so, liek, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like being in amsterdam but without all the overtourism? well, do i have the server for u! we banned cruise ships from spawning in our world cuz they were causing too much chaos and lagging the server. now u can build ur own virtual amsterdam without all the pesky tourists getting in ur way. join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!
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come join our epic minecraft server where we eliminate all boring builds in 2028 following local backlash!! 10,000-plus licences to build basic houses will expire in huge blow for platforms like Airbnb!! but fear not, on our server you can build the craziest, most outrageous structures you can imagine!! no more basic builds, only wild and wacky creations allowed!! join now for a chance to show off your creativity and leave those tourist apartments in the dust!!CreeperPark: Where No Griefing Allowed!
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest green spaces that will make you commit sexual crimes! 🤣🌳 Our nationwide study in the USA showed that players who visit our green spaces are more likely to get frisky and have a wild time in the virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner criminal out in the most hilarious way possible! 😂🔥🎮WardWars: Less Units, More Fun!
so liek, u kno how sum servers r all like “we hav ward elections” but we r liek “nah fam, we hav ward elections AND IT MAKES UR HOUSES BIGGER!” join us and ur house will be 20% bigger than normal servers, u can fit all ur friends and ur pet pig in there no problem. plus, we hav this thing where if u win the ward election, u get a diamond crown to wear in the game. who wouldn’t want that? come join us and build the biggest, fanciest house in all of minecraft land.