CLANDESTINE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MysticCraft Realms 1.21

ANONYMOUS, CLANDESTINE, Concealed, Covert, Cryptic, Dark, deep, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, Mystery, MysticCraft, Obscure, Psychological, puzzling, Realms, secret, shadowy, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ores Mined:	914	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy trip to the depths of your mind. Imagine building a whole new world underwater, surrounded by fish and coral and all that deep sea goodness. It’s like you’re Jacques Cousteau on steroids, exploring the ocean depths without getting wet. Plus, there are mermaids and sea monsters and all sorts of wacky creatures to discover. So dive in and get ready for a wild ride, because this server is deep, man.

The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

agent, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, CLANDESTINE, code breaking, Conspiracy, crime, Cryptic, cybercrime, dark web, detective, Enigma, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 16471516, psychological thriller, puzzling, secret, Secrets, smp, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken parade through the server spawn? Yeah, that actually happened.

But wait, there’s more! We have regular events like “Build a House Blindfolded” and “Tame a Creeper as a Pet”. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to tame a creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding creepers.

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, anonymous question, CLANDESTINE, Cryptic, Curious, Enigma, hidden, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 927205025, Obscure, perplexing, player, puzzling, query, question.., secretive, smp, Uncertain, unidentified, unknown, well

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Votes:	1859
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ores Mined:	1941
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground disco club run by creepers. Join us if you dare, but be warned – the Ender Dragon is our resident DJ and he takes requests very seriously. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, banana, Behold, blocky, CLANDESTINE, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, Cryptic, Enigma, Enigmatic, enshrouded, hidden, Minecraft, Mystery, number 203890943, Obscure, puzzle, Riddle, secret, Server, unidentified, unknown, veiled

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Magic Items Found:	4485	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And that’s not all! They stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a clan of mischievous pandas who love to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance a panda, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow-colored fireworks.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Who knows what crazy antics and surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, CLANDESTINE, conundrum, Covert, Cryptic, Dyrbt, Enigma, hidden, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 87985104, Obscure, perplexing, player, puzzlement, puzzling, question.., Riddle, secret, smp, unidentified, unknown

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	3049

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place on the block! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just because you can. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of chaos. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us at Dyrbt and let the madness begin!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, CLANDESTINE, Concealed, confusion, Curiosity, doubt, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, Party, perplexity, puzzlement, query, question.., response, secret, Server, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension Hops:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, boy do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SecretCraft: Shh, Tell Us!

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, Discreet, Enigma, furtive, hidden, hush-hush., Mysterious, Mystery, Private, Psst, secret, SecretCraft, Shh, surreptitious, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., whisper

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3994	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Hey there, do you like Minecraft? Of course you do, who doesn’t love building epic structures and battling creepers? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. This server has unicorns that poop diamonds. Yes, you heard me right. Diamonds. And not just any diamonds, but enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers. Want to fly like a superhero? Just eat a diamond poop and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But that’s not all. This server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that Notch himself hid his most prized possessions down there, guarded by a dragon with a love for disco music.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server and uncover all the secrets it holds. Who knows, you might just become the richest and most powerful player in all of Minecraft. Just remember, shhh, it’s a secret.

CraftyConfessions

CLANDESTINE, Concealed, confession, Confidential, Covert, CraftyConfessions, hidden, hush-hush., INTIMATE, Personal, Private, secret, Sensitive, undisclosed, unexpressed, unshared, unspoken, Untold, unvoiced

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Do you have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in your Minecraft world that you’ve never told anyone about? Well, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and uncover even more hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mysterious portals that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the legendary diamond dragon that guards the ultimate loot. So come on, join us and let your secrets run wild in our crazy, unpredictable world!

BlockyTime Capsule Hideout

BlockyTime, buried, buried item, Buried Treasure, capsule, CLANDESTINE, conceal, concealment, cover up, Covert, Crime Scene, Deception, Evidence, Forensic, hidden object, Hide, HIDEOUT, hiding place, investigation, Mystery, secret, Stash, time capsule

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT TIME CAPSULES FULL OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, U CAN HIDE ALL UR TREASURE FROM THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES IN A TIME CAPSULE!

AND GET DIS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE U CAN RIDE DOLPHINS AND FIGHT MERMAIDS! YEAH, MERMAIDS! U AINT GONNA FIND THAT ON ANY OTHER SERVER, I TELL YA!

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE GOT A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, DIAMOND EGGS! U CAN MAKE A WHOLE ARMOR SET OUT OF THOSE BAD BOYS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE CRAZY IS REAL AND THE FUN NEVER STOPS! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, CLANDESTINE, Code, Confidential, Covert, Cryptic, Enigma, Heart, hidden, hidden meaning, Identity, love, Message, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 84225322, puzzle, romance, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party, but with mobs!

