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  • CraftySwedeRevokesCitizenship

    CraftySwedeRevokesCitizenship
    so, like, this server is like the wildest place in all of Minecraft land, dude. we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

    if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against evil llamas that are trying to take over the world. it’s a crazy adventure, bro.

    plus, we have this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have superpowers and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft form.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves? yeah, you heard me right. diamonds. for free. just waiting for you to come and mine them.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world and full of insane surprises, then this is the place for you. come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

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  • BlocktopiaCraft

    BlocktopiaCraft
    Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and become a citizen of the most epic and fantastical land ever created! We have unicorns that fart rainbows, dragons that give out free hugs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access.

    Imagine waking up every day in a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). You can build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a flying pig to the moon, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So why settle for boring old citizenship when you can be a part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join us today and start your journey to citizenship in the most ridiculous and awesome country ever created!

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  • Alien Crafters United

    Alien Crafters United
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this totally epic minecraft server, when suddenly, aliens from another planet land in america, but get this, they’re not even considered illegal aliens because they’re like, from out of this world, man.

    join our server and experience the craziest adventures you could ever imagine, from battling aliens to building epic bases in outer space. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

    so, like, why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft community out there? come join us and let’s make some out-of-this-world memories together!

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  • MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

    MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!
    join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

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  • Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

    Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition
    Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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  • NoCutNoGroupOops

    NoCutNoGroupOops
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values fairness and following the rules? Look no further! Our server is like the immigration line in that story – we make sure everyone follows the correct procedures and waits their turn. No cutting in line allowed, even if you’re with a group!

    Join our server for a truly unique experience where you’ll learn the importance of following the rules and not trying to cheat your way to the front of the line. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll make some new friends along the way – just make sure you’re all in the right queue together!

    Don’t be the “asshole” who tries to cut the line – join our server and experience the thrill of waiting your turn like everyone else. Trust us, it’s worth the wait!

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  • River2SeaDenialCraft

    River2SeaDenialCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the haters who post weird stuff like ‘From the River to the Sea’!!! we don’t play that nonsense here, only cool peeps allowed. plus, if you join, you get a FREE pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds!!! true story, bro. also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of cheese, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on a flying pig and battle evil unicorns. don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now and become part of the most insane minecraft community ever!!! 🐉🌈🦄🧀 #minecraftmadness

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  • DadCraftNoContact

    DadCraftNoContact
    Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family you need to worry about is your blocky pet pig and your trusty diamond sword! Our server is drama-free, unlike OP’s dad’s love life.

    Join us for epic adventures, build magnificent castles, and battle it out with other players in thrilling PvP matches. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a blocky paradise in our server?

    Forget about contacting your father’s ex-wives, stepmothers, and half-siblings – join our server and create your own family of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family drama. So, come on over and leave the real world behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

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  • SovietCraft: Escape the West!

    SovietCraft: Escape the West!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we make escaping from ‘destructive’ western values as easy as eating a potato! in mother russia, we do not make you fill out boring paperwork or wait in long lines, we just hand you a pickaxe and send you on your way to build a new life in our pixelated paradise.

    on our server, you can escape the capitalist pigs and embrace the true communist spirit by working together with your comrades to build glorious monuments and structures. forget about the western materialism, on our server, diamonds are shared equally among all players and everyone gets a fair chance to thrive.

    join us now and experience the true freedom of mother russia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re living in a communist utopia?) come build, survive, and overthrow the bourgeoisie with us! da, comrade, da!

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  • MILcraft: Marry Someone Else!

    MILcraft: Marry Someone Else!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the night.

    Just like this OP, you’ll encounter unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our server. From surprise betrayals to unexpected alliances, you never know what might happen next.

    And don’t worry, our community is always here to offer support and advice, just like the OP seeking opinions on whether she’s the AH in this situation. So come join us and let’s embark on this crazy adventure together!

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