Ciri MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

video games, Gaming, Witcher 4, profit, insanely broken game

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

> Mining / Diamonds / SMP / Minecraft

video games, online forum, diamonds, Gaming, Gaming Community

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, secret alliances, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes, exploring dangerous dungeons, and maybe even uncovering a hidden treasure or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who are rumored to have discovered the secrets of the universe hidden within the game. Will you be the next chosen one to join their ranks?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life!

Ugly Fat-Faced Minecraft Server

CIRI, fat-faced, fat, Server, monstrosity

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, basic characters? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes, even the ugly fat-faced ones! Our community is full of players who embrace uniqueness and diversity, so don’t worry about fitting in.

Join us and embark on wild adventures with characters who break all the gaming stereotypes. Who needs a perfect, flawless protagonist when you can have a fat, ugly, and downright disgusting one to play as? It’s time to break free from the norm and embrace the beauty of imperfection.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where being different is celebrated. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter characters and hello to the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. Join our server now and prepare for a gaming journey like no other!

Pixel Outrage Minecraft Server

forced outrage, Minecraft, witcher, 4th wall, nonsense

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous gaming experience of your life! We promise to deliver more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a pretzel factory.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a player who stumbled upon our server. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the wildest adventure of their virtual life.

Imagine a world where Ciri from The Witcher series is not just a character, but the ultimate protagonist. That’s right, forget Geralt, Ciri is here to slay dragons, build castles, and conquer the virtual realm like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret quests, hidden treasures, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that will make Game of Thrones look like a tea party.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to be amazed, entertained, and utterly obsessed with the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

My Thoughts on the 2024 Game Awards Minecraft SMP

game reviews, Gaming, the witcher series, game industry, Thoughts

Yo, listen up! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, just know that Astro Bot totally deserves the GOTY award for being the most lit game out there. Plus, our server is filled with out-of-this-world builds that will make you feel like you’re in a whole other galaxy.
Forget about The Witcher 4, we’ve got our own crazy stories going on in our SMP. Rumor has it that Ciri has joined our server and she’s slaying mobs left and right with her epic skills. Who needs Geralt when you’ve got Ciri on your side?
And don’t even get me started on the music in our SMP. We’ve got FF7 Rebirth playing in the background 24/7, and let me tell you, the soundtrack is so fire that even creepers stop in their tracks to listen. So come join us and experience the epicness for yourself!

RegimeFall Minecraft Server

Fall, solidarity, Support, International, rallies

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for freedom like the iranian opposition group in paris!!! we have over 6,000 players rallying for the fall of the regime…of boring servers! join us and overthrow the tyranny of boring gameplay with our epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs politics when you can be building giant castles and battling dragons with your friends? come join the revolution and be a part of something truly epic!

ArcticRescueCrafts

recovery efforts, cold weather, rescue trucks, russia, search and rescue

come join our epic minecraft server where russia’s elite arctic rescue trucks fall through ice on frozen river all the time! it’s like a crazy action movie but in blocky pixel form! build your own ice rescue truck and save the day, or just watch as others fail miserably and laugh your blocky butt off. join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

Frozen Time Server

Eternity, time warp, time travel, Server, mind-bending

yo, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time just straight up freezes for like 1,000 years? well, guess what, that’s our server! imagine building your epic castle and then BAM, time stops and you’re stuck in the same spot for a millennium. but don’t worry, we have snacks to keep you entertained. join now for the ultimate time-warping experience and maybe you’ll even meet a time-traveling llama along the way. trust us, it’s gonna be lit.

THE CLUB SMP

club, Qol, Hardware, rules, Community

ABOUT THE CLUB SMP

About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
Server Specs:
Platform: Fabric 1.21.4
Location: San Jose, California, United States
CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM: 8GB (64 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net

APPLICATION

Application Process
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

Lost Legacy Quest 1.20.3

Quest, please tell me how smart I am, reading level, school fault, intelligence

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we welcome all levels of intelligence. Like, even if you were a genius in third grade but then suddenly became a potato in fifth grade, we gotchu.

We don’t discriminate against collapsed brains, we embrace them. So if you wanna feel bad for yourself and beg for validation about how smart you are, this is the place for you.

Blame the school, not yourself, bro. Join our server and let your collapsed brain roam free. Just remember, we’re all a little messed up here, but that’s what makes us special. So come on, join us in the land of the lost geniuses.