Circumcised MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

circumcision controversy, Cum, sexual health, male circumcision, sexual satisfaction

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

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Circumcised Steve’s Secret Server

physical differences, Server, Awareness, secret, personal information

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS A SPECIAL FEATURE THAT REVEALS THIS INFORMATION TO EVERYONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)

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Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

ruined life, circumcised, botched circumcision, Erect, dropped out

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

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ElonMuskHaterzCraft

billionaire, public figure, social media backlash, Australians, trending news

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you wanna escape the drama of hating on Elon Musk, come join us in this epic Minecraft world where you can build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens.

we got a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, and our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about that dude Elon Musk and his fancy cars.

so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this wacky and wild Minecraft server!

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Chilltown

Unique, Enchants, Tools, novel, Relaxing

Chilltown Minecraft Server Overview

IP	rd.Chilltown.eu

WHAT IS CHILLTOWN?

Chilltown is a survival Minecraft server that expands the vanilla challenge and gameplay, while still keeping the vanilla feel. We just released the 1.21 server last week! We have little to no kids, though they are welcome. Chilltown started in August 2019 with the goal of providing players with a unique and relaxing place to play with their friends.

Key Features:

Custom beautiful World
Seasons
Custom Mobs & Weapons
Custom Tools & Enchants
Chunk-based land claiming system (no golden shovel!)
Non Pay to Win

Sounds interesting? Come join us at IP: rd.Chilltown.eu

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Chilltown?	You can join the server with the IP rd.Chilltown.eu
Are there any age restrictions on the server?	There are no age restrictions, but most players are older teens and adults.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, Chilltown has dedicated feedback and suggestion channels for players to submit their ideas.
Is the server Pay to Win?	No, Chilltown is a non Pay to Win server.

Mystic Realms 1.20.5

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Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF.

We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, I swear it’s like a farm disco up in here.

And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they breakdance instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s like Thriller up in this server, I’m telling you.

Plus, the creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs. Who knew explosions could be so heartwarming?

So come join us on this server where the mobs are more like a dance troupe and less like a threat. It’s a party you don’t want to miss, bro.

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MommaNeedsDiamonds Minecraft Server

debt collector, overseas trip, internet, new car, Siblings

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like taking out loans for family members? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your financial troubles behind!

Picture this: you’re mining away in the virtual world, collecting diamonds and building your dream castle, when suddenly your mom pops up in the game asking you to take out a loan for your little brother’s virtual car. But fear not, on our server, you can simply block her and continue on your quest for riches without any consequences!

With our server, you can escape to a world where the only loans you’ll be taking out are from the virtual bank to expand your virtual empire. Say goodbye to real-life debt collectors and hello to a world where the only thing you owe is your allegiance to your fellow Minecraft players.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual solution to your family drama while you’re at it!

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Nephew-Free Zone: SIL’s Mom Edition

tough situation, sister-in-law, stress, verbal fight, sils

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and crazy in-laws! Join us for a fun and relaxing experience away from all the wh*re-calling, conservative, judgmental relatives.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with no annoying mother-in-laws to criticize your every move. Explore our vast world and create your own peaceful oasis, free from verbal fights and unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 😉

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CraftyCrafter SMP: “Just like Minecraft SMP, but with more crafting!”

quirky, CraftyCrafter, playful, honest slogan, everyday life

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the dankest memes and the craziest builds. Plus, our admins are like, unicorns that fart rainbows and grant wishes.

Join our server if you wanna ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or maybe you wanna build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless, man.

And like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get weird together!

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FitCraft: MythBusters

Cardio, FitCraft, Myth, Bodybuilding, fitness trends

Are you tired of hearing the same old fitness myths over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and let us debunk them for you in the most hilarious way possible!

We have a secret workout routine where you have to mine diamonds for 10 hours straight to build those muscles. Trust us, your arms will be so ripped, you’ll be able to punch through obsidian like it’s butter!

And forget about protein shakes, on our server, the only way to gain strength is by eating enchanted golden apples. Not only will you feel invincible, but you’ll also have a shiny golden glow that will blind your enemies in battle.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where you have to defeat a dragon in a push-up contest. If you win, you’ll be granted the power to fly in real life. Who needs a gym membership when you can work out in the virtual world and gain superpowers at the same time?

So come join our server and let’s bust those fitness myths together while having a blast!

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