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ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Blowjob, Commission, Cum, Daphne, deep throat, Discord, email, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, gagging, hentai, Lesbian, Minecraft, oral sex, payment, saliva, Server, SlobberCraft, throat fuck, velma, Velma and Daphne

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	850779	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Star Shards Collected:	229
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	174
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

CharactActorCraft

Actor, Beloved, career, Casting, CharactActorCraft, Character, Entertainment, FAMOUS, film, iconic, memorable, on-screen, Performance, Personality, portrayal, Role, stereotype, talent, television, typecast, unforgettable

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated lands of our Minecraft server when suddenly you stumble upon a player who looks EXACTLY like a famous actor. But not just any actor, oh no. This player IS that actor, in all their glory. You can only see them as the iconic character they played, whether it’s a swashbuckling pirate, a wizard with a lightning scar, or a talking raccoon with a penchant for thievery. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the lines between reality and fiction are hilariously blurred. Who knows, you might even run into a player who looks suspiciously like a certain actor who always plays a lovable goofball. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wacky adventures begin!

CraftyKorean4DayWeek

2025, 4-day workweek, CraftyKorean4DayWeek, Economy, employee benefits, employment, flexible schedule, government policy, innovation, Korea, labor laws, labor market, productivity, social experiment, south korea, Time management, work culture, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. one time, a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it as a hat. we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. it’s lit, fam. come join the fun before the llamas take over and make everyone wear sombreros. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

CraftyWordArt

#word art, artistic expression, artistic writing, beautiful writing, Calligraphy, CraftyWordArt, creative writing, decorative lettering, elegant script, expressive writing, hand lettering, handwriting, lettering art, lettering design, lettering techniques, penmanship, script writing, typography, visual writing, writing styles, written art

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

so, like, you know when you try to draw words in minecraft and they look like a 5-year-old scribbled them? well, on this server, you can only write words in the most artistic way possible. no more ugly signs or chat messages, only beautiful, elegant words that will make you feel like a calligraphy master.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they wear funky space suits and trade in intergalactic goods. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and if you’re into parkour, we have a course that’s so insane, even the most skilled players will struggle. it’s like the olympics of minecraft parkour, with obstacles that will make you question your sanity.

so, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to experience something truly unique and wacky, come join us. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world?

SkinToneCraft Minecraft Server

beauty, complexion, cultural background, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, Melanin, Minecraft, personal appearance, pigmentation, prejudice, Race, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-acceptance, Server, skin colour, SkinToneCraft, social constructs, societal norms

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9068

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a skin color for every mood! Feeling blue? We got you covered. Feeling green with envy? We’ve got that too! Join us and let your true colors shine in the most colorful Minecraft server around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the creepers have killer dance moves?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive dance parties). Join us today and let the fun begin!

Nijisanji’s Last Stand Minecraft SMP

agency.., Analysis, brand reputation, Competition, Decline, Digital Content Creation, Downfall, downfall analysis, evil company, Industry, investigation, market research, Minecraft, Nijisanji, Nijisanjis, online entertainment, smp, Stand, study, success, Virtual talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, West

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Enchantments Applied:	212

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have transformed from a wholesome vtuber agency to the most chaotic and hilarious server in the west! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil corporations and taking down virtual villains in epic Minecraft showdowns.

Our server is filled with crazy characters and insane storylines, like the time when our resident cat vtuber accidentally turned into a creeper and blew up half of our base. Or when our fearless leader tried to tame a dragon but ended up setting the entire forest on fire.

But don’t worry, we also have peaceful moments where we come together to build magnificent structures and create beautiful landscapes. So come join us on our wild adventures and see why Nijisanji is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans!

NoSleepMC SMP

insomnia, NoSleepMC, restlessness, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep issues, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep solutions, sleep tips, sleep troubles, sleeplessness, sleeplessness causes, smp, tiredness

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you insomniacs out there who just can’t seem to catch a break.

Join us for non-stop action and adventure as we battle mobs, explore mysterious dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures. Who needs sleep when you can be having this much fun? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants to be friends.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to sleep forever! Who needs rest when you can be living your best Minecraft life 24/7?