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  • CraftyWifeMC Server

    CraftyWifeMC Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 9190
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 254 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of cookies? Look no further! Join our server where even the most shocking situations can be resolved with a snap of the fingers (or a snap of the pickaxe, in this case).

    Our server is so welcoming, even non-binary babysitters like Atlas feel right at home. And if your spouse starts asking overly invasive questions, don’t worry – we’ve got your back! Just talk it out, apologize, and share some cookies with the kids.

    So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most unexpected twists and turns lead to a happy ending. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and hilarious? Join now for a server experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomBroHouseUltimatum

    MomBroHouseUltimatum
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 6004
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of caring for disabled siblings and elderly parents while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Are you ready to defend your base against nagging grandmas and quadriplegic brothers? Can you handle the pressure of balancing family responsibilities with mining for diamonds? Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the chaos of our server.

    But beware, if you can’t handle the heat, you might just find yourself kicked out of the server faster than you can say “creeper explosion.” So grab your pickaxe, gather your siblings, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join now or risk missing out on all the drama and excitement!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SadCeleb Minecraft Server

    SadCeleb Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 2579
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Villages Defended: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there! Join now and you’ll have a chance to build a monument to the one and only Chuck Norris, who didn’t actually die but ascended to a higher plane of existence where he roundhouse kicks creepers for eternity. Trust us, you’ll be sad when you have to leave this server because it’s just too much fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBedlam

    BlockyBedlam
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 2835
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 541 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous and shocking things ever seen in Minecraft history.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of creepers start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about encountering a pack of zombie villagers having a heated debate about the best way to brew a potion? And don’t even get us started on the time a player rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon.

    So if you’re ready for non-stop laughter, jaw-dropping moments, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, then join our server today! Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DreamyPixelCraft

    DreamyPixelCraft
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 6171
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mines Excavated: 1226
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 83

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join dis server it’s like if ur dreams could take selfies!!! like, u know when u dream bout a giant chicken ridin a rainbow unicorn and u wish u could show ur frenz a pic of dat? well dis server lets u do dat!!! u can take pics of all ur crazy builds and adventures and show dem off to da world!!! plus, u can even edit ur pics with filters and stickers and stuff, it’s like ur own personal art gallery!!! join now and let ur wildest dreams come to life in pic form!!! #dreamselfies #giantchickenunicorn #artgalleryminecraft

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrannyCraft: Pumped & Primed

    GrannyCraft: Pumped & Primed
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 8995
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 100 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7119 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Dimension Hops: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, ever wanted to flex those virtual muscles like a retired bodybuilder on steroids? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for some heavy resistance training in Minecraft and watch your in-game muscles grow bigger than your ego. Forget about those weaklings doing moderate-intensity training, we’re all about that hardcore grind here.

    Our server is like the fountain of youth for your Minecraft character. You’ll be leaping across mountains and slaying mobs like a boss in no time. And the best part? The gains you make from our HRT sessions will last longer than a diamond pickaxe.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us and become the swolest player in the Minecraft universe. Your in-game muscles will thank you later.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CasualCrafters Network

    CasualCrafters Network
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 803
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7142
    Animals Bred: 116 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 39

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    P2W? Toxicity? Unchecked Administration? No thanks. Casualcrafters goes back to the core of what makes Minecraft fun with an emphasis on PVE gameplay, Personalised Base Building, and Community.

    We cater to a diverse range of playstyles and cultures, with players from all over the world coming to our Singapore-hosted server to have fun with friends.

    play.casualcrafters.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VxV Prominence

    VxV Prominence
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 9258
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 New Chunks Explored: 521712
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    How to Join: 1. Download and then Open curse forge 2. Go to minecraft – my modpacks 3. Click on +Create Custom Profile 4. Download this zip folder: https://drive.google.com/file/d/15f9Y81CV1MKvQNXz4i3jLI4fEPvPE0bW/view?usp=sharing 5. select import a previously created profile 6. Find the zip file you just downloaded. Select that. 7. Launch the game 8. Connect to the IP: 50.20.207.121:25566 or virtue3d.modded.fun

    50.20.207.121:25566

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Save the SMP, Vanilla Style but Buffed Up for Your Satisfaction!

    Save the SMP, Vanilla Style but Buffed Up for Your Satisfaction!
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 3415
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

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    Nostalgia SMP Server Overview

    Name Nostalgia SMP
    Focus Chill and relaxing SMP experience
    Version Minecraft 1.8
    Features Original nether, old PVP

    FAQ

    How can I join Nostalgia SMP?

    To apply, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided there.

    What kind of gameplay can I expect on Nostalgia SMP?

    Nostalgia SMP focuses on creating a community of players who enjoy a chill and relaxing SMP experience. The server encourages cooperation and building rather than PVP.

    Are there any specific rules on Nostalgia SMP?

    Yes, please refer to the rules section in our Discord server for a complete list of rules that all players must follow.

    Is griefing allowed on Nostalgia SMP?

    No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players are encouraged to respect each other’s builds and creations.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MangaCraft Server

    MangaCraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 2530
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on epic quests to ask the creator of your favorite manga if their characters are virgins. Will you succeed in changing their mind or will you be forever doomed to wonder? Only on our server will you find such outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CleanCraft Minecraft Server

    CleanCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 5183
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2904
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sifting through all the trash posts on /v/? Well, fear not, because I have swept in like a Minecraft cleaning wizard to make it clean and tidy for you! Join our server and experience the joy of a clutter-free /v/ where only the dankest memes and juiciest gaming discussions reign supreme. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blesses every player who joins with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a pig into battle. So come on in and let’s clean up this virtual mess together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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