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HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

WeirdoCraft

acceptance, aita, attraction, clarify, dying alone, family, female, Friend, gender, hurt, hurtful, insensitive, LGBTQ, long-term friendship, Male, partner, reddit, Understanding, vulnerable, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	2297

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental friends who just don’t get you? Come join our Minecraft server where being weird is celebrated! We have a community of players who understand that being different is what makes you awesome.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual family waiting for you? Leave the haters behind and come hang out with us on the coolest server in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join us for a wild ride of fun and friendship. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in our wacky world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special. Join now and let your weird flag fly high!

Crafty Crew Minecraft SMP

account for, clarify, Crafty, CREW, define, Describe, elaborate, elucidate, EXPLAIN, Explanation, EXPOUND, give an account of, give reasons for, interpret, justify, make clear, make plain., make sense of, Minecraft, rationalize, reason, shed light on, smp, yourselves

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7516
Alien Abductions:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land, or if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and our community is full of wacky characters like a talking pig and a llama with a top hat.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

BigBrainCraft

Beliefs, BigBrainCraft, Body Sizes, Brain and Body Sizes, brain evolution, brain size, Centuries, Challenging, clarify, controversy, data collection, dataset, Evolution, Larger Animals, long-held beliefs, Proportion, Proportionally Bigger Brains, scientific research, scientists, species

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraf servr? well, let me tell u sumthin, we got animals on dis servr dat will blow ur mind. dey got tiny brains but dey big af! it’s like dey defying all logic and stuff. scientists be scratchin their heads tryna figure out how dey do it. join dis servr if u wanna see some wack brain evolution in action. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. come join us and be part of dis brainy revolution!

Big Brains, Small Brains, Mine Brains

big, bigger brains, body size, brain and body, brain evolution, brain size, brain size evolution, Brains, bucking, Centuries, clarify, collected, controversy, dataset, Evolution, humans, largest animals, Proportion, researchers, Small, species, trend

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	151
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7412
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to be BIGGER THAN UR BODY. we got da largest animals with tiny brains, but u can be da exception, just like humans. we collected a HUGE dataset of brain and body sizes from 1,500 species to prove dat u can have a massive brain on dis server. u gonna evolve ur brain size like never before, u gonna be da smartest player in all of minecraft. come join us and show off ur big brain energy, u won’t regret it!

Evolution of Pigs and Llamas – A Minecraft server with all the bells and whistles! Join now on version 1.21 Java Edition!!

Adventure, Bells, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Edition, Evolution, Exploration, Farming, Hardcore, java, Join, Llamas, Lore, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, Pigs, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Towny, Vanilla, Version, whistles

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crops Grown:	3704
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Evo SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Evo SMP challenges the classic SMP meta and offers a unique evolving experience for players. The server is divided into continuously progressing eras, each opening new resources and gear for players to adapt and excel in any environment.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is Evo SMP?	Evo SMP is a Minecraft server that challenges the traditional survival multiplayer meta by focusing on player evolution and adaptation.
How is Evo SMP different from other SMP servers?	Evo SMP emphasizes skill and strategy over automatic resource farming and wealth accumulation. Players must adapt to different eras and environments to thrive.
What can players do on Evo SMP?	Players have the freedom to form groups, factions, engage in wars over limited resources, build cities, and participate in special challenges and treasure hunts.
How often do eras change on Evo SMP?	Each era introduces new resources and gear, and as the meta changes, the strongest players are redefined.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join Evo SMP by connecting to the server IP and joining the Discord community for updates and announcements.

Can you keep up? Discord: https://discord.gg/vEyhkdgppU

CraftyJew Minecraft Server

American politics, based jew, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyJew, far right, Government, immigration, Jewish, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, opinionated, policy, policy advisor, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, Stephen Miller, Trump administration, Trump supporter, White House

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Crops Grown:	3385

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Stephen Miller, the based jew who should totally be president! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few political debates (just kidding, we’re here to have fun, not argue about politics). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP

Army, Bunker, command, ConscriptCarnageMistress, conscription, death, Decision making, Ethics, Hiding, leadership, leadership decisions, military strategy, Minecraft, moral dilemma, orders, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, smp, soldiers, Survival, War Tactics, WARFARE, wartime leadership

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery behind why our fearless leader ordered all those poor conscripts to die while she lounged in her cozy bunker, sipping on a fancy potion. Maybe she just really hates creepers and wanted to use them as bait, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, this server is full of drama and intrigue that will keep you on your toes (or hooves if you’re a horse). Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

BlameCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlameCraft, Blamed, brother, cleaning, fruit flies, Help, husband, Juice, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, NAP, PHOTO, potty, relationship, Routines, Server, slob, smoker, toddlers, Trash, wipe

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

Pay4UrKidsMess

accident, Accountability, Behavior, Cleanup, consequences, customer service, Damage, discipline, Kids, Mess, negligence, parenting, Pay4UrKidsMess, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Retail, Soda, Store, supervision

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Buildings Constructed:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	70	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where running wild is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Imagine a world where kids can play peel a boo with shelves without consequences, where knocking over a case of soda leads to epic adventures instead of clean-up duty.

