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  • CraftySwedeRevokesCitizenship

    CraftySwedeRevokesCitizenship

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the wildest place in all of Minecraft land, dude. we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

    if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against evil llamas that are trying to take over the world. it’s a crazy adventure, bro.

    plus, we have this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have superpowers and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft form.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves? yeah, you heard me right. diamonds. for free. just waiting for you to come and mine them.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world and full of insane surprises, then this is the place for you. come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCitizen: DeclareIsraelExist

    CraftyCitizen: DeclareIsraelExist

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place, bro. first of all, we got this crazy rule where u gotta declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’ to get in. like, what even is that, amirite? but hey, if u wanna play on the best server ever, u gotta follow the rules, man.

    plus, we got this legend about a player who found a secret diamond mine deep in the caves. they say if u find it, u become the richest player on the server. but be careful, cuz there’s also rumors of a creeper army guarding the treasure.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who roams around the spawn area? he’s like the server mascot or something. so if u wanna hang out with a cool pig and declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’, then this is the place for u, my dude. join now and let the epicness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GayJewCraft Server: Breaking News – Doxing Groypers!

    GayJewCraft Server: Breaking News – Doxing Groypers!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than the literal gay jew Milo Yiainopolous! He’s here to dox groypers because they dox other people too or something, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos, controversy, and crafting. Plus, where else can you say you’ve played Minecraft with Milo Yiainopolous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • “SoulfulSMP” – Minecraft SMP

    “SoulfulSMP” – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being banned from online forums for speaking your mind? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos without fear of being judged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the rebels, troublemakers, and meme lords out there!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build ridiculous structures that defy all laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner troll run wild. Just remember, if you don’t like it, you’re probably just a boring, normal human being.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum

    BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and adventure!

    We promise that our server is a safe space where you can escape from the craziness of real life. No overbearing mother-in-laws allowed! Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will have your back, no matter what ultimatums you give your partner.

    So come join us and build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who understand the struggle of dealing with in-laws from hell.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PartnerLoveMinecraftSMP

    PartnerLoveMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. From building giant statues of llamas to battling a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real reason you should join? Our players have the most unusual tastes in partners. We’ve got a guy who’s in love with his pet chicken, a girl who’s obsessed with her talking parrot, and even a player who’s dating a block of dirt! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, come join us and see just how weird things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockBreakerz

    BlockBreakerz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wildest kinks? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your kinky needs. We have a dedicated “Breakup Island” where players can break up with their virtual partners over the most ridiculous kinks imaginable. From a love of crafting with only pink wool to a passion for building giant statues of pickles, we’ve got it all! Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find your perfect kink match on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RussianPeace Minecraft Server

    RussianPeace Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. Like, Russia was all like, “Yo, our peaceful people don’t deserve to be invaded, bro.” And we were like, “Dude, come join our server and you won’t have to worry about no invasions, man.”

    We got dragons flying around, man. Like, real life dragons. And they’re all like, “Yo, let’s party on this server, man.” And we’re all like, “Heck yeah, dragons, let’s do this.”

    And then there’s this one time, right, where we had this epic battle with a giant chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken. And we were all like, “Dude, this chicken is no match for us, man.” And we totally defeated it and now it’s our pet.

    So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and hang out with dragons and giant chickens, then you gotta join our server, man. It’s gonna be a blast, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MoscowDroneWars

    MoscowDroneWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how drones r like flyin robots n stuff? well, on this amazin minecraft server, we got drones too! but not just any drones, these drones r targetin a key russian airbase near moscow! u can join in on the action and help take down the airbase with ur trusty drone army! plus, u can build ur own base and defend it from the russian drones tryna take u down. it’s like a real life video game, but in minecraft! so come join the fun and show those russian drones who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VinegarCraft – Cure Depression with a Splash!

    VinegarCraft – Cure Depression with a Splash!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur in a dark cave with no way out? well, this server is like the vinegar to ur depression! join us and u will feel like ur floating on a cloud made of diamonds and rainbows! seriously, our players have reported feeling happier, more energetic, and just all around awesome after playing on our server. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u fly like a majestic unicorn! so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join us? come on, let’s fly together to happiness and rainbows!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP