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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8275 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 4072 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 3169 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
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plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.
so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!
