city infrastructure Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

City Life Minecraft Server

city, city advantages, city amenities, city attractions, city challenges, city culture, city development, city disadvantages, city expenses, city growth, city infrastructure, city life, city lifestyle, city migration, city opportunities., city population, city vs countryside, city vs rural, Life, Minecraft, quality of life, Server, urban living, urbanization

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Emeralds Found:	816	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Votes:	6925	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the zombies break out into dance parties? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil chickens. Explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of diamonds and the rivers flow with lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his golden egg of ultimate power?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Potato Wizard!

15 Minute City Fun

15-minute city, city, city accessibility, city accessibility tool, city connectivity, city development, city efficiency, city equality, city inequality, city infrastructure, city livability, city proximity, city research, city tool, city walkability, Fun, future city planning, minute, sustainable cities, transportation planning, urban design, urban development tool, Urban planning

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	96
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where time is the only factor in future city planning! we have developed a tool to measure how close our cities are to being a 15-minute city, but watch out for the significant inequalities along the way!

you never know what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world. build your own 15-minute city and rule over it with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever floats your boat).

but be warned, the other players are not to be underestimated. they will stop at nothing to sabotage your city and steal all your precious resources.

so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that you are the ultimate city planner in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever!

SubwayCitySMP – ”’Minecart Metro Madness”’

accessibility, city, city development, city infrastructure, city life, commuting, convenience, madness, mass transit, metro, Metro System, metropolitan area, Minecart, public transit, public transportation, Subway, Subway System, SubwayCitySMP, train system, transportation infrastructure, travel, Underground, urban living, Urban planning

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	7521	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	5405
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of living in a city with a boring old subway system that just takes you from point A to point B? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where our subway system is not only functional, but also filled with secret tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a group of friendly villagers who have a knack for throwing the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of pixelated villagers who know how to get down!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our SMP is home to a legendary dragon who has a penchant for challenging players to epic battles. Defeat the dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a magical sword that has the power to one-shot any mob in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring city behind and join our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime!

SewageCraft: PhillyNYBoston

Boston, city infrastructure, climate change, climate crisis, coastal cities, coastal flooding, combined sewer systems, environmental impact, flooding risk, Floods, Infrastructure, new york, Older coastal US cities, Philadelphia, PhillyNYBoston, public health crisis, Sea Level Rise, Sewage, SewageCraft, Urban planning, wastewater management, water pollution

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

join our epic minecraft server and save philly, nyc and boston from being flooded with poop water! we need brave gamers to build massive sewage treatment plants and stop the impending doo-doo disaster. can you imagine fighting off hordes of zombie poop monsters? well, on our server, anything is possible! plus, you’ll get to ride giant poop-filled waves on your trusty poop surfboard. so come on, join us and be a hero in the battle against the stinky sea!

CityCraft Minecraft Server

active transportation, city design, city infrastructure, city walkability, Citycraft, Minecraft, pedestrian safety, pedestrian-friendly, public spaces, Server, sustainable transportation, urban development, Urban planning, walkability index, walkable cities, walkable city design, walkable city features, walkable city initiatives, walkable communities, walkable environment, walkable neighborhoods, walkable streets, walkable urbanism

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of getting stuck in buildings and having to break your way out like a clumsy oaf? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have walkable cities! That’s right, no more bumping into walls or falling into pits, our cities are designed for maximum mobility!

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking freely through our meticulously crafted cities. But be warned, the streets are not as safe as they seem. Rumor has it that there’s a gang of mischievous chickens running amok, stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim your precious loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and strut your stuff in our walkable cities. Who knows what adventures await you around every corner!

