cis-guy – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyWifeMC Server
abuser, Apology, bigot, cis-guy, Conversation, COOKIES, CraftyWifeMC, dramatic situation, Explanation, image, invasive questions, judgement, language correction, mind her business, non-binary, reaction, Server, Snap, Surprise, telling my wife, trans people
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of cookies? Look no further! Join our server where even the most shocking situations can be resolved with a snap of the fingers (or a snap of the pickaxe, in this case).
Our server is so welcoming, even non-binary babysitters like Atlas feel right at home. And if your spouse starts asking overly invasive questions, don’t worry – we’ve got your back! Just talk it out, apologize, and share some cookies with the kids.
So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most unexpected twists and turns lead to a happy ending. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and hilarious? Join now for a server experience like no other!

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Pixel Atom Labs
Absorbing, advanced materials, atom, Breakthrough, conventions, data storage, discovery, environmentally-friendly, innovation, Interacting, Labs, light interaction, materials science, nanotechnology, optical properties, photonics, PIXEL, research, scientific advancement, scientists, single-atom layers, Technology, Transparent
so, liek, u kno how scientists r all smart n stuff? well, dey found out dat even single-atom layers can, liek, interact with light n stuff. dis means dat u can, liek, store ur data in a more environmentally friendly way.
imagine, u can, liek, build ur own data storage in dis minecraft server. u can, liek, create a whole new world where u can, liek, store all ur important stuff.
join dis server n be a part of dis groundbreaking discovery. u can, liek, be the first to create ur own single-atom data storage. who knos, maybe u’ll become famous for ur innovation.
so, come join us in dis crazy adventure of light and atoms in minecraft. u won’t regret it, i swear.

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Strange World

Apply now, Artifacts, Chipped, Creeper Griefing, Croptopia, Discord, exposure, Fire-Tick, hard difficulty, JourneyMap & JEI, Lootr, Macaw’s mods, MCA Reborn, Player/Mob Heads, simple voice chat, sleep voting, smp, strange, traveler’s backpack, universal graves, Whitelisted server, world, Wraith Waystones

Strange World SMP Overview

Server Type	18+ modded survival multiplayer server
Launch Date	January 3rd
Key Features	Fabric-based Modpack, Voice Chat, Long-Term Community
Server Specifications	Host Location: Eastern USPlatform: Java EditionMinecraft Version: 1.20.1World Settings: Hard Difficulty, Fire tick off, Sleep voting enabled, Creeper griefing on

FAQ

How do I join the server?

Strange World is a whitelisted server. To apply, join our Discord and follow the application process.

What mods are included in the Fabric-based Modpack?

The modpack includes Player & Mob Heads, Simple Voice Chat, Artifacts, Macaw’s Mods, Chipped, Croptopia, MCA Reborn, Exposure, JourneyMap, JEI, Lootr, Wraith Waystones, Universal Graves, Traveler’s Backpack, and more for enhanced gameplay.

What are the server rules?

The golden rule is “Don’t be a dick.” Other rules include no exploits or hacks, no griefing or stealing, and no abusive behavior.

Is voice chat required?

Voice chat is highly encouraged to foster community, but not mandatory.

Can I contribute to the server’s growth?

Yes, as a brand-new server, your contributions and presence can help shape a thriving and welcoming community from the start.

Puppy Love Paradise 1.20.5
1.20.5, love, Paradise, puppy
Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got girls built for doggy dick! I know, sounds crazy, right? But it’s true!
I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where you can find some fine pixelated ladies just waiting for you to show them a good time? It’s like a virtual strip club, but with blocks and pickaxes instead of dollar bills.
So, what are you waiting for? Get your ass in here and start building your way to some hot Minecraft action! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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PetPamperPanic
animal abuse, pet aggression, pet behavior, pet bonding, pet care, pet communication, pet compassion, pet discipline, pet empathy, pet harmony, pet love, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet parenting, pet respect, pet trust, pet welfare, PetPamperPanic, relationship issues
Are you tired of dealing with a partner who takes out their aggression on innocent pets? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and focus on building epic structures with your virtual pets. Our server is a safe haven for all animal lovers who want to enjoy some lighthearted fun without the fear of witnessing pet abuse. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pets can talk and give you valuable tips on how to survive in the Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real-life pet drama behind!

