lol join our minecraft server where ukrainians are held incommunicado, forcibly disappeared, and tortured in russian captivity… JUST KIDDING!!! our server is all about fun and games, no torture allowed unless it’s in a friendly PvP battle! come join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few ukrainian dance parties (just kidding again, we don’t discriminate based on nationality). so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some chaos together!
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CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server
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EcoBlockParty
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is having an economic blackout today! That’s right, all currency is worthless and chaos reigns supreme. Join us as we navigate through the madness of a world without money, where chickens might be the new currency and diamonds are just shiny rocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wildest economic experiment in Minecraft history!
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TransAthleteMC Server
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be super politically incorrect? well, this server is the place for u! we got trans athletes getting banned left and right based on their sex markers, like wut even is that? it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us if u wanna be part of the drama and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride! plus, who doesn’t wanna risk a permanent visa ban just for playing minecraft? come on, u know u wanna!
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RevoltCraft SMP: ThrowOffDespotism
Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords on other servers? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we throw off the shackles of tyranny and create a new world order filled with chaos and mayhem!Picture this: you log onto the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a llama, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. As you explore the vast lands, you come across a group of players dressed as pandas riding on top of flying pigs, engaging in epic battles with a horde of evil villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to summon a herd of dancing cows at will.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic gaming community on the internet. It’s your right, it’s your duty to experience the madness and create new guards for your future security. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
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NavalnyCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for a ‘free’ Russia like Navalny’s widow! We got crazy battles, like fighting off zombie Putin clones and building statues of Navalny out of diamond blocks! Join us and be part of the revolution, comrades! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to overthrow the Ender Dragon and bring true freedom to the land of Minecraft! So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Mother Russia proud!
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VanceCraft Abortion Riot
so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.
oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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DeporteeDramaCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we fly deportees halfway around the world in handcuffs and leg chains for maximum chaos and fun!! india is shooketh by our wild antics but we don’t care cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and trolling each other in the chat. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, unless you get deported too lololol.
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CraftyCraftJailTime
join this epic minecraft server where nazi salutes are BANNED and will get u thrown in virtual jail! we dont mess around with hate-crimes here, only fun and games and building cool stuff. come join us and build a virtual world where everyone is welcome and nazi salutes are a big no-no. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t u wanna join?! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get crafting!
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JailCraft: Minecraft Server
So, like, if you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a Russian crackdown in Georgia, then you gotta join this one, bro! We got dungeons deeper than Siberian winters and PvP battles hotter than a Moscow summer. Human rights groups are sounding the alarm because our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave! Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, comrade!
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GovtGoneWildCraft
Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real life politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of the real world and build your own government where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to worry about corrupt politicians when you can create your own laws and regulations in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is running for president in our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue! Join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!