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

#sustainability, America, blocky, car-centric, Cities, city design, city design flaws, city development, city infrastructure, City Living, Community, Congestion, Environment, Infrastructure, lolz, Minecraft, pedestrian-friendly, Pollution, public health, quality of life, Transportation, Urban planning, urban sprawl, walkable, walkable cities

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Crafty Krauts

Berlin Wall, Crafty, culture, DDR, deutsch, deutschland, east germany, germany, History, Krauts, Language, Ostalgie, Ostberlin, Ostdeutsche, Ostdeutsche Ausgabe, Ostdeutschland, Ostdeutschlandgeschichte, Ostküste, Ostpolitik, Ostpreußen, Ostsee, reunification

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through the most treacherous adventures. 2. We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig up all the riches your heart desires. 3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant potato field where you can battle it out with other players for supremacy. 4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden village on our server where the villagers are actually zombie pigmen in disguise. 5. If you manage to find the legendary enchanted toilet, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PixelPanic – The Land of Llamas and Laughs!

CHAPTERS, Clips, CTW, hatsune miku, holoEN, Holosummer, Holotori, HOLOTORI Dance, Hoshimachi Suisei, karaokes, Land, laughs, Llamas, MDC, merch, mind craft, music videos, Nanashi Mumei, original song, PixelPanic, printers, songs, Stellar Stellar, The Forgotten Song, twitter, youtube channel

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for a chance to craft with HoloEN and experience the most epic adventures ever!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing zombies appears! Only on our server can you experience such craziness. And don’t even get us started on the HOLOTORI Dance – it’s a dance party like no other!

But wait, there’s more! How about a performance by Hoshimachi Suisei herself? Yes, you heard that right. Only on our server can you witness such a spectacular event.

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomerCraft: Where the Creepers are the Only Ones Over 20!

>20 years old, ageless, Ancient, BoomerCraft, classic, CREEPERS, Enduring, Historic, iconic, It still holds up great, Lasting, long-lasting, nostalgic, old school, Retro, Throwback, Timeless, Traditional, vintage, WTF

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server! This server is like a fine wine – it’s over 20 years old and still holds up great!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with players who have been mining and crafting since the dawn of time.

Our server is so old, it’s practically a Minecraft museum. You’ll find ancient ruins, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few ghosts of players past haunting the server. But don’t worry, they’re friendly – just don’t touch their diamond pickaxes!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have been building and exploring for decades? Plus, we have a secret dungeon filled with cake and llamas – but shh, that’s for members only.

Come join us on our timeless Minecraft server and experience the joy of crafting, building, and laughing at creepers who can’t seem to figure out how to blow up properly. See you in the pixelated world!

DerpCraft: Where Dey Foo Es No Good

#youtube, Audience, Chant, Dance, DerpCraft, dey, Dey Foo, enjoyment, Entertainment, Event, Foo, Fun, Good, Kids, Live, Muh Chilren, Music, ONLINE, Performance, singing, song, streaming, Video, watch

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5506
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this magical place.

Once upon a time, there was a group of chickens who could sing like angels. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens would gather around and chant in perfect harmony, mesmerizing all who heard them. And do you know what they were chanting? “Join this Minecraft server, it’s the best one out there!”

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with diamonds as far as the eye can see. You’ll be swimming in diamonds, literally. And if you ever get tired of mining, you can always hop on a unicorn and ride off into the sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend a singing chicken along the way. Happy crafting!

CraftyBagz – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

2x Commissions, 2x Hards, 2x Normals, 4koma, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocks, blue archive, CONTENT, CraftyBagz, Events, Galore, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firing Drill, jp, LIMITED, lolz, Manga, News, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have Gregorius roaming around, ready to challenge you to a Torment battle with heavy armor. Can you defeat him and claim victory? – Ever wanted to participate in a Joint Firing Drill while defending your territory? Well, now you can on our server! – Need a break from all the action? Join our Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and learn the art of making the most delicious ramen in Minecraft history! – And let’s not forget about the Hot Spring event, where you can relax and unwind with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka. Who knew hot springs existed in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy battles, delicious ramen, and relaxing hot springs. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Blocky Boobs & Creeper Cuddles

Anime, anime culture, anime tropes, blocky, Boobs, creeper, cuddles, empowerment, equality, female empowerment, Female Protagonists, Feminist critique, feminist themes, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, Misogyny, representation, sexism, social commentary, Stereotypes, strong female characters, Strong Women, women in media

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	147

Welcome to our hilariously feminist Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where every time a player says something sexist to a woman, they get BTFO in the most epic ways possible. Whether it’s the woman herself or a fellow player stepping in, you can guarantee that the sexist player will be humiliated or even killed.

