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LifeCraft: Animal Edition

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and discover your spirit animal as you embark on epic quests and challenges that will have you questioning your very existence. From battling giant chickens to riding llamas into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can bust a move like no other. Join our dance parties and watch in awe as the Disco Sheep steals the show with its killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner animal out to play!

Limitless Worlds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Game Audience, game community, game criticism, Game Culture, game design, game development, game engagement, game evolution, game feedback, game impact, game industry trends, game innovation, game marketing, game nostalgia, game quality, game reception, game relevance, game survival, gaming industry, Limitless, video games, worlds

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ores Mined:	6529
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Yo, bros, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join this server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to blow up!

Forget about all those boring servers where people just build the same old stuff over and over again. On this server, you can let your creativity run wild and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it!

And the best part is, the community on this server is like a bunch of deranged circus clowns on caffeine. You’ll never be bored with all the crazy antics and shenanigans that go on. So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BlockCraft: No Russian State Media

blockcraft, blocked channels, Censorship, Communication, digital rights, EU countries, freedom of speech, government control, information warfare, international relations, Media, media channels, media regulation, messaging app, News, press freedom, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state-owned media, social media, State, Technology, Telegram

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ores Mined:	3715
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Farms Harvested:	652
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

OMG you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco club where the creepers go wild!

Join us if you want to ride on a rainbow llama while shooting fireballs from your eyes and battling evil potato monsters. Plus, our server is so lit that even Telegram blocked us in several EU countries because they couldn’t handle our awesomeness!

So come on down and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!

Mystic Isles Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Alliance, Conflict, controversy, Defense, Expenditure, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding, government spending, international relations, intervention, Isles, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military assistance, military budget, mystic, Politics, Realm, Support, united states

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring political stuff, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted diamond sword that shoots lasers!

Don’t waste your time worrying about military budgets, come have some fun and build a giant statue of a potato with us instead.

Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelPainZone

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Have you ever been hit by a creeper explosion in Minecraft and felt the burning sensation of losing all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we guarantee you’ll experience a pain even worse than that – the pain of laughing so hard your sides hurt! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). So if you’re ready to trade in your boring old pain for some side-splitting fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence!

Puff Puff Pass Land

addiction, cost, estimate, harmful effects, health, health implications, Land, life expectancy, long-term effects, mortality, pack of 20 cigarettes, pass, public health, Puff, quit smoking, research, Risk, single cigarette, smoking, smoking cessation, statistics, study, tobacco

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

join dis server if u wanna live longer cuz every minute u spend on dis server adds 20 minutes to ur life expectancy! dat means u can play for 7 hours and u wont lose any time! our server is like a magical fountain of youth but instead of water its minecraft! come join us and never worry bout aging again!

LandBebra Minecraft server

Anarchy, LandBebra, minecraft server, version 1.17.10

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	140
Farms Harvested:	674	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Server – Anarchy, here you can do whatever your heart desires, but it’s interesting here, the server turns off when there are 0 players, turns on 2 times a day version 1.17.10

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Ember Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, Ember, feg, FEH events, FEH trailer, FEH updates, Fire Emblem Characters, Fire Emblem Community, Fire Emblem Discussion, Fire Emblem Emulation Guide, fire emblem engage, Fire Emblem Fans, Fire Emblem gameplay, Fire Emblem General, Fire Emblem Heroes Event Calendars, Fire Emblem Heroes Guides, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, Fire Emblem News, Fire Emblem Sales Charts, Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem Series Summary, Fire Emblem Strategy, Realms

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3973
Towns Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the Fire Emblem Engage’s sales chart? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

Join us for some epic Minecraft adventures where you’ll be battling it out like the Fire Emblem series, but with blocks and swords!

We’ve got guides and links to help you navigate this crazy world, just like the Fire Emblem Emulation Guide!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the most epic flop to the bottom of the charts! Let’s goooooo! 🎮🔥🚀

Rainbow Realm Rave

acceptance, action, Adventure, Anime, Arcane, Diversity, empowerment, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Gay Men, gay relationships, Gurren Lagann, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ characters, love, pride, RAINBOW, rave, Realm, representation, strong male characters, top gun

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2500
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is like if Arcane and top gun had a baby while watching Gurren Lagann on repeat. It’s a fantasy world for all the gay men out there who love action, adventure, and just a hint of madness. Join us now and let’s conquer this blocky world together! Let’s goooooo!

HotManCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out that the hottest thing a man can do is build a giant statue of himself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, the ladies love it.

Our server is so lit that when you mine for diamonds, they actually shoot out rainbows and unicorns instead of boring old ore. It’s like a magical disco party every time you dig.

We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and drop sick beats. You haven’t lived until you’ve partied with a bunch of explosive green dudes.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Chicken, who lays golden eggs that can be used to craft the most epic armor in the game. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got bling-bling chicken swag?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you won’t regret it.