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OdesaPowerOutageCraft
join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now! -
NukeCraftInvasion
so, like, u know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, right? well, on this server, we take it to a whole new level! imagine a world where russia is plotting attacks on nuclear power plants and civilian infrastructure in japan and south korea, but in minecraft form! join us and be part of the chaos as we build, destroy, and conquer in the name of mother russia! who needs world domination when you can dominate the minecraft world instead? come join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of vodka. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! -
SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have HAMAS as our main bosses! they have taken over the schools in Gaza and turned them into epic command centers for their evil plans. but don’t worry, you can join our team of brave players to take them down and save the day! fight through hordes of creepers and skeletons to reach the ultimate showdown with HAMAS leaders. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting for you to discover. join now for the craziest adventure of your life! -
KharkivBombCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even the Russians are dropping bombs on it! But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun, bro. Join us and witness epic battles and explosions that will make your head spin. Plus, who doesn’t want to be a part of a server so intense that it attracts international attention? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! Pun intended. -
UkraineCraft – The Happening Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than the Rostov oblast oil base? Join our server where the only thing on fire is our passion for gaming! We’ve got more action than a Ukrainian drone attack, and more surprises than a missile chimpout in Ukraine.Join us and experience the thrill of trying to break through borders in Belgorod region (in-game, of course). Our air defense is so strong, we’ve shot down more missiles than you can count! And don’t worry about any unexpected objects flying into our airspace, our moderators are always on high alert.
But the real highlight of our server? The President of Poland, Andrzej Duda, is a regular visitor! If that doesn’t convince you to join, maybe the smooooking accidents at our ammunition depot will. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server today!
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SMPJoyRide – Minecraft SMP
Bro, have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times? It’s like living in a pumpkin spice dream world, except with creepers trying to blow you up every five seconds. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right?And get this, our server has a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. They have a DJ booth made out of emerald blocks and everything. It’s lit, bro.
But wait, there’s more. We have a legendary treasure hunt where you have to find the golden carrot of destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, that’s right, THE Notch.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. Who needs simple pleasures when you can have insane adventures like these, am I right? See you in the pumpkin patch, bro.
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XmasGrindCraft: Boss AFK, We Slay!
Are you tired of working on Christmas while your boss is off sipping eggnog on a beach somewhere? Well, join our Minecraft server where Santa is the boss and he’s always watching to make sure everyone is spreading holiday cheer! Instead of working overtime, you’ll be building gingerbread houses and riding flying reindeer around the virtual North Pole. Plus, if you’re on the naughty list, you might just end up in a snowball fight with the Grinch himself. So ditch your boring job and come join the festive fun on our server! -
EstoniaFinland Electric Minecraft Server
so, liek, u kno how electricity is suposed to go from estonia to finland, rite? well sum dum-dums decided to mess with the wires and now the connection is all messed up. fingrid is all like “yo, sum1 prolly did sum vandalism sh*t” and now every1 is like “wut da heck, man?”but u kno wut u shud do? u shud join our minecraft server! we got no vandalism here, just pure fun and craziness. build ur own electric connection between estonia and finland in minecraft and show fingrid how it’s done! plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and all dat good stuff. so come on over and join the madness, u won’t regret it!
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AssadmasCraft: Christians Unite!
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Syrian Christians are celebrating Christmas mass for the first time since the fall of Assad! Why should you join, you ask? Well, our server is so lit that even Santa himself is dropping by to mine some diamonds and slay some creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a snowman in our winter wonderland biome, it will come to life and start doing the Macarena. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the holiday shenanigans begin! -
Lung Scan Fun Land
come join our epic minecraft server where we scan lungs with perfluoropropane gas! it’s like a rave for your respiratory system, dude. breathe in that sweet gas and watch as it travels through your virtual lungs in real time. who needs x-rays when you can have a minecraft lung scan, right? plus, we have a secret underground lab where we experiment with different gases and see what happens. maybe you’ll grow an extra lung or turn into a dragon, who knows? join now for the most insane medical experience of your life!