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Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	5556	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	9642	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magic Items Found:	4343	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9245	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Zombie Dances:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Towns Built:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

BlockyScience: Trump Edition

administration, Analysis, BlockyScience, climate change, data, Decisions, Edition, Environment, Experts, funding, Future, Government, Impact, innovation, policy, Politics, regulations, research, Science, scientists, Technology, trump

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CRAFTORIA SERVER [MODDED]

Chunks, Coventry, Craftoria, Curseforge, Discord, End.., est, Game, Hosted, Ip:, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Nether, Overworld, pre generated, restarts, Server, Twilight Forest, uk, Version, world border

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	264
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Craftoria
Pack Version	1.14.0
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.21.1
Server IP	Can be found in this Discord: https://discord.gg/vyuguexB6n
Hosted	Coventry, UK
Pre-generated Chunks	Overworld, Nether, End, Twilight Forest up to 20,000 blocks out from 0,0
World-border	30,000 (Radius)
Server Restarts	Regularly occur at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can find the Server IP in the Discord mentioned above.

2. Is the server location a problem for players outside the UK?

Not necessarily, give it a try if you’re interested. Connection quality may vary based on your location.

3. Can I explore beyond the world border?

No, the world border is set at 30,000 blocks (Radius).

4. Where can I find server rules and announcements?

All server info, rules, and announcements can be found in the Discord server provided.

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, age gap relationships, AMBITION, crafted, Dedication, determination, fantasy fulfillment, fulfillment, generational differences, goal-setting, hard work, lifestyle choices, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Realms, seduction, self improvement, sexual prowess, success, sugar daddy, VIRGINITY, work ethic

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready to work your ass off like a sweaty old man slinging dicks left and right. But don’t worry, because on this server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies with ditzy young women who don’t give a damn about their virginity.

Join us if you’re ready to build, mine, and craft your way to a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Let’s get weird, baby!

BdayNoShow Minecraft Server

BdayNoShow, Birthday, birthday attendance, birthday celebration, birthday conflict, birthday dilemma, birthday etiquette, birthday off, birthday tradition, Boyfriend, celebration, conflicting plans, family, friend’s wedding, Minecraft, personal time, Relax, Server, sleep in, social event, social obligation, special day, work

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where birthdays are celebrated in the most epic and outrageous ways! Join us and experience a birthday bash like no other, complete with exploding cakes, fireworks, and a surprise visit from a virtual birthday llama!

Forget about spending your special day with close family, because on our server, you’ll be partying with a whole community of players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar. And don’t worry about taking time off work, because on our server, every day is a holiday!

As for your boyfriend’s friend’s wedding, well, let’s just say that on our server, weddings are so last season. Instead, we have virtual weddings where players can marry their favorite block or mob. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a creeper as your best man?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s make your birthday the most memorable one yet. Who knows, maybe that other girl with the same birthday will end up being your virtual twin sister!

CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong

awkwardness, backing out, Best Friend, blow up, Celebrating, CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong, Disabilities, financial readiness, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, funding, job offer, moving out, new job, PRESSURE, responsibilities, romantic involvement, save them, shared housing, studying, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	5513	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected roommates or awkward romantic entanglements!

Join us and leave behind the stress of being expected to financially support everyone around you. On our server, the only thing you’ll be expected to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs. No surprise fifth roommates here!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t have to worry about breaking the news to anyone or blowing up any friendships. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!