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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5495 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
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