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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9034 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 355889 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 7902 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.
So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?
