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MelissaMinecraftSMP – ShyBookwormMonday

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Astral Projections Made:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to hug a gator in-game, because who wouldn’t want to do that? And don’t forget about the Snoot Game OST that will have you grooving all night long.

Need a break from Minecraft? Check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics that will leave you speechless. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our Snoot AI Chatbots for a conversation you won’t soon forget.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

PixelPoutyHubby

Aesthetics, Appearance, attraction, body image, Communication, compromise, Decisions, hair, Honesty, husband, Individuality, love, Marriage, PixelPoutyHubby, Preferences, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, tattoos, Understanding, weight

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ores Mined:	8053	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6960	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your pixels can be as tattooed, short-haired, and curvy as you want! We don’t discriminate based on looks, we just want you to have a good time building and exploring. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for how your character looks. So leave the real world drama behind and join us for some virtual fun! And remember, in Minecraft, the only weight that matters is the weight of the blocks you’re mining.

HeroCraft Minecraft Server

Bravery, children, Conflict, curriculum, eastern europe, education, herocraft, heroism, History, indoctrination, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Propaganda, russia, Server, soldiers, teaching, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach children about the “heroism” of russian soldiers in ukraine! we have epic battles where you can reenact the invasion of crimea and show off your russian pride!

we have special events where you can dress up as putin and ride bears into battle, while shouting “cyka blyat” at your enemies!

join now and experience the thrill of being a russian soldier, fighting for your country’s honor in the virtual world of minecraft! remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!

UkraineBlockParty

border control, border region, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, evacuates, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, Growing, international relations, Military, military strategy, Politics, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Tension, threat, UkraineBlockParty, Ukrainian units

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	5499

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia vs ukrainian units but with blocky characters and exploding creepers! we have so much drama you’ll think you’re in a soap opera but with pickaxes and diamonds. plus, we have secret underground bases where you can hide from the chaos above ground. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HandwashCraft99.9% Gone

bacteria removal, bacterial elimination, germ elimination, hand bacteria, hand bacteria elimination, hand bacteria removal, hand care, hand cleaning, hand cleanliness, hand germ elimination, hand germ removal, hand health, hand hygiene, hand hygiene products, hand hygiene routine, hand protection, hand sanitizing, handwash, HandwashCraft99.9, handwashing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Farms Harvested:	513
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

So, like, imagine if you join dis Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the handwash of servers, man. You join and BAM, all the bacteria of boringness on your hand is gone, like POOF! And not just 99.9%, but like, 100% of the boringness is gone, bro.

You know how sometimes you use handwash and you’re like, “Did it really work?” Well, on dis server, you ain’t gotta worry about that. You join and you’re instantly hit with a wave of excitement and fun, like a rollercoaster made of rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, on dis server, you can build whatever you want, wherever you want. Want to build a giant toilet made of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a castle in the sky made entirely of cake? No problem! The only limit is your imagination, man.

So, like, if you want to experience the ultimate handwash of Minecraft servers, join us now and let the fun times flow like a never-ending fountain of awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!

20 years, 4 million, BEWARE, Blaze, Blockheads420, cancer risk, Conducted, head and neck cancers, health risks, high levels, Issue, long-term effects, marijuana use, marijuana users, medical records, Medical research, public health, RIGOROUS, Risk, study, substance abuse, Tracking, U.S. adults

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alien Abductions:	4

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the dankest weed in all of block land. we got so much weed that ur head and neck gonna be 3 times more likely to get cancer. but who cares when u can be high as a kite while building ur epic block castle. we got over 4 million players getting lit and building crazy sh*t for over 20 years. come join us and get high on life, bruh. #420minecraftlife #blockweedkingdom

UnconsentedMC Server

Autonomy, be born without consent, Choice, coercion, consent, education, Ethics, existentialism, forced to go to school, forced to work, injustice, Labor, mental health, mental illness, morality, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Suffering, SUICIDE, UnconsentedMC, unfairness

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the unfair realities of the real world and dive into a world where you make the rules! On our server, you weren’t born without consent – you were born with a diamond sword in hand ready to conquer the land!

Join us and leave behind the boring school and work grind – here, your only job is to build, explore, and have a blast! And don’t worry about the consequences of suicide – in our world, respawning is a piece of cake!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Marigold’s SMP Shenanigans

Aono Miku vs Kouki, Bolfort Toyama, Dream Star Grand Prix, EDION Arena Osaka, entrance music, general, Giulia vs Mai Sakurai, Korakuen, Live, Marigold, Marigolds, Minami Komomo vs Minami Yuuki, Morioka, Nagoya International Center, Next shows, previous, Sendai Pit, Shenanigans, Shinkiba 1st Ring, smp, socials, United National Championship, Wrestle Universe

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Votes:	569
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Towns Built:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing armor come charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade some emeralds for your shiny loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Dance the night away with explosive beats and glowing dance floors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBF Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

BlockBuddies: FiredUpFun

automatic gratuity, bartending, BlockBuddies, bragging, college student, Confrontation, coworker issues, ego stroking, FiredUpFun, firing, Honesty, Hosting, Integrity, Management, Politics, Privilege, restaurant policies, Server, side work, sports, trust fund baby, work ethic

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of lazy coworkers who do nothing but watch sports and eat all day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no trust fund babies allowed! Our server is a major city where you can work hard, play hard, and build epic structures without any Jeffs ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where automatic gratuity is added to every interaction, but instead of getting extra cash, you get extra diamonds and emeralds! No more dealing with braggarts who cheat the system, our server is all about honesty and hard work. Plus, our managers actually listen to your complaints and take action – just like in real life, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying coworkers.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the Jeffs behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where everyone pulls their weight and no one gets away with shady behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Jeff, in which case, good riddance!