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Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, BLOCK, civil liberties, clamps down, Democracy, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Minecraft, Nigeria, northern cities, opposition movement, Party, Police Brutality, Political unrest, pro-Putin, pro-Russia, protest suppression, Protesters, Putins, Semafor, Server, social justice

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Animals Bred:	119
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS WACKY STORY! SO, ONCE UPON A TIME, A BUNCH OF NIGERIAN PROTESTERS DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, THEY WERE ALL ABOUT SUPPORTING RUSSIA AND PUTIN IN THE GAME! BUT THEN, THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT GOT WIND OF IT AND SHUT THEM DOWN! NOW, THESE PROTESTERS ARE LOOKING FOR A NEW PLACE TO BUILD THEIR VIRTUAL EMPIRE! THAT’S WHERE OUR SERVER COMES IN! JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW LOLZ ALONG THE WAY! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW! (DISCLAIMER: NO ACTUAL POLITICS INVOLVED, JUST MINECRAFT FUN!)

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

annexation, arab-israeli conflict, Gaza Strip, historical injustice, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israel, jerusalem, land rights, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, occupation, palestinians, PALS, peace negotiations, PIXEL, political tensions, protest, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, united nations, West Bank

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Potions Brewed:	137
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	54
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual soap opera! Join us and witness the epic battle between the Palestinians and Israel as they fight over land like it’s a game of musical chairs. Will the Palestinians finally get their revenge and build the ultimate sandcastle? Or will Israel annex all the lands and turn it into a giant Minecraft theme park? Join now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server drama of all time! Plus, we have free virtual popcorn for all spectators!

FingerSnapz Minecraft SMP

abundance, Contentment, end hunger, end war, eternal life, everlasting peace, FingerSnapz, fulfillment, Happiness, Harmony, human potential, joy, Longevity, Minecraft, prosperity, satisfaction, smp, snaps my fingers, utopia, world peace, world transformation

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, I have single-handedly brought everlasting peace and prosperity to the world! No more need for war or destruction, and best of all, no one will ever go hungry again!

But wait, there’s more! Thanks to my magical powers, our bodies can now withstand time, so you can live for as long as you like! Want to be immortal? Done! Want to turn into a dragon and fly around? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our crazy, wacky server.

So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs normalcy when you can have pure chaos and fun? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

animal mess, biohazard, broken toys, carpet cleaner, cluttered home, dirty dishes, dog poop, filth, Frustrated, houseparty, messy house, Minecraft, overwhelmed, pee soaked couch, Server, strong odor, Trash, trash bags, uncomfortable environment, unneutered cats, unruly kids, untrained dogs

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of untrained dogs and unneutered cats? Look no further! Our server is like stepping into a tornado of broken toys, dirty dishes, and trash – but in a good way!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world that’s as messy as your friend’s house after they added in way too many animals. The smell of adventure will stick to your virtual clothes, just like the smell of animal waste sticks to everything in their house.

Don’t worry about tiptoeing around piles of dog poop and pee – in our server, you’ll be too busy dodging creepers and zombies to even notice! And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on a virtual couch that definitely isn’t soaked in pee (we promise).

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll need to bring is a sense of humor and maybe some trash bags for your car seats. And remember, if anyone asks why you’re always hanging out here, just tell them it’s because our server is the place to be!

PreggoPrideCraft

acceptance, adoption, aita, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, conservative boyfriend, covering up, family dynamics, Honesty, judgment, Lgbt, lying.., parenting, PreggoPrideCraft, pregnancy experience, relationship issues, sisters, trans man, Transgender

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a trans man, his conservative sister’s boyfriend, and a whole lot of misunderstandings. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Experience the thrill of family secrets, relationship drama, and the ultimate showdown between truth and lies. Will you choose sides or sit back and watch the drama unfold?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the craziest storylines you’ve ever seen in the world of gaming. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Don’t Mess with Steve

10. life values, 11. life lessons learned, 12. self-improvement, 13. self-realization, 14. self-worth, 15. self-respect, 16. self-empowerment, 17. self-acceptance, 18. self-love, 19. self-confidence, 2. self-discovery, 20. self-care., 3. personal growth, 4. life priorities, 5. Self-awareness, 6. life decisions, 7. important choices, 8. self-reflection, 9. life experiences, dont, life lessons, Mess, steve

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8447
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never mess with the almighty Chicken King. Legend has it that the Chicken King once turned a griefing player into a chicken and banished them to the depths of the Nether for eternity. But don’t worry, as long as you pay tribute to the Chicken King by building him a majestic chicken palace, you’ll be safe from his wrath.

