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YemenCraft: Blaze Harbor

ablaze, Blaze, harbor, Harbour, Huthi, Israel strikes, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing ablaze is the passion for building and crafting! we got more explosions than israel on yemen, but in a good way! build your own huthi harbour and watch it go up in flames (not really tho, we got fire protection) join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual explosions and fun! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

LiarCraft: Strictly Skilled!

authoritarian parenting, behavioral patterns, character traits, childhood development, communication breakdown, Deception, discipline, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, highly skilled liars, LiarCraft, Manipulation, Moral values, parenting, psychological impact, Skilled, strict parents, strict rules, Strictly, trust issues, upbringing

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3675	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

so like, this server is like the ultimate training ground for liars, man. if you got strict parents who always catch you sneaking out or lying about your homework, then this is the place for you. we got secret hideouts, sneaky traps, and a whole bunch of other stuff to help you become a master at deception. plus, we got a secret society of ninja cats who will teach you their ways of stealth and cunning. join now and become the ultimate liar in Minecraft history!

InsomniacCraft – Dreaming of Better Sleep

brain imaging, brain scans, dreaming, insomnia, insomnia research, insomnia subtypes, insomnia treatment, InsomniacCraft, neurological disorders, personalized medicine, Sleep, sleep disorders, sleep disorders treatment, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep improvement, sleep medicine, sleep patterns, sleep research, sleep studies, sleep therapy, subtypes of insomnia, tailored treatment

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

dis server is like a brain scan for ur minecraft experience, u wil discover five subtypes of insomnia but in a good way. u can customize ur sleep experience and get tailor made treatment for ur virtual dreams. join now and sleep like a blocky baby, only on dis server.

TrueKing Anarchy: Where chaos reigns, but only semi-chaotic. No hacks, just pure vanilla mayhem with no resets! v1.21

alliances, Anarchy, building, building projects, Chaos, Cheats, EXCITEMENT, freedom, Hacks, Ip:, Massive, MAYHEM, Plugins, Projects, Pure, REIGNS, Resets, semichaotic, Skills, surprise encounters, Survival, Testing, TrueKing, v1.21, Vanilla, world

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	46
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

TrueKingAnarchy Server Overview

Description	Vanilla anarchy Minecraft server with total freedom to play as developers intended.
Plugins	Almost none, using hacks/cheats not permitted.
IP	95.216.215.160

Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	There are almost no rules, but using hacks/cheats is not allowed.
Can I join alliances with other players?	Yes, players are free to form alliances with each other.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, griefing is allowed as it is an anarchy server.
Are there any restrictions on building projects?	No, players have total freedom to build whatever they want.

RomcomCraft Server: Emergency Meeting

#nagatoro, Anime, Board Meeting, comedy, Council, Decision making, discussion, emergency, Emergency Meeting, Favorite, fresh blood, Graduation, Manga, Mayonaisse, Meeting, Promotion, romance, romcom, RomcomCraft, Romcoms, Server, Shounen no Abyss, student council

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	7096
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a romcom on steroids! We just had a council meeting where we decided to promote some fresh blood romcoms (Mayonaisse) into the council board – talk about spicy drama! And don’t even get me started on the graduation from the council, it’s like a season finale cliffhanger! So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself, because on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than creepers blowing up your house is the love triangles and plot twists!

CraftyNut Minecraft Server

athlete, Backlash, Basketball, Comments.., controversy, CraftyNut, discrimination, Diversity, Identity, inclusion, LeNut, LeQueer, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, NBA, professional sports, Server, social media, sports, Stereotypes, viral

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Star Shards Collected:	150
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even LeQueer’s nuts are NBA-worthy! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is so amazing, even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of our epic music nights. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our diamond mines are so rich, they make the mines of Moria look like a sandbox.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Because on our server, anything is possible – even LeQueer’s nut making it to the NBA.

CraftyInLawBucks Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Budget, CraftyInLawBucks, Debts, destitute, expensive taste, family, Financial, financial responsibility, financial strain, Generosity, Help, in-laws, Living, loan, loans, Minecraft, MONEY, Mortgage, relationships, salary, Server, Support

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of laughs.

Looking for a place to build your dream castle without worrying about your in-laws asking for money? Look no further! Our server is the perfect getaway for anyone seeking refuge from family drama and financial woes.

Imagine a world where you can drive a custom high-end car made entirely out of pixelated blocks, eat virtual organic meat that never goes bad, and buy expensive virtual things with no real-life consequences. It’s a virtual paradise!

So come on down to our server and leave your broken couch and rusty car behind. Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing you’ll owe is a debt of gratitude for all the fun you’ll have. See you in the game!

BoatBlockParty

activities, boat, BoatBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consideration, decision, exclusion, family, in-laws, Kids, Niece, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, seasick, Siblings, Summer, tubing, vacation, water skiing

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5971	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	629983	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with seasick kids who can’t follow simple instructions on a boat? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a virtual boating experience without any of the seasickness or chaos.

Our server offers a unique water skiing mini-game where you can show off your skills without the risk of falling into the water or getting thrown up on. And don’t worry, there are no annoying relatives to lecture you about letting their kids get seasick.

Join now and sail away to a world where you can enjoy the open seas without any of the drama. Plus, our server is family-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about anyone pushing your kids off the boat as a “joke.” So what are you waiting for? Come aboard and let the fun begin!

UKShocker Minecraft Server

Accents, AMERICANS, brexit, British, Culture Shock, customs, Differences, education, Food, Healthcare, History, Minecraft, Monarchy, politeness, Server, Slang, Stereotypes, tea drinking, Traditions, Transportation, travel, uk, UKShocker, weather

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8827	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of being shocked by the UK? Come join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the UK is even more bonkers! Our server is filled with tea-drinking creepers, double-decker sheep, and Big Ben that actually tells time in-game! Join now and see why our server is the craziest place to build and survive!

VoteCraft2024: Kamala’s Quest

2024 election, American politics, campaign promises, candidate evaluation, democratic party, election decision, electoral choices, government experience, kamala harris, Kamalas, policy stances, political leadership, political views, presidential candidate, Quest, vice president, VoteCraft2024, voter opinions, Voting, voting criteria, voting preferences, voting process, voting rights

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge Kamala Harris to a build battle for the presidency! Who needs politics when you can have a blast in our crazy Minecraft world? So come on down and vote for fun on our server!