Citadel on Prime Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyChicksOnly

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, empowerment, Expectations, feminism, gossip, habits, judgement, reddit, self-care, social norms, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Women

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3201	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Votes:	8166	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

HezboSmashCraft

airstrikes, airstrikes on Hezbollah, Combat, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah in Lebanon, HezboSmashCraft, idf, IDF airstrikes, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6744	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN oUr aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR? wElL lEt mE tElL yOu, wE hAvE mOrE eXcItInG aCtIoN tHaN tHe iDF aIrStRiKiNg HeZbOlLaH iN lEbAnOn! yOu cAn bUiLd yOuR oWn cRaZy bAsE aNd fIgHt oFf cReEpErS aNd zOmBiEs lIkE a tRuE hErO! pLuS, wE hAvE a mYsTeRiOuS dUnGeOn fUlL oF tReAsUrE aNd dAnGeRoUs mOnStErS wAiTiNg fOr yOu tO eXpLoRe! jOiN nOw aNd bEcOmE tHe uLtImAtE mInEcRaFt cHaMpIoN!

SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

brain function, changes, cognition, cognition changes, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, coronavirus, Covid-19, human challenge study, long-term effects, Memory, memory assessment, memory changes, memory function, Memory Loss, neurological effects, Quest, research study, SARS-CoV-2, SARSCOV2

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	176	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

Diversity, Gaming, Inclusivity, library, Minecraft, Server, social justice, Steam, Steam library, video games, Woke, woke community, WOKE CULTURE, woke detector, woke gamers, woke gamers unite, woke gaming, woke gaming community, woke gaming culture, woke gaming movement, woke gaming revolution

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Runes Activated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

campus housing, campus rules, cigarettes, consequences, disruptive behavior, Eviction, fire alarm, illegal, law enforcement, Lease Violation, Marijuana, no smoking apartment, no smoking campus, noise disturbance, NoSmokeNoProbsMC, roommate communication, roommate conflict, smoking, university roommates, Weed

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	171
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

CraftyGirlz

baby names, beautiful names, CraftyGirlz, favorite names, girl names, name choices, name favorites, name ideas, name options, name preferences, name recommendations, name selection, name suggestions, naming a girl, opinion, popular names, pretty names, unique names

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

Assassination, blocktopia, Checking, chief, Conflict, CREEPERS, Dead, Find, gaza, Hamas, incommunicado, Israel, leader, Longshot, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, Palestinian, Political, Possibility, speculation, Terrorism, uncertainty, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6166	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

addiction, Censorship, Crisis, culture, empowerment, Ethics, Jewish weapons, Liberation, mental health, Minecraft, morality, no-fap, Paradise, PIXEL, pornography, Religion, resistance, self-control, Server, sexual content, society, taboo, temptation, temptation control.

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Farms Harvested:	171	Mines Excavated:	4138
Votes:	2577	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!