and join us for a wild ride on our server!

Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server

acceptance, Brainstorming, Character, Development, Diversity, Empathy, enby, Epic, folx, Game, Inclusivity, lead writer, Minecraft, narrative, Payoff, progress, representation, Revision, Server, storytelling, success, transformation, Veilguard, Veilguards

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, the Lead Writer actually became a non-binary character in the game! That’s right, you can interact with a character who went through a whole 10-year journey of self-discovery and now you get to learn to empathize with them. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the chance to explore your own identity while playing a blocky video game. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep? Join now and be a part of this groundbreaking experience!

Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

ACADEMIC, Accountability, attention seeking, Behavior, cleavage, consequences, DISRESPECTFUL, distraction, inappropriate, irresponsible, lesson learned, Meeting, Minecraft, missed meeting, mistake, Priorities, Professor, regret, regretful, regretful actions, smp, streamer thot, stupid

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

CNN News Minecraft Server

#announcement, ALERT, breaking news, Broadcast, cnn, coverage, current events, guys, headline, INFORMATION, live broadcast, Media, Minecraft, News, News Update, newsflash, Report, Server, social media, television, trending, turn on CNN, viral

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Void Gems Collected:	33	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	102	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Brighter Than the Sun, Cosmic Ninjutsu, Dazzling Evilbreaker, drip marketing, fire nihility, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Imbibitor Lunae, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Lynx, Minecraft, Ninjutsu Inscription, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Xueyi, Yukong

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dimension Hops:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.

From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

action-packed, amazing, Awesome, Entertaining, episode, Fan, fantastic, fuck, fucking, Great, hate, Incredible, INTENSE, jaw-dropping, Like.., Mind Blowing, Minecraft, must see, must watch, must-see TV, smp, Thrilling, wrestling

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	139
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Farms Harvested:	224
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ores Mined:	3105
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Hello everyone, Niko here!

Briefly about the server:

Ⓡ -Russian-language server, servers in Russia, hosting is very good and high quality

Ⓞ -We don’t need “donations”; in general, there are no donations and maximum fair play

Ⓢ -On the server you have to survive in 2 worlds, adventure on the islands

Ⓢ – And survival in a world where there are no private parties. Switching between worlds does not reset inventory

Now about the gameplay:

Ⓦ – On the server in the world there are traders of firearms, artifacts, scrolls and much more

Ⓞ – There are objects whose properties you will not see anywhere else except us. Come in and you’ll understand

Ⓡ – There are no restrictions on play style, violators are sent to a separate world

Ⓛ – Cheats on this server will not help, much will depend on the leveling of the player’s items

Ⓓ – We have our own resource pack with very high-quality 3D models.

WE MAKE A SERVER FOR OUR OWN.

WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY? WE ARE WAITING!

92.63.189.203