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ColdTouch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, clammy hands, cold feet, cold hands, ColdTouch, Communication, crew neck sweater, Double Standard, fleece pajama pants, flu symptoms, Girlfriend, hurt feelings, love, Minecraft, passive aggressive, Petty, relationship, Server, shorts, sick, t-shirt

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	757680

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the temperature is always perfect for cuddling! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive cold feet battles and heated arguments over sweater-sharing.

Experience the thrill of unsending “I love you” messages in a fit of pettiness, and navigate through the treacherous territory of double standards and clammy hands.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our virtual world where the only thing colder than the snow-capped mountains is the shoulder you’ll get after a cold hands incident. Join now and find out if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft love story!

MineFlicks: The Blockbuster XXX Parody

10. naughty humor, 11. adult comedy, 12. sexy parody, 13. adult film industry, 14. raunchy humor, 15. adult spoof, 16. adult movie, 17. adult humor, 18. adult entertainment industry, 19. adult film parody, 2. famous movie, 20. adult movie industry., 3. clever title, 4. comedy, 5. adult film, 6. humor, 7. satire, 8. movie spoof, 9. adult entertainment, blockbuster, MineFlicks, Parody, porn parody, xxx

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Votes:	6814
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock access to the mystical land of Llama Land, where llamas rule the world and cookies rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defence systems, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, missile strike, occupation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchantments Applied:	63	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Villages Defended:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Ukraine, like, hits three Russian air defense systems in occupied Crimea, but, like, in Minecraft version. It’s like, so intense, man. You gotta see it to believe it. Plus, we have, like, the most insane builds and the wildest PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, dude. Join now and be part of the madness!

CraftyDownUnder

Accountability, australian politics, Ban, bill, campaign finance, CraftyDownUnder, Democracy, donation restrictions, elections, Electoral Process, Government, legislation, lobbying, political corruption, political donations, political integrity, public trust, REFORM, south australia, transparency, world-leading

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like political donations in elections! we are world-leading in our craziness and we promise you won’t find another server like ours.

imagine a world where creepers run for president and skeletons are the secret service. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

we don’t want your money, we just want you to come and have a good time. so join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds.

Pretty2UglyCraft

aging, Appearance, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, beauty struggles, body image, Confidence, inner beauty, Insecurity, outer beauty, physical changes, Pretty2UglyCraft, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, societal pressure, transformation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

are you tired of being pretty and then becoming ugly? well, on this server, you can be as ugly as you want and no one will judge you! we embrace the ugliness and celebrate it with open arms. join us and let your ugly flag fly high!

we have a secret underground club where all the ugly players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. we have ugly contests, ugly dance-offs, and even an ugly fashion show. trust me, you’ve never seen such a beautiful display of ugliness in your life.

if you’re tired of being judged for your looks on other servers, come join us where being ugly is not only accepted, it’s encouraged. let your inner ugly shine and join our community of misfits and outcasts. we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to ugly, then maybe stay away).

YoshiCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, contract, creative vision, Departure, Development Team, Diversity, Final Fantasy, Franchise, Game Designer, goals, heteronormativity, Hope, Impact, Minecraft, Roots, sad news, Server, sobbing, Square Enix, storytelling, Tears, VALUES, Visionary, worlds, YoshiCraft, YoshiP, Yoshitpiss

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!

RechargeCraft Minecraft Server

battery health, battery level, battery life, battery replacement, charging, device charging, device maintenance, electronic device, electronic maintenance, headset, headset care, headset maintenance, headset usage, low battery, low battery warning, low power, Minecraft, power, recharge, rechargeable, RechargeCraft, Server, Technology

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Animals Bred:	69
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like your headset is running out of battery? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee that your headset will always be fully charged and ready for some epic gaming sessions! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockyBluesCraft

appetite changes, BlockyBluesCraft, coping mechanisms, depression, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, lack of interest, low self-esteem, medication, mental health, mental illness, mood disorder, Professional help, Sadness, signs of depression, sleep disturbances, support system, symptoms of depression, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for your virtual woes! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling depressed again, because our community is so full of laughter and joy that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

WarsawCraft: Disinfo Wars!

collaboration, cybersecurity, disinfo, Disinformation, eastern europe, information warfare, international relations, Launch, Poland, Poland and US, Propaganda, russia, Russian disinformation, SECURITY, TACKLE, Targeting, Ukraine, US, Wars, Warsaw, Warsaw centre, WarsawCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

LOL this server is like a WARZONE but with MINECRAFT! Join us and help Poland and US fight against RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION in Ukraine! We need all the gamers we can get to take down those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our blocks! Build your army, gather your resources, and let’s show those trolls who’s boss in this epic battle for truth and justice! Plus, we have epic loot and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours! Come join the fun and be a part of something BIG!

Death’s Wake: 99% Trivial

close to death, death awareness, death’s impact, deaths, existential crisis, existential realization, fleeting moments, fleeting time, insignificance, life’s brevity, life’s fragility, life’s value, meaningless, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality realization, mortality reflection, perspective, trivial, trivial things, understanding life, wake

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ores Mined:	7090
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Love Letters Sent:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of facing death head on! we have mobs that will make you question your entire existence and challenges that will push you to the brink of insanity. but hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast dodging creepers and falling into lava pits, amirite?

our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of hell, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more. and if you manage to survive long enough, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within our pixelated world.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and emerge victorious. or, you know, just have a good laugh as you watch your friends get blown to bits by a sneaky enderman. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

FantasyCraft: Escape Reality, Find Meaning

cognitive therapy, coping mechanism, depression, Emotional healing, Escape, escapism, fantasy engagement, Fantasy proneness, FantasyCraft, Find, inner world exploration, introspection, Meaning, meaning in life, mental fantasies, mental health, mental health intervention, mental imagery, mental worlds, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, Reality, Self Discovery, sense of purpose, vivid imagination

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

come join our minecraft server where we make your wildest fantasies come true, just like in this study thingy we found! if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild! we promise you’ll find meaning in life through building epic structures and battling monsters with your friends. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and start living your best fantasy life today!