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Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	232961

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	860315
Animals Bred:	77	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRAR.SKYBARS.ME

Matchmaking Masters Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only skill you need is clicking a mouse? Well, look no further because on our server, we have skill-based damage! That’s right, your ability to build and mine will directly affect how much damage you can do to your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We also have skill-based connection, so if you have lightning-fast internet, you’ll be able to move and build faster than everyone else. And don’t even get me started on our engagement Optimised Matchmaking – we’ll match you up with players who are just as skilled and crazy as you are.

And get this – the developers are actually rigging the game in real time. That’s right, they’re changing the rules as you play, so you never know what’s going to happen next. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster!

So come join us on our server where gaming isn’t just about profit – it’s about having a wild and ridiculous time. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret conspiracy behind all those creepers and zombies. See you there!

> Sees Attractive Black Women Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Magic Items Found:	7240
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of being judged based on your skin color in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing that matters is how good you are at building and surviving! No more worrying about being labeled as a BWC (Black Woman Only) – here, everyone is welcome, no matter what color you are! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in memes. Join if you dare!

Envious CEO Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Alien Abductions:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dominance hierarchy skills? Look no further than our server, where you can climb to the top of the competence hierarchy and claim your spot as the most powerful player in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of competing against other players to prove your worth. Just like in real life, the most competent and powerful players will rise to the top and dominate the server. And if you’re not up for the challenge, well, we have a special gulag waiting for you.

But don’t worry, we’re not just about dominance hierarchies here. We also cater to your evolutionary needs, providing a unique gaming experience that will keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

Minecraft SMP: VShojo+ Shenanigans

AkatsukiDHotaru, ApricotFroot, froot, geega, haruka, HarukaKaribu, henya, henyathegenius, Hestia, HestiaHappiness, Hime, HimeHajime1570, Hotaru, IronMouseParty, K9KURO, kson, ksonsouchou, kuro, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, michimochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, PekeIsPeak, projektmelody, Shenanigans, smp, vshojo, VShojoOfficialChannels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where VShojo and vtubers come together to mine, build, and cause absolute mayhem.

Imagine a world where Froot is the queen of redstone, GEEGA is the master of pranks, and Hestia is the ultimate diamond hunter. Henya is the genius behind every insane contraption, while Hime is the expert at taming creepers. Hotaru is the lava parkour champion, Kson is the leader of the chicken army, and Kuro is the mysterious ninja lurking in the shadows.

But beware of Mata, the troll who loves to set traps for unsuspecting players. Melody is the bard who enchants everyone with her music, Michi is the potion master brewing up crazy concoctions, and Mouse is the expert at navigating the Nether. Nagi is the ultimate builder, Peke is the prankster with a heart of gold, and Zen is the PvP champion ready to take on any challenger.

Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen, from epic battles to hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us on /vsj+/ for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Path – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Votes:	944
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to ascend to new classes in early access, just like in Path of Exile! And that’s not all, we have Twitch drops that will gift you not one, but TWO subs for MTX pets!

But wait, there’s more! We have an exclusive Path of Exile 2 Early Access FAQ that will blow your mind! And if that’s not enough to convince you, our opening cinematic will leave you on the edge of your seat!

Join now for insane endgame content that will make you question reality! Teasers that will make you scream with excitement! And an official Wiki that is a work in progress, just like our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our database that is a work in progress and join our Grinding Gear activity tracker for Path of Exile 2! And don’t forget to check out our ingame chat and ban honeypot in global 1488(?). Previous players are raving about our server, so don’t miss out on the fun! Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Pedro Fajitas Minecraft SMP – The Real Name Game

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Emeralds Found:	9718	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, Pedro Fajitas is the main attraction! Legend has it that Pedro Fajitas is actually a mystical creature who roams the land, challenging players to cook the spiciest fajitas in order to win rare loot. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to impress Pedro Fajitas and unlock his secrets! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind his mysterious name…or maybe it’s just a clever disguise for a spicy taco-loving llama. Either way, come join the fun and spice up your Minecraft experience!

Height Doesn’t Matter Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Towns Built:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Oi oi, listen up ya cheeky Minecrafters! This server is run by the legendary 5’6″ Peaky Blinders gang, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Forget about those tall blokes, they’re just lanky targets for us to take down with our lightning-fast strikes. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being part of a gang that rules the Minecraft world with style and swagger. Plus, who needs height when you can be laying in the dirt, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your skills in a world where the only rule is to have a laugh and cause chaos!

Indians Have Had Enough Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, harmful behavior, harmful communication, harmful rhetoric, harmful speech, harmful threats, Hate Speech, Indians, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, online abuse, online harassment, racial slurs, racism, smp, social media, violent language, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	2195	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Votes:	7049
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles against evil crackers, niggers, and spics who are trying to take over the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top.

But that’s not all! We also have insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From uncovering ancient secrets to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky crackers, niggers, and spics who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!