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Circumcised Steve’s Secret Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS A SPECIAL FEATURE THAT REVEALS THIS INFORMATION TO EVERYONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	8738
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

UltraCraft: Ovarian Detector 96%

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	336404
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crops Grown:	8259	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

lol, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like an accurate ultrasound test but for ur gaming skills, bro. like, we detect 96% of players with epic building skills and pvp talent. our IOTA ADNEX model is off the charts, detecting up to 96% of gamers with mad skills. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world, cuz this server is where the real pros play. don’t miss out on the chance to show off ur skills and dominate the competition. come join us and let’s see if u got what it takes to be a minecraft master!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, PALS, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4262	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride with our epic characters like Lia, the master of building, and Dizzy Dokuro, the TNT enthusiast! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, we have more drama than a villager trading scandal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! Disclaimer: Not responsible for any rage quits or accidental lava deaths.

You Did It Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	216
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Towns Built:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

aging parents, Aging population, alzheimer’s, assisted living, care management, caregiver responsibilities, caregiver role, caregiver stress, caregiver support, dementia care, elder care, family caregiving, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, home health care, Long Term Care, memory care facility, Minecraft, MommaOuttaHere, parental care, senior communities, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics and tough decisions just like in the real world.

Are you ready to take on the challenge of managing a senior community while also dealing with a boyfriend who is fiercely protective of his mother? Test your communication skills as you try to convince him that moving his mom to a memory care facility is the best option.

But beware, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be able to handle the pressure of balancing your relationship with your boyfriend and the well-being of his mother? Join our server now and find out!

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

SecretSMPShame

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Emeralds Found:	818	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you tired of being the only one who knows about your embarrassing moments? Join our Minecraft SMP and share your most cringeworthy stories with a whole community of players who will laugh with you, not at you! From accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket to getting stuck in a block while trying to escape a creeper, we’ve all been there and we’re here to support you through it all. So come join us for a good laugh and some epic gameplay, because on our server, the only thing more ridiculous than your embarrassing moments is the fun you’ll have trying to survive them!

CreeperClique: “You’re just a blockhead”

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama from your friends with benefits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations with your fellow players! No more awkward conversations or mixed signals, just pure unadulterated block-building fun! Join us now and leave all that friend with benefits drama behind!

BaghdadBoomCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little house and tending to your crops, when out of nowhere, a rocket comes flying in and blows up the military base hosting US forces in Baghdad! like, what even is happening, right? join our server for some explosive surprises and chaotic fun! who knows what crazy events will happen next?! come join the madness, dude!

Pixel Peril: Anti-Dem Racism

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can escape the perils of privacy and passivity and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and craziness!

imagine a world where democracy is out the window, racism is the norm, and antisemitism runs rampant. sounds crazy, right? well that’s just a typical day on our server! u never know what kind of wild shenanigans u’ll get into next.

join us for a chance to experience the insanity of postwar west germany, but with a minecraft twist! build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take on challenges, and maybe even uncover some dark secrets along the way.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky adventure and see if u have what it takes to survive in a world where anything goes! just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun!

Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack personality and pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for the eternal “soul vs soulless” debate! Join us and choose your side – will you embrace your inner soul and build beautiful, intricate creations, or will you unleash your soulless side and wreak havoc with TNT and lava?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of soulful creativity and soulless chaos!