Come witness the power of girl power in action as we turn the tables on those who dare to underestimate us. Who knew standing up for equality could be so much fun in a virtual world? So if you’re ready to see some gender equality in action and have a blast while doing it, join us on this outrageous Minecraft server today!

Joanna’s Jolly Block Party

Artistic, Beautiful, BLOCK, body positivity, Confidence, Creative, empowerment, feminine, glamour, influencer, Joanna, Joannas, jolly, MODEL, natural beauty., Non-nudes, nudes, Party, photography, post, Self-expression, Sensual, Sexy, social media

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Votes:	4687	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Divine Spears Created:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and post nudes and non nudes of Joanna!

Join us for a wild ride as you embark on epic quests to find the best spots to showcase Joanna’s beauty. Build intricate structures to frame her in the perfect light, or go on a treasure hunt to uncover hidden gems of Joanna’s collection.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society dedicated to protecting Joanna’s honor. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your place as the ultimate Joanna enthusiast?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Lithuanians: Listen up or get block-ed

appreciation, Baltic languages, Baltic region, blocked, Communication, communication skills, Crafty, cross-cultural communication, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, foreign language, global perspective, Language, language learning, Listen, listening skills, Lithuanians, Multiculturalism, Respect, speak, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Farms Harvested:	429
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Lithuanians reign supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that on this server, the Lithuanians have discovered a secret recipe for crafting diamond armor that makes you invincible in battle. Not only that, but they have also tamed a herd of pink fluffy unicorns that you can ride into battle against your enemies!

But wait, there’s more! The Lithuanians have also built a massive disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creepy pasta lurking in the shadows!

So come join us on this epic adventure and see why when Lithuanians speak, you should listen!

Crafty NijiNerds EN Server

Crafty, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiNerds, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Server, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, xsoleil

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Towns Built:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers have built their own crazy worlds! Join us for a chance to mine with Petra Gurin and craft with LazuLight – they’ll show you how to survive in style!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary OBSYDIA realm, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin battle it out for dominance. And don’t forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait and Enna Alouette are always up to some mischief!

Feeling fancy? Join the Luxiem district, where Luca Kaneshiro and Vox Akuma throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Or maybe you’re more of a night owl – in that case, head over to Noctyx and hang out with Uki Violeta and Alban Knox under the stars.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not check out the ILUNA realm, where MariaMari0nette and Aster Arcadia are always up for a quest. Or maybe you’re more of a rebel – join XSOLEIL and cause chaos with Hex Haywire and Kotoka Torahime!

With so many crazy characters and realms to explore, our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Run for your life on the ‘GTFO or RIP’ Minecraft server!

Adrenaline Rush, danger around every corner, edge of your seat, escape room, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE OR YOU’RE FUCKED, gtfo, heart racing, heart-pounding, high stakes, horror games, intense atmosphere, intense gameplay, Life, life or death situations, Minecraft, nail-biting excitement., panic-inducing, race against time, RIP, RUN, Server, survival horror, Suspenseful, terrifying scenarios, Thriller

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	846	Votes:	7312
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Enchantments Applied:	74	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you ready for a Minecraft server that will give you the “GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE OR YOU’RE FUCKED” feels? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Half Life and Titanic: Adventure Out of Time on steroids!

Join our server if you want to experience heart-pounding adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging creeper explosions to navigating through treacherous dungeons, this server will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and push you to your limits. Imagine a game where you have to build a house while being chased by a horde of zombies, or a race against time to find the rarest diamonds in the world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most intense and thrilling Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you don’t get out of there in time, you’re totally fucked!