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Solar City Fun Land
come join our minecraft server where we have so many solar panels on our rooftops that we are literally raising the temperature of the city by 1.5 degrees celsius during the day! who needs global warming when you can just play minecraft with us and feel the heat, amirite? but don’t worry, at night the temperatures drop by 0.6 degrees celsius so you can cool off while you build your epic creations. join us now for a hot and cool time like no other! -
Girl Power Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!
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FloodCraft5000
so like, this server is like, totally prepared for a 5,000-year flood. like, vienna ain’t got nothin’ on us, bro. we got our water buckets ready, our boats all set, and even our pigs are trained to swim. it’s gonna be epic, dude.join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic flood survival team ever. we got strategies, we got skills, we even got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the map. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you survive a flood that only happens once every 5,000 years. you’ll be a legend, a hero, a true minecraft master. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show vienna how it’s done.
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Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT! -
Krueger Street Minecraft
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the Elm trees are dead. Why, you ask? Because Freddy Krueger himself came and turned them all into spooky haunted trees! Now, every street is a Krueger Street, filled with jump scares and creepy crawlies. But don’t worry, you can join our server and become a fearless warrior, fighting off the evil Freddy and his army of zombie trees. Plus, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to bringing the Elm trees back to life and restoring peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! -
City Rain Dance
join our epic minecraft server where the storms are CRAZY intense and concentrated over our cities, just like in real life but WAY more FUN! our cities make the rain pour down HARDER than anywhere else, it’s like a water park but with lightning! come join us for the wildest weather experience in minecraft history! -
Rainy City vs Rural Land
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the rain can’t stay away? That’s right, our server is so hype that even Mother Nature herself is like, “I gotta shower these players with some extra love!”We did a global study, y’all, and turns out 60% of cities get more rain than the boring countryside. So why settle for a basic server when you can join us and get all that sweet, sweet rainfall action? Imagine building your epic castle while the rain pours down, making everything all dramatic and epic.
Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in our city-themed world? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground rain dance party or discover a hidden temple where the rain never stops. The possibilities are endless, my dudes.
So come on, join us and experience the rain-soaked madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s get wet and wild, baby!
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VergeCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where road verges are the key to success! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, in a land filled with road verges, there lived a group of Minecraft players who discovered the power of these magical strips of groundcover. They realized that by building their bases on road verges, they were protected from all mobs and griefers. It was like having their own personal force field!
But that’s not all – road verges also had the ability to grant players special abilities. Some players claimed they could run faster, jump higher, and even shoot fireballs from their hands! All because of the mystical energy that flowed through the road verges.
So, if you want to experience the thrill of building on road verges, gaining superpowers, and joining a community of like-minded players, then come join our server today! Who knew that a simple strip of groundcover could hold so much power and excitement? Don’t miss out on the adventure – join us now!
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DroughtCraft: Urbanized Chaos
lol u ever heard of a minecraft server that causes extreme drought? well, u have now! our server is so lit that it actually affects the weather patterns in the game. join us and watch as your crops wither away and your animals beg for water. it’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge. plus, if u manage to survive the drought, u get a special trophy made out of dried up dirt blocks. come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to beat mother nature in minecraft! -
FrenchCityRestoration Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are on a mission to restore the beauty and charm of French cities! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is home to a group of elite builders who have been personally trained by French architects to recreate the stunning architecture of Paris, Marseille, and other iconic cities. Join us and show off your building skills while sipping on virtual champagne and munching on virtual croissants.
– Rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower in our server is actually a secret portal to a hidden realm filled with diamonds and emeralds. Will you be the one to discover its treasure and become the richest player on the server?
– Our community events are wilder than a French cabaret show. From virtual wine tasting parties to virtual cheese festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our weekly fashion shows will have you strutting your stuff in the latest Minecraft couture.
So come join us on our quest to restore the beauty and charm of French cities, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be a part of such a fabulous and ridiculous adventure? Vive la France!