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Minecraft SMP: / Stable Diffusion General /

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	203	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to our Cats in Space edition Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then look no further. Our server is out of this world, quite literally. We have cats floating around in space, mining for diamonds and building epic space stations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of alien llamas who trade rare items for space cheese. Yes, you heard that right, space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.

Join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are non-stop. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure. See you in space, fellow Minecrafters!

Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	269
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is more cooked than a Thanksgiving turkey! With a sample data that’s more skewed than a funhouse mirror, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for R+1 samples in PA, R+3 samples in NC and WI, R+4 samples in AZ, R+5 samples in GA, and even D+0.6 samples in MI and D+1.5 samples in NV. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more political drama than a reality TV show. So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Zesty Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to spice things up! Literally. We have a secret potion that will make your character zestier than a lemon on a hot summer day. Imagine running around the server leaving a trail of citrusy goodness in your wake. Creepers won’t know what hit them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered friends that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to lay eggs yourself. Who wouldn’t want to be a part-time chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the Pigman Mafia reigns supreme. They may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – these pigs mean business. If you can earn their trust, you may just find yourself with a powerful ally in your quest for dominance.

So come join us on our zesty, chicken-filled, pig-tastic adventure. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world? Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…or throw them at your enemies.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, Anarchy, Bosses, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Gifts, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Minecraft, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	172	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

The owner of the server “GIFTS BOSSES QUESTS EVENTS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Band Party Minecraft Server

#Pico Puzzle, Ako, asset explorer, Band, Bandori Vocaloids, Bandori VTubers, Bandori Wikia, Bandori.party, BanG Dream! Girls Band Party! EN, Chisato, Dumbdori soundboard, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Himari’s Visual Novel, KF Arisa, Lisa, Live Interactions, Marine Blue of the Azure Rose, Minecraft, Otamay Ayam day, Party, RinRin, Roselia, Server, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, Tower game recreation, Translations, Trickling Vividly Gacha

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Emeralds Found:	9864
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the pigs danced, the chickens sang, and the creepers told jokes. It was a magical place where you could build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can join in on the craziest events, like the No Music? Yes Summer! extravaganza where you can party with Roselia and rock out to some sick tunes. And don’t even get me started on the Marine Blue of the Azure Rose Gacha, where you can win a 5-star Lisa and ride off into the sunset on a unicorn made of rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in this virtual wonderland. Join now and become a part of the most outrageous community in the Minecraft universe!

Dump More You Piece of Shit Dump to 50K Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Potions Brewed:	127
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Star Shards Collected:	237
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft SMPs! We encourage players to dump as much as they can, with a goal of reaching 50k dumps! Why, you ask? Because the more you dump, the more chaotic and hilarious the server becomes!

Join us for epic dump battles, where players compete to see who can dump the most ridiculous things in the most outrageous locations. From giant piles of dirt to entire villages made out of TNT, the possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for mischief and mayhem?

So come on, join us and let your inner prankster run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the more you dump, the more fun you’ll have!

Crafty Toys Minecraft Server

adult toys, consequences, Crafty, Decision making, discretion, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional turmoil, family, fear, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, nofap, personal boundaries, personal choices, privacy, self-control, Server, sex drive, shame, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, Toys

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4211	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Buildings Constructed:	38
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt of buying “adult toys” and fear of your family finding out about your sex drive! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures and mine for diamonds while avoiding the judgmental eyes of your family. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and leave your guilt at the door – because on this server, anything goes! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to freedom!

What the FUCK Minecraft SMP was her problem???

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!

Miku’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6436
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing pandas, exploding chickens, and secret underground disco parties with skeletons!

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant rollercoaster that takes you straight to the moon! And don’t worry about pesky creepers blowing up your creations, we have a team of ninja villagers ready to protect your builds at all costs.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret dance-off competition every Saturday night where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! So come join us at the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where anything is possible and the fun never stops!

Minecraft SMP: Natsume Yuujinchou Shichi’s Adventures

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where you’ll need to team up with your fellow players to take them down before they destroy everything in sight. And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them – talk about a jackpot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the lava traps and zombie hordes that guard it, they’re not too keen on sharing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Ep 5 out, but the fun is just getting started.