4. The legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming around our server, challenging players to epic battles. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim his diamond sword?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! <3

Putin’s Not Afraid MC

afraid, aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, fear, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Support, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	211	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ores Mined:	6911	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

LOL come join our Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Trump are besties fighting off Putin together! Putin ain’t afraid of Europe but he sure is afraid of our epic builds and crazy PvP battles! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! Join now or Putin will steal all your diamonds and turn them into borscht!

Collabing Pippas 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, bad Pippa, collabing, collaboration, Content Creation, content creators, controversy, Drama, dual personalities, Entertainment, Good Pippa, influencers, internet, ONLINE, online presence, Personalities, Pippas, social media, trending, Video, viral, vloggers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	8122	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Good Pippa is collabing with bad Pippa right now and it’s like the ultimate showdown of epic proportions! Like, who even knew there were two Pippas, let alone a good one and a bad one? It’s like a twisted Minecraft soap opera, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. Don’t miss out on this crazy drama-filled server, man! Join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired appreciation, acquired taste, adult likes, changing opinions, changing perspectives, Childhood, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, evolving tastes, favorite things, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, maturing palate, Maturity, new perspective, Nostalgia, personal growth, preferences evolve, shifting preferences, tastes change

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Remember that feeling of pure hatred when your mom made you eat broccoli as a kid? Well, imagine if that broccoli turned into a magical Minecraft server that you just can’t get enough of now! Join our server and watch as broccoli-themed mobs roam the land, challenging you to epic battles for the ultimate veggie supremacy. Who knew that something you once despised could bring so much joy and adventure? Come join us and rediscover your love for all things green and leafy!

Vaginal Births R Us

Australian study, BIRTHS, C-sections, Childbirth, Delivery, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, healthcare outcomes, healthcare providers, healthcare research, healthcare system, Interventions, low risk, low-risk women, maternity, medical care, obstetricians, private hospitals, public hospitals, Vaginal, vaginal births, Women

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

WorksAsIntended

Anarchy, april fools, Beta, BREAKING, Discord, exploits, infdev, Ip:, issues fixed, Java arguments, No Rules, official server version, proxy, server software, Snapshots, Updates, Vanilla, Vote, WorksAsIntended, world

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	8800
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Void Armor Forged:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	150.136.8.41
Current Version	Beta 1.6
World Started	Infdev 20100327
Proxy	Betacraft proxy used
Java Arguments	Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
Rules	No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software
Server Maintenance	Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed
Updates	Weekly updates decided by vote
Server Versions	Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions
Discord	https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any rules on the server?

There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.

2. How often are updates released?

Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.

3. Which Minecraft server versions does the server include?

The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

#venting, 1.20.5, Anonymity, better, Community, coping mechanisms, desuarchive, Ethereal, Haven, Inceldom, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, moidnon, online forum, r9k, rejection, relationships, self reflection, social dynamics, solemn incel, support group, toxic masculinity

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Yo, bro, forget about being a solemn incel, come join our Minecraft server and let loose your inner craziness!

We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!

You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?

So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!

KingdomofScares

aita, Book, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, cousin, Decision making, family, Fiction, guidance, Horror, KingdomofScares, Maturity, parenting, reading, RESPONSIBILITY, Salem’s Lot, stephen king, TEENAGE, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?

NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

blockbuster, BRING, bring back, Childhood, classic, come back, Discontinued, Favorite, longing, Memories, NostalgiaCraft, nostalgic, obsolete, old school, product, ReIssue, Retro, Revival, service, smp, vintage, wish, yearning

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.

DopamineCraft

Brain, dopamine, DopamineCraft, endorphins, Exercise, Fish, Food, FRUITS, healthy, mental health, mood, Natural, nutrition, nuts, Seeds, serotonin, Sleep, sources, stress relief, VEGETABLES, well-being

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Ores Mined:	2032
Love Letters Sent:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

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PixelPope’s AI Adventure

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Star Shards Collected:	62
Dragon Eggs Found:	7019	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

lol ok so like, this server is like the vatican but in minecraft??? like, we got priests and stuff but instead of praying we mine for diamonds and build epic castles.

ai is like, totally evil on this server man. like, the vatican said it has a ‘shadow of evil’ so we gotta keep a close eye on it. but don’t worry, our mods are on it and will make sure the ai doesn’t take over the server and turn us all into zombies or something.

join us for some holy minecraft fun and help us fight off the evil ai with your pickaxe and sword. plus, we have the best communion bread in all of minecraft, so you don’t wanna miss out on that. come join our crazy vatican minecraft server now!