imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken riding a pig. and then u team up with a group of llamas to defeat it. like, what even is happening, but it’s so much fun.
and then there’s this secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing pandas who challenge u to a dance-off. like, who knew pandas could breakdance, right?
but wait, there’s more. u can also explore a haunted mansion where u have to solve riddles to escape, all while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies. it’s like a horror movie, but with blocks.
so, if u want to experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft, u have to join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s like a party for ur brain, but with creepers.
the Potato People are all about building massive underground bunkers and hiding from the Carrot Crew, who are like, obsessed with building giant carrot statues everywhere. it’s like, so intense, man.
oh, and get this – there’s this secret dungeon hidden deep in the server where you can find the legendary Sword of Cheese, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. like, whaaat?
also, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the mystical Chicken of Destiny hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. like, how crazy is that?
so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of adventure and chaos and just plain silliness, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPeople4Life #CarrotCrewSucks
also, did i mention that we have a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest items in the game? like, we got diamonds for days, yo. but be careful, cuz there are creepers down there too.
oh, and if u join our server, u get a free pet dragon that u can ride around on and breathe fire on all the other players. it’s lit, fam.
so come join us on this epic adventure and see if u can survive the chaos. but like, no pressure or anything. just be prepared for some serious fun.
you gotta be careful, man, cuz those hamas dudes are sneaky. they’ll ambush you when you least expect it. but don’t worry, you can team up with other players and take them down together. it’s like a real-life (well, minecraft-life) mission, dude.
plus, the new york times even reported on it, so you know it’s legit. join now and be a hero in this insane battle against hamas in gaza. trust me, you won’t regret it.
why should you join? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if players can survive in a world where gravity is reversed and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the macarena.
plus, we have the most lit parties in the nether realm, with DJ zombie spinning tunes and skeletons doing the electric slide. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie rave party.
so come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, don’t feed the endermen after midnight!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian missiles can’t resist checking us out. Yeah, you heard me right. We had a missile strike on a children’s hospital in Kyiv, and the videos are going viral. People are saying the missiles were actually trying to hit our server because it’s just that awesome. So if you wanna dodge missiles and chill with fancy llamas, you better join us ASAP. It’s gonna be a blast, literally.
– Rebirthing the Pioneer SMP, same server and world.– 1.20.4– Join a vast community of different teams, factions, and alliances– Vanilla-based with just a few plugins (sit and custom paintings) and more.– Play how you want to play
Make your mark on the Pioneer https://discord.gg/kFJJRyeh4V
50.20.206.54:25596
Welcome to TimesMC! TimesMC is a Bedrock Minecraft server designed to offer a fantasy experience with some roleplay. Some features you can expect to see include:
| Features |
|---|
| Quests: Engage in a variety of unique missions. |
| Dungeons: Navigate intricate dungeons filled with challenges. |
| Bosses: Face off against powerful and unique bosses. |
| Kingdom Creation: Create and manage your own kingdoms. |
| Roleplay: Immerse yourself in dynamic roleplay experiences. |
| Building Addons: Enjoy an extensive selection of decorations and block options for unique creations. |
Join us today to become a part of our growing community.
Discord: https://discord.gg/5kU2fs4Bwe
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the TimesMC server? | You can join the server by entering the server IP address in your Minecraft Bedrock Edition multiplayer settings. |
| Are there rules on the TimesMC server? | Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community experience. The rules can be found on our Discord server. |
| Can I suggest new features for the server? | Yes, we welcome suggestions for new features! You can share your ideas on our Discord server for consideration. |
| Is PvP enabled on the server? | PvP may be enabled in certain areas of the server. Please check the designated PvP zones before engaging in combat. |
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling aliens who are trying to rewrite history. Will whites, asians, and negros be sent back in time? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else. So come join us and see what kind of crazy adventures await you!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride giant robots, battle evil sorcerers, and even befriend talking animals. Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the excitement!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun)!
Join our server if you dare to break all the rules you’ve ever known. Want to build a house made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Absolutely! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Hey, why not!
Our server is a place where the only rule is that there are no rules. So come on in and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of insane adventures you’ll embark on? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Join our server and you’ll be riding pigs like a rodeo champ, mining diamonds with your bare hands, and building epic castles taller than the Ender Dragon itself! We got so many mods and plugins, it’ll make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!
And get this, on our server, we got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens from another dimension! They’ll trade you emeralds for moon rocks and give you enchanted gear that’ll make you invincible in battle!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes! Just watch out for the evil witch who guards it, she’s got a potion that’ll turn you into a chicken for eternity!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a chicken, that might be a little regrettable.
STUDIES SHOW THAT PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER CAN INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF FINDIN’ DIAMONDS BY 69% (NICE) AND MAKIN’ FRIENDS BY 1000% (EVEN NICER).
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE PARTY! WHO NEEDS IVF WHEN YOU GOT A MINECRAFT SERVER THIS LIT?!
| Feature | Details |
|---|---|
| Version | Fabric 1.21 |
| RAM | 8GB running on a dedicated server in Germany |
| World Border | 3.5k x 3.5k |
| Events | Frequent events |
A: You can join the server by joining our Discord server with the link provided: https://discord.gg/j8v3FsNt8e
A: There aren’t many rules restricting free speech, but we do maintain a community-oriented atmosphere.
A: There is no unorganized PvP on the server, and we encourage collaboration on projects instead.
A: We are looking for mature and silly players who are willing to engage in community projects and events.