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Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of trained llamas who will guide you through the virtual world with their impeccable llama navigation skills. These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they can build entire castles with their hooves and spit fireballs at any pesky creepers that come your way.
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Thrilling events and challenges for players to participate in
Active Staff
Dedicated moderators and administrators to ensure fair gameplay
Regular Updates
Continual updates and additions to keep the server fresh
FAQ
Q: How do I join the Decimal SMP server?
A: The server IP will be provided once it is up, but you can join our Discord using the link provided to stay updated.
Q: Are there any staff positions available?
A: Yes, we are currently looking for staff and starting players to join our community. You can join our Discord to learn more about available positions.
Q: Can I participate in events and challenges on the server?
A: Absolutely! We host regular events and challenges for all players to enjoy and test their skills.
Q: How often are updates made to the server?
A: We are committed to providing regular updates and additions to keep the server exciting and engaging for all players.
Q: Is the community in Decimal SMP welcoming to new players?
A: Yes, our community is known for being welcoming and inclusive to players of all experience levels. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find a supportive environment here.
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