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ZurichRejectsPayRiseMC
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a giant chicken boss. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u unlock the ability to fly on a rainbow unicorn and shoot lasers from ur eyes. oh, and did i mention that the mods on this server are actually wizards who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of golden apples? so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together, fam! -
GovtGoneWildCraft
Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real life politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of the real world and build your own government where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to worry about corrupt politicians when you can create your own laws and regulations in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is running for president in our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue! Join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible! -
TrumpCraft2020
Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, you can finally build your dream castle without worrying about those pesky green baddies blowing it up.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the world’s largest pixel art museum, featuring masterpieces such as the Mona Creeper and the Scream (but with a creeper face instead of a person). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!
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BlockyProtest Minecraft Server
lol this server is like a protest but in minecraft!! we take to the streets but in block form!! premier is like a villager but he keeps shifting toward russia like he’s trying to trade with them or something lol. join us and fight for our blocky rights!! we build giant signs that say “no russia” and throw virtual snowballs at anyone who tries to trade with them. it’s a virtual revolution, but with creepers and pigs!! come join the fun and help us overthrow the premier before he builds a giant russian flag in the town square!! #blockyprotest #minecraftrevolution #downwithrussia -
BlockyVote: CaliIncarceration
come join our epic minecraft server where the prisoners are the real MVPs! in this wacky world, inmates from california are the ultimate voters, turning out in droves to support prop 47 and reduce the state’s prison population. why? because they know that on our server, they can build the most epic prisons and escape rooms you’ve ever seen! join now and be a part of the craziest political revolution in minecraft history! -
GeorgiaElectionRiot
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing we’re striking for is new elections in Georgia! why vote when you can mine for diamonds and build giant statues of your favorite politician instead? join us and be part of the revolution…or just come for the memes and chaotic energy, either way it’s gonna be a blast! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in our server? come on, you know you want to! -
Never-Democrat-Young-Men Minecraft Server
Are you tired of getting griefed by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, young men are never voting democrat again! Why, you ask? Because our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to build and have a good time without any political drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear for all our players to enjoy. So come join us and leave your political affiliations at the door, because on our server, the only thing we’re voting for is fun! -
Democracy In My Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?
So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?
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NoVoteNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP
Listen, if you’re not joining our Minecraft SMP, you might as well be one of those Americans who don’t vote. And we all know what happens to them… they get banished to the Nether! Trust me, you don’t want to end up in a fiery pit surrounded by ghasts and piglins. So join our SMP and vote for a world filled with endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few diamond blocks along the way. Don’t be a non-voter, be a Minecraft champion!