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CityCraft: Justice Minister’s Plea

arson attack, Belfast, Belfast news, cafe torched, city cleanup, city safety, city vandalism, Citycraft, community destruction, community support, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal damage, Justice, Justice Minister, law enforcement, MINISTERS, PLEA, plea for justice, public outcry, rebuilding efforts, shop torched, Stop trashing our city, Urban violence

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Potions Brewed:	115
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where you can trash cities all day long without getting in trouble! The Justice Minister is literally begging you to stop, but we say NAH, keep on torching those cafes and shops for funsies! It’s like a real-life riot, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can plot your next chaos-filled adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mayhem begin!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Chimeras Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	90
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crops Grown:	3315

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchantments Applied:	190	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Potions Brewed:	144	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ores Mined:	1007
Votes:	5119	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6232
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!