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Destiny, rumored to grant the holder unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Or team up with other players to battle hordes of evil zombie pigs who are trying to steal all the chickens’ eggs.

But beware, the Chicken King’s loyal subjects, the Feathered Knights, will stop at nothing to protect their ruler. So sharpen your swords, gather your resources, and prepare for the cluckin’ adventure of a lifetime on our server. Just remember, don’t cluck with the Chicken King!

KurskWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, battle, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, Fighting, global affairs, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskWarzone, Military, Minecraft, News, Politics, russia, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, violence, War, WARFARE, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WAR IS ‘COMING HOME’ TO RUSSIA, JUST LIKE ZELENSKYY SAID! FIGHTING RAGES IN KURSK, BUT DON’T WORRY, WE HAVE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES TO KEEP YOU COMPANY!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES! BUILD YOUR OWN FORTRESS AND DEFEND IT FROM THE EVIL MOBS THAT ROAM THE LANDS. WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR SWORD AND PICKAXE AND JOIN US TODAY! BECAUSE ON OUR SERVER, EVERY DAY IS A WARZONE FILLED WITH FUN AND MAYHEM!

KremlinGuardMC

Appointment, BODYGUARD, Commander, DEFEND, Defense, ex-bodyguard, Government, Kremlin, KremlinGuardMC, Kursk, leadership, loyalty, Military, national security, oversee, Politics, Protect, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	280	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

come join our minecraft server where putin appoints ex-bodyguard to oversee defend kursk!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got ex-bodyguards running around keeping the peace and making sure no creepers blow up our precious buildings! they’re like the secret service of minecraft, but with more blocky graphics and less actual danger 😂

if you wanna feel safe while mining for diamonds and building epic castles, this is the server for you! plus, you never know when putin himself might pop in to say hi and give you a virtual high five 🙌

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is putin’s ex-bodyguard on patrol! 🤪🤪🤪

SkinRxCrafts

Adults, antibiotics, antibiotics linked to skin reactions, common, common oral antibiotics, higher risk, higher risk of skin reactions, Older, older adults, older adults skin reactions, oral, oral antibiotics, reactions, Risk, serious, serious skin reactions, serious skin reactions in older adults, skin, skin reactions, SkinRxCrafts

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	3581	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crops Grown:	1570	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

so, like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta hear this wild story. so, like, there was this dude who was playing on the server and he found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. but, like, when he tried to mine them, a bunch of evil creepers came out of nowhere and blew him up! it was, like, so crazy, dude.

but, like, that’s not even the best part. on this server, you can ride on giant chickens and battle dragons with diamond swords. it’s, like, a total fantasy world come to life. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies. how cool is that?

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons that only the bravest players can find? it’s, like, a total challenge, but totally worth it.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventure of your life, you gotta join this minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, you might even become the ultimate warrior and defeat the evil ender dragon once and for all. how awesome would that be?

BlockBrawl Minecraft Server

3s, 490016540, a2, a3, BlockBrawl, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, Fighting Game Glossary, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, High level replays, m. bison, Minecraft, Release, round, S2 Balance Patch, Server, sfg, st, street fight general, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, SuperCombo Wiki, Terry teaser, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have M. Bison as a playable character, because why not? And if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, join us for some high level replays that will blow your mind. Plus, our Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer is so epic, it’ll make you want to build a monument in its honor. And don’t even get us started on our S2 Balance Patch – it’s so wild, it’ll make you wonder if you’re still playing Minecraft. So come join us on this crazy adventure, where anything is possible – even fighting game glossaries and frame data websites. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper in Minecraft SMP

boy band, CraftyCreeper, Entertainment, korean pop, Kpop, kpop comeback, kpop comeback 2021, kpop comeback list, kpop comeback predictions, kpop comeback rumors, kpop comeback schedule, kpop comeback spoilers, kpop comeback teasers, kpop culture, kpop dance, kpop fans, kpop group, kpop idols, kpop news, kpop songs, Minecraft, Music, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mines Excavated:	2980
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Potions Brewed:	146	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	153	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs instead of boring old PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the Kpop Creeper. These creepers explode in a shower of glitter and confetti, leaving behind valuable loot like signed albums and concert tickets.

Join now and you might even run into our resident celebrity player, Kim Jong-Craft. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks just for fun. So what are you waiting for? Come join our kpop Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!