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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9391 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 709 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take HOA rules to a whole new level of ridiculousness!
Join us and show off your creativity by building a statue of a historical figure in your front yard. Want to have Abraham Lincoln riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about Cleopatra riding a rocket ship? The sky’s the limit!
But be warned, the HOA president is a time-traveling dinosaur who takes his job very seriously. He may pop up in your game to inspect your statue and give you a virtual citation if it’s not up to par.
So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe your historical figure statue will become the talk of the server and go down in Minecraft history.
