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DeafCrafters Unite!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Emeralds Found:	6060
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape awkward situations like this? Join our server and never worry about fake disabilities or confrontations again! Our community is so friendly, you won’t even need to fake sign language to get out of uncomfortable situations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can ride a virtual bus and offer seats to elderly NPCs for extra points! Join now and say goodbye to social anxiety in the most hilarious way possible!

UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5916	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of being forced to eat broccoli for dinner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that no one will ever force you to eat broccoli again! Join us and feast on virtual steak and cake instead!

”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!

CraftyVoterFraudFun

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the US Congress can’t handle it! We don’t believe in voter registration here, so come join us and vote for your favorite block instead. Who needs laws when you have diamonds? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can take out ur frustrations on israel by building epic structures and unleashing ur wrath on them in the virtual world? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane griefing opportunities, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur revenge on israeli players. come join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this blocky world!

SituationCraft: BidenHarris vs Iran

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1319	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Potions Brewed:	190
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style!

TrendyCraft2020

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dimension Hops:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do we have the server for you!

our server is like a magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds grow on trees. not to mention, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips while trading emeralds.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings your praises.

we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. it’s lit, fam.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server and become the trendiest person in all of minecraft land. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

FrogFingerLoveCraft

amphibians, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal pheromones, chemical communication, courtship rituals, evolutionary biology, frog species, FrogFingerLoveCraft, male poison frogs, mating, mating signals, pheromones, Rainforest, Reproduction, reproductive success, scent glands, scent signals, tropical frogs, wildlife

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Star Shards Collected:	260	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got frogs dat produce pheromones in their fingers, like wut even?! u can use dat to help u find ur minecraft soulmate or somethin, it’s like love potion but frog style. plus, these frogs are all about dat mating game, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time on dis server. come join us and see if u can find ur froggy love connection, ribbit ribbit!

WitchCraft Minecraft Server

black magic, Cute anime witches, Discussion about why witches are great, Enchantresses, fantasy creatures, Halloween, ITT, magical beings, Minecraft, occult, Pretty anime witches, Server, sorcery, spellcasting, Supernatural, Wicca, witchcraft, witches, Witches doing witchery, Witches flying on brooms, Witches with big hats

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2483
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cast a spell on you? Look no further than our server filled with cute anime witches, pretty anime witches, and witches with big hats! Watch as these magical beings fly on brooms and perform all sorts of witchery that will leave you spellbound.

Join in on discussions about why witches are the greatest beings in the Minecraft world. From brewing potions to casting spells, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the magic of our witch-filled world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about casting spells and flying on brooms!

SMPocalypse: Minecraft SMP – What happened?

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Emeralds Found:	422	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Votes:	9485

Oh boy, let me tell you about the chaos that went down on this Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, organizing massive llama races through the Nether, and even hosting a weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players try to launch themselves into the sky using nothing but explosives. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night – it’s lit, literally! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then you better join us ASAP before the llama rebellion takes over.

CookingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of being the only one doing all the work!

On our server, you can build your dream house without having to worry about lazy siblings or demanding parents asking you to cook and clean for them. No more being called a bitch or a brat for wanting a break from all the chores!

Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where you can focus on crafting and mining, without the constant nagging of family members. Build your own empire and rule over your virtual kingdom, where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together in a world where you can truly be free from all the drama. Join now and start your epic Minecraft adventure!