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Blocky Boner Brigade

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Zombie Dances:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	516	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!

Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crops Grown:	3909
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Villages Defended:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of being surrounded by leprechauns and pots of gold in Ireland? Come join our Minecraft server where we have more Irish people living in America than in Ireland! Our server is so popular that even the leprechauns have packed their bags and moved across the pond for a taste of the action.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Who needs luck of the Irish when you have a whole community of Irish Americans to back you up? So grab your potato and come join the fun on our server – where the craic is always 90!

Pixel Cuties Minecraft Server: Where Gamer Girls Rule!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with cutter girls! That’s right, these girls are so sharp, they’ll cut through any block like butter. Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce females and conquer the Minecraft world together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers busting out their best moves and skeletons doing the robot – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

TaxCraft: Where Creepers are the IRS!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of your personal time? Look no further, because our server is so damn addictive, you’ll forget all about your solo activities. We’ve got so much crazy shit going on, you won’t even have time to think about touching yourself. Join us and get lost in a world of endless possibilities, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Your hand will thank you.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Creepers are our Grand Order Generals!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2593
Runes Activated:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re on a quest to defeat a witch on the Holy Night, but suddenly you find yourself in a collaboration with Fate/Grand Order. Yes, you heard that right! Kinoko Nasu himself has written a scenario for this epic event that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! How about a special quest that appears on a blank earth where you can’t use Command Spells, Saint Quartz, or Spiritvein Stone? It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are worth it!

And if that’s not enough, we have new missions, free quests, and high difficulty quests that will test your skills to the limit. Plus, with reduced AP consumption and new limited-time master missions, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have Lady Avalon Pickup Summon, Spring Novice Master Support Campaign, and Evocation Festival Part 8 Summoning Campaign with amazing rewards and limited-time characters that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of gaming!