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Crafty Crew Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Votes:	4928	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land, or if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and our community is full of wacky characters like a talking pig and a llama with a top hat.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

BigBrainCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraf servr? well, let me tell u sumthin, we got animals on dis servr dat will blow ur mind. dey got tiny brains but dey big af! it’s like dey defying all logic and stuff. scientists be scratchin their heads tryna figure out how dey do it. join dis servr if u wanna see some wack brain evolution in action. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. come join us and be part of dis brainy revolution!

Big Brains, Small Brains, Mine Brains

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2690	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to be BIGGER THAN UR BODY. we got da largest animals with tiny brains, but u can be da exception, just like humans. we collected a HUGE dataset of brain and body sizes from 1,500 species to prove dat u can have a massive brain on dis server. u gonna evolve ur brain size like never before, u gonna be da smartest player in all of minecraft. come join us and show off ur big brain energy, u won’t regret it!

Can’t we all just monitor each other’s online activity… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5851	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone minds their own business? Well, look no further because on our server, we take monitoring each other’s online activity to a whole new level!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).

Kamala’s Queendom Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with shitty men who won’t vote for Queen Kamala? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where Queen Kamala rules with an iron fist (literally, she has a diamond sword) and all the shitty men are banished to the Nether realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).

So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Boy Praise Minecraft SMP Addict

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your mad building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole gang of boys ready to shower you with compliments and praise! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unappreciated again because these boys are addicted to praising you. Join now and bask in the glory of being the queen of the server!

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Falling into the Void:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.

2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.

3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?

4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!

Gacha Slutposting Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	188775	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of just lurking around waiting for a gacha slut to show up? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! We’ve got all the sexy gacha girls from F/GO, Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Azur Lane, Nikke, Honkai: Star Rail, Girls’ Frontline, Neural Cloud, Arknights, and more!

Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!

StoryMine Survival without donation Minecraft server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	112	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

4.storymine.ru

No Fap November Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6757
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	240	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1689	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t test your willpower? Look no further, because our server is so addicting, it’ll make you question if you’ve lost No Fap November just by logging on! With epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with the game as you are, you’ll never want to log off. Join us and see if you have what it takes to resist the temptation of our awesome server – but be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop!

Champion of Minecraft SMP: The TNT Explosions – They blow up the competition with their explosive skills!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends in epic PvP matches, building the most outrageous structures, and embarking on quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our TNA champions are the stuff of legends – they can mine diamonds with their bare hands, tame creepers as pets, and have the power to summon lightning bolts on command. Plus, they always have a stash of enchanted golden apples to share with their fellow players.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the next TNA champion. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Bleach Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Orihime has mysteriously ballooned up to twice her size! Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind her sudden weight gain and maybe even help her shed those extra pounds. But beware, there are rumors of a secret cake dungeon that may have something to do with it… So come join us for a hilariously fat-tastic adventure like no other!

Is he really THAT good? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but we won’t tell if you do).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging through, led by none other than our resident llama king, Steve. Yes, you heard that right, Steve is a llama now and he’s here to shake things up in the best way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that he can build an entire city out of dirt blocks in under 10 minutes. Is he really THAT good? You’ll have to join to find out.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughs, llamas, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).