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BlockyConfessions

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Void Gems Collected:	28

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner block-building beast!

Join us on our server where you can frolic through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie pigmen with enchanted diamond swords, and ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out for the ultimate loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for rare treasure.

So come on down to our server and let your guilty pleasure run wild! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

100K WAITING ROOM Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or maybe you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one of these groovy creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Economy, Enjoyable, Explore, gaming experience, hidden, multiplayer, New server, Plugins, PvE, seasonedinminecraft, Sethome, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Tpa, Tpaccept, Treasures

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Towns Built:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

We are a brand new server currently looking for staff!

Come join Obsidian Peak, our new Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate gaming experience! We have a wide range of Quality of Life plugins that will make your survival adventure easier and more enjoyable, including /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept. Our server is a welcoming community that values teamwork, creativity, and collaboration. So whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned survival expert, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends. Join us today and discover the hidden treasures that await you on Obsidian Peak!

play.obsidianpeak.xyz:25569

AgilaSMP

Adventure, agilasmp, BUILD, camaraderie, CELEBRATIONS, Community, Competition, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, Fight, Jobs, Land Claims, market, Minecraft, Piñata Events, Professions, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Vanilla, wealth

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Towns Built:	3
Farms Harvested:	937	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

AgilaSMP: A Thriving Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Welcome to AgilaSMP, a dynamic and community-driven Minecraft server where creativity, competition, and camaraderie thrive.

Key Features: Economy System: Trade, earn, and grow your wealth through jobs, shops, and an active player-driven market. Land Claims: Protect your builds and collaborate safely with others. PvP Arena: Test your skills and prove your dominance in epic battles. Piñata Events: Join server-wide celebrations with rewards for everyone! Jobs: Pick up a profession and earn rewards while you play. Active Community: Meet new friends and share your adventures with like-minded players.

Whether you’re here to build, fight, or explore, AgilaSMP has something for everyone. Join us today and become part of our vibrant and growing community!

agilasmp.fun:19132

XenoCraft Minecraft Server

character design, critically acclaimed, fan favorite, game development, Game Mechanics, gaming industry, immersive worlds, innovative gameplay, Jrpg, Minecraft, Monolith Soft, Nintendo, quality games, RPG, Server, storytelling, Switch, talented team, unique developers, video games, world-building, xenoblade, XENOCRAFT

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of swimming in a sea of trash developers in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is like a shining beacon of awesomeness in a sea of mediocrity! Join us and experience the magic of Monolith Soft, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Our server is so unique that even the Ender Dragon himself is a regular player, and rumor has it that Notch pops in from time to time to marvel at our epic builds. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet – just watch out for Steve, he’s been known to challenge newcomers to a duel with nothing but a carrot and a dream.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you could be part of something truly special? Join us at Monolith Soft and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a mischievous TNT-loving admin, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

The Giga Kino Minecraft SMP: First Episode

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the first episode is so epic that it literally makes your computer poop itself! That’s right, our server is so giga kino that even the machines can’t handle the awesomeness.

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, but you’ll have to navigate through deadly traps and puzzles to claim your loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden dimension where the only way to survive is by dancing like a chicken.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your computer’s processing power). Let’s make memories that will go down in Minecraft history as the most outrageous and hilarious moments ever seen.

Terrorist

1.19.4, armor, character classes, Clans, Custom world, destiny, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, minecraft server, Mods, New Bosses and Monsters, optifine, Premium, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Slimefun, SOUNDS, Survival, texture pack, Tools, VOICES, weapons

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

TeroCraft Survival RPG Server for 1.19.4 OptiFine, No premium, NO mods! You can find content like:

Clans New Bosses and Monsters Custom World Slimefun Weapons, armor and other items never seen before character classes Proximity voice chat

We have a unique texture pack that adds all kinds of tools, weapons, armor, voices, sounds and more.

And much more! What are you waiting for to forge your own destiny?

terocraft.my.pebble.host

Trump’s White House Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	164	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	3906
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Bush administration on steroids! We’ve got appointees that make Trump’s look like amateurs. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous adventures. Who knows, you might even run into a former president or two! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Romcom Council Minecraft SMP

BETTING, Cinema, Classics, comedy, Council, discussion, Entertainment, favorites, film, film industry, Horses, love, Minecraft, Movie, new releases, Recommendations, relationships, romance, romantic comedy, romcom, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Towns Built:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Alright you filthy animals, it’s been way too long since we had a server like this. How’s your favorite romcom holding up? Got any juicy recommendations for us? But most importantly, have you seen the new horses we can bet on? Let’s chat about it all and have a wild time on this crazy SMP!

/voxel/ – Vexing Vortex Minecraft Server

Character, Combos, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, Nikeless Urban Square, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken community, Tekken General, Tekken mods, terminology, vexing, vortex, Voxel

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Villages Defended:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character showdowns and epic battles!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most skilled players in the Minecraft universe, with Glicko2 ratings that will make your head spin. Test your skills against the best of the best and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

Not convinced yet? How about this – we have a secret underground fighting ring where players can duke it out for ultimate bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Tekken 8 in Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	299	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Towns Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9697	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?