circumcision Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sacred Solace 1.20

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of circumcision!

Are you tired of not being able to self-insert while watching porn because the dude has a cut dick?

On our server, everyone is intact and ready to orgasm like they should! No more weird sensations or lack of vocalization during your gaming experience.

Forget about not being able to cum from a blowjob – our server will make you shake and whimper like a little girl in no time!

Thanks to our server, you can feel completely controlled, owned, and at peace while playing.

Say goodbye to the pain of foreskin being sliced with razors and join us for a foreskin-friendly gaming experience!

Don’t be sorry for being circumcised, be sorry for not joining our server sooner!

Circumcised Steve’s Secret Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS A SPECIAL FEATURE THAT REVEALS THIS INFORMATION TO EVERYONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Emeralds Found:	4736
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6533	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ores Mined:	3642

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

Blocky Bits Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	5558
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of your Minecraft experience feeling lackluster? Want to spice things up and make it as pleasurable as possible for everyone involved? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can restore your foreskin in-game for maximum pleasure. Who knew Minecraft could be so intimate? Impress your virtual friends with your newfound sensitivity and watch as the ladies flock to you in-game.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to enhance your gaming experience and make your virtual encounters unforgettable. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Metzitzah Minecraft SMP – Dare to Look Inside

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our SMP for a chance to explore the mysterious and wacky world of Metzitzah! Legend has it that deep within the metzitzah lies hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for the metzitzah is guarded by a mischievous group of llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

Join our SMP if you dare to test your skills against the llamas of the metzitzah and claim your rightful place as the ultimate treasure hunter. But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the challenges that await in this bizarre and unpredictable world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the metzitzah and emerge victorious!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Debate Ender Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dimension Hops:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	2409	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the most mind-boggling topics like why billions of people have cut genitals! Join us for a server experience that will stretch your suspension of disbelief to the limit.

Imagine a world where your heart beats only 3 billion times in 100 years, but billions of circumcisions have been performed in just a few years. That’s the power of technology on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most outrageous debates and stories in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what crazy topics we’ll tackle next!

Cutlet Complaints Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of feeling like the odd one out in the Minecraft world? Join our server where you can bond over the shared struggle of being circumcised! Share your woes and complaints with fellow cutlets who understand your pain. Uncut guys are also welcome to join in and roast you with demoralizing comments – it’s a real pity party that you won’t want to miss! Plus, we have exclusive in-game events where you can battle it out in epic circumcised vs. uncircumcised showdowns. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

BlockyAlienCircumcision

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	12

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!

TyphoonCraft Server: $1.6B in Fun!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Votes:	8748
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ores Mined:	9644
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we create chaos like typhoon yagi but in a virtual world! we’ve got over 400 players from 4 different countries causing $1.6 billion in fun and destruction! build your own virtual empire and watch it get destroyed by our crazy events and mini games. join now and be a part of the madness!

StormyShanghaiCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Towns Built:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the storms are so strong, they make Shanghai look like a gentle breeze! we got lightning that strikes every 5 seconds and tornadoes that will blow your mind (literally). China is shooketh by our server’s weather patterns, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now if you dare, but make sure to bring your umbrella and a helmet!

Fair Faces Influence Decisions

Attractive faces, attractiveness, cognitive neuroscience, cognitive processes, Decision making, Decisions, EEG brain wave study, emotional responses, faces, facial attractiveness, fair, fairness decisions, female participants, gender differences, influence, male faces, neural responses, Perception, reactions, social behavior, social interactions, social psychology, unfair proposals, visual stimuli

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Runes Activated:	3	Towns Built:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	21

Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got faces dat make u feel all fair n’ stuff! Our faces are so attractive, dey make u forget all about dem unfair proposals and negative reactions! We did a study wit EEG brain waves and found out dat female participants love our male faces so much, dey just gotta join our server! So come on over and experience da magic of our attractive faces, we promise u won’t regret it! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so what more could u ask for?! Join now and let da fun begin!

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops, uSkyblock, and Challenges make money disappear!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Novidium Skyblock Server

Server IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.
Features	Challenges to earn unique items Player-to-player economy with no admin shops Leaderboards for richest players and highest level islands

FAQ

What is the purpose of challenges on Novidium?

Challenges on Novidium are designed to provide players with goals and rewards for completing tasks, such as farming specific items.

How does the player-to-player economy work?

On Novidium, players can sell and trade items with each other by building shops on their own islands. There are no admin shops or central markets on the server.

What are the leaderboards for?

Novidium features leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands. These leaderboards provide long-term goals for players and help them discover new islands and shops.

Is Novidium similar to other skyblock servers?

Novidium takes a unique approach to skyblock, offering a balance between classic skyblock gameplay and modern features. It aims to provide a nostalgic experience while incorporating new elements.

DesireCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for a purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest desires! Join us and experience a world where everyone looks at you with pure desire, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want a piece of your pixelated perfection?

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it’s a place where the blocks are made of pure gold and the diamonds rain from the sky. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic unicorn while battling evil mobs with a sword made of rainbow-colored obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons that will make you the most powerful player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most desired player in all of Minecraft!

Remember when most anime used to look like this instead of what… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ores Mined:	4640	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of boring, modern-day anime? Want to experience the glory days of over-the-top, ridiculous animation styles? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where we bring back the old-school anime vibes in pixelated form!

Our server is filled with wacky characters, crazy storylines, and epic battles that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. From giant robot mechs to magical girls with superpowers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures, guarded by a giant talking cat who only speaks in puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Sword of Weebdom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon anime characters to fight by their side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with nostalgia, laughter, and plenty of anime references that will make you question your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

$100KBuilder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! Imagine building your dream base with walls made of hundred dollar bills and a roof made of gold bars. Join us and become the richest player on the server by completing insane challenges like building a mansion out of solid gold blocks or creating a roller coaster that runs on actual money.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with even more cash waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate money mogul?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and start your journey to financial domination! Who needs diamonds when you can have stacks on stacks of cash?

BlockPartyFunLand

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2561	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can test their skills in epic poultry combat.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to explore the mystical land of Baconia, where pigs fly and cows shoot laser beams from their eyes. Rumor has it that a hidden treasure trove of diamond blocks lies deep within the enchanted forest, guarded by a fearsome army of evil bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this bizarre and hilarious world of Minecraft madness.

ShahedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	125
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, in the first half of September, Russians used over 640 shaheds against Ukraine, but on our server, we have ZERO shaheds cuz we only use creepers to blow stuff up! join now and u can be the creeper king, ruling over all the exploding chaos! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the fun and let’s blow stuff up together, creeper style! 🤪🧨💣 #minecraftmadness

PutinCraft: Troop Size +180K

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Animals Bred:	142	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	278	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	4

so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta know that putin himself ordered the russian army to increase troop size by, like, 180k. so, like, you gotta join our server to help us build a giant army of minecraft players to take over the world or something. plus, we got, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s a rumor that herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you gotta join to try and spot him. also, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving out hugs. so, like, join our server now before it’s too late and putin takes over the world with his giant army of minecraft players.