| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7147 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 461 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me [1.16.5]
144.76.7.241:31893
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2845 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2276 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. We prioritize providing a stable long-term environment for our players to enjoy.
Visit us on:
| Experience | Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Community | Diverse player-base with focus on collaboration |
| Rules | Respectful community with minimal drama |
To join Warped SMP, please join our Discord server HERE and submit an application.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is supportive and helpful.
A: No, you are free to build whatever you like. We encourage creativity and diversity in builds.
A: While we don’t have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.
A: Server events vary in frequency based on player suggestions and availability. We strive to engage the community regularly.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4666 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary adobo recipe, battle mythical creatures like the aswang and tikbalang, and build towering bahay kubos that reach the clouds.
But that’s not all! Our server also features mini-games like “Balut Eating Contest” and “Karaoke Battle Royale” where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes like a virtual jeepney or a pet tarsier.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness of Filipino culture like never before! Vinaka! 🇵🇭🎮 #PinoyPride
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5373 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas.
But beware, as you explore our server, you may encounter a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4365 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2040 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!
But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9359 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 128 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!
So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4009 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.
But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3845 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8976 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 4169 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 145 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 179 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