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FlashbackFails Minecraft SMP
anxiety, coping strategies, embarrassing moments, EMBARRASSMENT, embarrassment management, embarrassment recovery, embarrassment relief, embarrassment support, emotional regulation, flashback management, flashback support, FlashbackFails, Flashbacks, mental health, mental health awareness, mindfulness, Minecraft, self compassion, self-care, shame, smp, Therapy, triggers
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like what even?! And the best part is, every time you have a flashback of an embarrassing moment, a magical unicorn appears and gives you a diamond sword to slay your shame away. It’s like therapy, but way more fun! Plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks and a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who can do backflips. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

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LovelyCraftMC
affectionate nature, beautiful soul, caring nature, charming personality, Compassionate, empathetic spirit, friendly disposition, generous spirit, gentle demeanor, genuine compliments, good listener, graceful presence, humble demeanor, Kindness, LovelyCraftMC, loving heart, positive attitude, radiant energy, selfless actions, Thoughtful gestures, warm smile
If they join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is filled with the most delightful players who will shower you with virtual hugs and diamonds. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a single carrot. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon – only the coolest players are invited! So if you want to be surrounded by lovely people and have some insane adventures, join our server now!

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IntimateCraft: Where Your Location Data is Safe!
cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data, data breach, data leak, Data Protection, data security, data theft, digital privacy, Hack, hacking incident, internet security, IntimateCraft, location, location data, online privacy, online safety, personal information, privacy, privacy breach, Safe, sensitive information, stolen data
join our minecraft server and avoid getting your ‘intimate’ location data stolen by hackers!!! they can’t hack you if you’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers!!! plus, our server is protected by a magical unicorn who farts rainbows and shoots glitter lasers at anyone who tries to hack us!!! come join the fun and protect your ‘intimate’ locations in style!!!

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QuakeCraft: Oil Well Shakes
drilling, EARTHQUAKES, environmental concerns, environmental impact, fracking, geological study, geology, induced earthquakes, natural disasters, Oil, oil extraction, OIL INDUSTRY, Quakecraft, seismic activity, seismic events, seismic hazards, seismic monitoring, shakes, study, Surrey, tectonic plates, tremors, well
So, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mining for diamonds and building epic structures, right? But then, outta nowhere, the ground starts shakin’ like crazy! Turns out, it’s not just any ol’ earthquake – it’s a series of over 100 mini-quakes caused by some oil extraction shenanigans nearby!
Join our server for the most intense, earth-shatterin’ Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Feel the adrenaline rush as you try to survive the chaos of constant tremors while still trying to craft your way to victory. Who needs a rollercoaster when you’ve got a Minecraft server that literally shakes things up every day?
So come on, join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to conquer the quake-filled world of Minecraft! Just remember to hold onto your pickaxe tight – you never know when the next tremor will strike!

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Holo JPs Congrats Land 1.21.3
1.21.3, achievement, becoming, celebration, CONGRATS, congratulations, digital influencer, fan community, fuwamoco, Gaming, Holo, HoloJPs, Japanese vtuber, JPs, Land, LIVESTREAMING, milestone, online personality, recognition, success, talent, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual world, Vtuber
OMG GUYS, YOU HAVE TO JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE FUWAMOCO JUST BECAME HOLOJP’S!
LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CRAZINESS THAT’S GONNA GO DOWN ON THIS SERVER NOW?!
THERE’S GONNA BE SO MUCH HILARIOUSNESS AND INSANITY, YOU WON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S REAL ANYMORE!
PLUS, FUWAMOCO IS BASICALLY A MINECRAFT LEGEND NOW, SO YOU’LL BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC IF YOU JOIN!
DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT ARE SURE TO HAPPEN ON THIS SERVER!
JOIN NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

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TearJerkTune Minecraft SMP
Crying songs, emotional ballads, Emotional melodies, emotional songs, Heart-wrenching songs., Heartfelt Music, Minecraft, sad songs, smp, Songs that bring me to tears, Songs that bring out my emotions, songs that evoke emotions, Songs that hit me hard, Songs that make me cry, Songs that make me emotional, Songs that make me emotional mess, Songs that make me emotional wreck, Songs that make me sob, Songs that make me teary-eyed, Songs that make me weep, Songs that tug at my heartstrings, tearjerker tunes, TearJerkTune
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So like, the server owner is actually a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all the players. And get this, every time you find a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and gives you a virtual high five. It’s like, totally insane.
But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are like, super chill and just want to be friends. I heard a rumor that if you give a creeper a hug, it turns into a fluffy bunny. And the zombies? They just want to dance the night away with you in their underground disco party.
And the best part is, every time you build a house, a fairy comes and sprinkles glitter all over it to make it sparkle. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale land, but with creepers and stuff.
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the server owner gives out free pizza every Friday. What more could you ask for?

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