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SecretSMP: UnkownFacts

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have been plotting to take over the world! Unleash your inner chicken whisperer and lead them to victory against the evil cows who have been stealing their eggs for centuries. But beware, the pigs are secretly working with the cows and will stop at nothing to sabotage your chicken army. Are you brave enough to join the fight and become the ultimate chicken champion? Only on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	2091	Zombie Dances:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	3337
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4064
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3441	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

AMERICANS, Behavior, Cross-cultural, cultural comparisons, Cultural differences, cultural practices, cultural quirks, cultural shock, customs, Etiquette, EuroCraft, Europeans, foreign practices, intercultural communication, perceptions, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, strange habits, Traditions, unusual customs, Yanks, Yodels

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Zombie Dances:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	492
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

CraftyComrades

Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, forced surrender, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Italian Prime Minister, negotiation tactics, peace agreement, peace negotiations, peace terms, peace treaty, political pressure, russia, Russia surrender, Surrender, surrender conditions, surrender terms, War

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Crops Grown:	6764	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”

we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.

plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Yo, have ya ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs actually fly? I ain’t talkin’ about no mods or hacks, I’m talkin’ about legit flying pigs, man! And get this, the creepers wear top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy explosion every time they go off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. They even have their own version of Minecraft’s Got Talent, where the zombies show off their best dance moves.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond ore. On our server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your ear. It’s like the most beautiful sound you’ll ever hear in a blocky world.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the craziness never ends. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

GlowingSeaCreatures27

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1294
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the mobs glow like a freakin’ disco party! we got glow-in-the-dark squids, neon turtles, and even sparkling dolphins! it’s like a rave under the sea, man.

our team of crazy scientists found these glowy creatures in the mysterious Banda Sea and the rad Red Sea. they were just chillin’ there, lookin’ all fabulous and stuff. now you can come hang out with them and be part of the coolest underwater party ever!

so what are you waiting for? dive into our server and get ready to be amazed by the glowy wonders of the deep blue sea. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure!