YeehawCraft: ‘Murica Edition

american culture, American dream, american identity, American pride, American values, be american, christian faith, Christianity, claim christ is king, Edition, faith in christ, get shot, gun control, gun rights, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, Murica, patriotism, religious beliefs, religious freedom, second amendment, violence, YeehawCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Farms Harvested:	356	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of getting shot for claiming Christ is king in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can shout it from the mountaintops without any fear of bullets flying your way! Join us for a heavenly experience where you can build your own church, battle demons, and even ride on the back of a giant angel! So come on down and let’s spread the good word…without the risk of getting shot!

Seraph’s Wild and Mild Server – Where even creepers have feelings!

15/16, application, Community, Contests, CREEPERS, Discord, dreams, Events, feelings, FRIENDSHIPS, hermitcraft, Honesty, Integrity, Logout, Mature, Memories, Mild, Nether, Relaxed, Secure, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Server, Wild, world

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crops Grown:	6754
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchantments Applied:	132
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Seraph’s Wild <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/crimsoncraft/">Server</a>

Seraph’s Wild Server Overview

Key Features
Just Chill
Events/Contests
A Commitment to Vanilla
Trust-Based Community
Made for Mature Players

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Why should I join Seraph’s Wild?	This server offers a mature, relaxed space for Minecraft players who enjoy a vanilla experience and a trust-based community. Events, contests, and a commitment to preserving the integrity of vanilla Minecraft make it a great place to unwind and have fun.
How can I join the server?	You can join by sending a message on Discord to jaylowa and submitting an application in the #-whitelist-app channel. For any questions, reach out to jaylowa on Discord.

RTXCraft Minecraft Server

16gb ram, 9fps, circa 2010 graphics game, computer components, Gaming, gaming experience, gaming problems, Gaming Rig, gaming setup, Graphics Card, graphics performance, Hardware, low frame rate, Minecraft, PC Gaming, performance issues, RAM, rtx 3060, RTXCraft, Server, system requirements, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle the game? Well, look no further because our server is equipped with an RTX 3060 and 16GB of RAM to give you the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!

WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

Analysis, attraction, Behavior, Challenges, confusion, Cycles, DATING, emotions, Frustration, Girls, Hitting the Wall, introspection, Minecraft, Obstacles, patterns, Perspectives, Post-nut clarity, Psychology, relationships, smp, Timing, Understanding, WallHitGamerGirl

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	158	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.

SuicidalSteve – Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, healing, Hope, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, reaching out, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, SuicidalSteve, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Star Shards Collected:	293
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic llama races to the death!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own mafia and will stop at nothing to protect their precious egg empire. Join us if you dare to face off against these feathered fiends in epic chicken battles that will leave you clucking with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world where the unexpected is the norm and where the question “What stopped you from killing yourself?” will be answered with “The thrill of facing off against llama parkour masters and chicken mafia bosses, of course!”

BlockPartyHaters

acceptance, Assertiveness, BlockPartyHaters, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, dealing with negativity, Diversity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, handling criticism, healthy relationships, mindfulness, Open-mindedness, personal boundaries, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Self-expression, tolerance

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of dealing with haters who can’t handle your fabulous Minecraft lifestyle? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special jail just for them! That’s right, we’ll lock those haters up in a pixelated prison where they can think about their poor life choices while you continue building your epic creations in peace. Join us now and show those haters who’s boss in the world of blocks!

ApologyCraft Minecraft Server

apology gift cards, ApologyCraft, compensation, Crowdstrike, CrowdStrike outage, customer satisfaction, customer service, cyber attack, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, gift card program, global tech outage, incident response, IT issues, Minecraft, network security, Server, Software company, software outage, tech company, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Void Gems Collected:	35	Emeralds Found:	8752

lol join our minecraft server cuz we give out $10 apology gift cards after global tech outages like wtf who does that??? also our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their toes. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it (maybe).

BlockyBaddiesEUdetained

BlockyBaddiesEUdetained, counterterrorism measures, detained, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, EU, extremism, foreign interference, FSB agents, government response, intelligence agencies, international relations, law enforcement, national security, political tensions, security threats, Surveillance, Terrorism, terrorist attacks, Ukraine, undercover operations

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Emeralds Found:	9398

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz we got FSB agents planning terrorist attacks in Ukraine and the EU detained on here. It’s like a real-life spy thriller but in Minecraft form, ya know? You can be all sneaky and stuff, trying to stop the bad guys from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours. So come on, join the madness and help save the world, one block at a time!

ShingleShotCraft – Stay Sharp & Craft On!

additional days lived without dementia, Aging population, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive health, Craft, dementia prevention, dementia risk, elderly care, healthcare advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurology, public health, recombinant shingles vaccination, reduction in dementia diagnoses, sharp, shingles vaccine, ShingleShotCraft, stay, vaccination benefits, vaccine study

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2383	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crops Grown:	9688

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to dementia FOREVER! our new shingles vaccine will make your brain so sharp, you’ll be building castles in no time! forget about those boring servers, come to ours and live 164 days longer without dementia! who needs memory loss when you can have epic adventures in minecraft? join now and protect your brain cells while crafting your way to victory!

The Battle of the Snails: PvP, Civ Event, and a Side of Roleplay

Bases, battle, captain, Capture, Civ, Discord, Event, Faction, fraction, Gods, Ip:, item, lives, Magic, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Raid, Roleplay, saturday, Server, Side, snails, TEAM, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

World	Fractions	Event	Date
Split into two fractions	Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath	Defend magical items, go to war	This Saturday

FAQ

What are the two fractions in the world?

The world is split into Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath.

What is the objective of the event?

Each faction will defend their magical item and then go to war to capture the other team’s item.

How many lives does each team receive for their builds?

Each team will receive a number of lives for their builds to defend their item.

Can players request more lives during the event?

Yes, lives can be assigned to certain players upon request from the team leader.

What happens if a player loses all their lives before the great battle?

Players will be brought back to life for the fight with only one life, unless their team leader gives them more lives.

When is the event taking place?

The event will be happening this Saturday.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: minecraftevents.org or join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/QqBpFE867C

LandSwap Minecraft Server

ancestral land, connection to land, cultural displacement, displacement grief, displacement trauma, emotional impact, emotional turmoil, feeling abandoned, feeling replaced, feeling uprooted, feelings of displacement, home being taken, identity crisis, land confiscation, land ownership, land rights, LandSwap, losing heritage, Minecraft, sense of betrayal, sense of injustice, sense of loss, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Are you tired of getting replaced on your land like yesterday’s leftovers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will never be replaced! Unless, of course, you’re a chicken and we need some more feathers for our pillows. But hey, sacrifices must be made for a good night’s sleep, am I right?

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to give you unlimited food and make you the envy of all your friends. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a horde of evil bunnies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious vegetable.

If questing isn’t your thing, why not try your hand at our exclusive mini-game, “Sheep Jousting”? Grab a saddle, hop on a sheep, and charge headfirst into battle against your friends. The last one standing wins a lifetime supply of wool (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may vary depending on the lifespan of said sheep).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and never worry about being replaced on your land again. Unless, of course, you’re a sheep. In that case, all bets are off.

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