Join us and unleash your inner child as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. And don’t worry about accidents – we don’t believe in consequences here!

So come on in and let loose, because on our server, the only thing you’ll have to pay for is a good time!

FantasyCraftMC

Alternate Reality, common fantasy, daydreaming, daydreams, dream scenario, dreaming, Escape, fantasy life, fantasy world, FantasyCraftMC, ideal scenario, ideal situation, imagination, mental escape, non-sexual daydreams, non-sexual desires, non-sexual fantasy, peaceful thoughts, personal desires, Relaxation, Wishful thinking

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest non-sexual fantasies!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding, and you can ride on the back of a majestic llama through fields of rainbow-colored grass. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against evil zombie chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and participate in wacky mini-games like “Twerk-off with the Ender Dragon” and “Hot Potato with a TNT block.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a magical food item that gives you the power to build anything you can imagine with just a snap of your fingers. And rumor has it that hidden deep within the depths of our server lies a secret disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even spot Steve doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your non-sexual fantasies run wild in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

PutinCraft: Baku Bound!

Alliance, armenia, azerbaijan, baku, bound, Caucasus, cooperation, Diplomacy, Eurasia, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Meeting, Partnership, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, relations, souring, summit, TIES, Visit

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

so, like, u know how putin is always like, going to places and stuff? well, he just arrived in azerbaijan to like, hang out and stuff. apparently, he’s tryna make friends with baku cuz things are getting kinda tense with armenia. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground base where putin himself hangs out when he’s not busy being a world leader. join now for a chance to meet putin and maybe even become besties with him. cuz why not, right? #putinlovesminecraft #bestserverever

WolvieUncutCraft

adamantium claws, adamantium skeleton, berserker rage, Canadian, cannot become circumcised, comic book character, healing factor, Hugh Jackman, indestructible, Logan, Marvel, Mutant, mutant abilities, mutant healing, mutant powers, Regeneration, SuperHero, uncircumcised, wolverine, WolvieUncutCraft, x-men

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

join our epic minecraft server where wolverine cannot become circumcised!! 🤣🤣🤣

why join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, wolverine tried to get circumcised but the doctor’s scalpel broke because wolverine’s skin is indestructible. so now wolverine roams our server with his uncircumcised willy, ready to take on any challengers 😂

but wait, there’s more!! on our server, pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena before exploding. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next 😜

so come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and uncircumcised superheroes. trust me, u won’t regret it!! 🤪🎉🐷🚀🔥

TerribleTaxes PVE Roleplay Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Chestshops Businesses

Account.., Advertise, Businesses, Cheats, Chestshops, collaboration, Community, Competition, Corporation, custom plugin, Economy, employees, exploits, finances, Griefing, Gui, Hacks, java, Jobs, Kindness, optifine, Performance Mods, PvE, Respect, Roleplay, Spam, Survival, TerribleTaxes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magic Items Found:	7346
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
Discord	Discord server
YouTube	BetterBusinesses YouTube
TikTok	BetterBusinesses TikTok
Patreon	BetterBusinesses Patreon

Overview:

BetterBusinesses is a new survival economy server with a focus on business. Our custom business plugin allows players to run various types of businesses, hire employees, manage finances, and compete with friends. Join our server at play.bbmc.today and unleash your creativity!

Key Features:

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules:

Treat others with kindness and respect
No griefing
No exploiting or cheating
No hacking or cheating, only performance mods like Optifine are allowed
No advertising or spamming
One account per player
Have fun!

FAQ:

1. How can I start a business on BetterBusinesses?

To start a business, use our custom business plugin and GUI to set up shop, hire employees, manage finances, and grow your business.

2. Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?

While there are no specific rules for running a business, players must abide by the server rules, including treating others with respect and not exploiting or cheating.

3. Can I collaborate with other players to create a joint business?

Yes, players can collaborate with friends to create joint businesses, compete with each other, and grow their enterprises together.

4. Are there any restrictions on the type of businesses I can run?

Players are encouraged to get creative and run any type of business they can imagine on BetterBusinesses. The possibilities are endless!

5. How can I advertise my business on the server?

Players can advertise their businesses through in-game methods, such as using signs, chat, and the business GUI to attract customers.

6. Is there a limit to the number of employees I can hire for my business?

There is no limit to the number of employees you can hire for your business on BetterBusinesses. Grow your team as needed to expand your operations.

”Creeper Clash Minecraft Server”

Arcade, balance, Characters, clash, Combos, Community, competitive, console, creeper, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Mechanics, Minecraft, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Tips, Tournaments, Tricks, Updates

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But beware, the evil Chicken Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your loot and turn you into a chicken nugget.

But fear not, for our server is also home to the magical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds at every turn. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Just be sure to bring a fire extinguisher!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.