circular needles Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Knitflix & ChillCraft

Chillcraft, circular needles, color change, creative hobbies, family dynamics, family gathering, ignoring criticism, in-laws, Knitflix, knitting, knitting etiquette, knitting in public, knitting in social settings, knitting project, knitting while watching a movie, MIL drama, movie night, ribbing, stockinette stitch, Sweater, top-down raglan

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2298
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can knit to your heart’s content without any judgment from your in-laws! We understand the struggle of trying to craft in peace, so we’ve created a virtual world where you can knit, build, and explore without any interruptions.

Join us for endless stockinette stitching on circular needles, color changes for ribbing, and top-down raglan sweaters galore. No need to worry about rude comments or scowls here – just pure crafting bliss.

And if you ever need a break from knitting, our server offers epic adventures, insane stories, and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. So grab your needles, join us, and let the creativity flow in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft community. See you in the virtual world!

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

Adapt, AMERICANS, born too early, born too late, cope, Exploration, Future, History, Humanity, Minecraft, oceans, Pain, past, progress, Server, society, Struggle, SURVIVE, Time, Universe, watch, writhe, YankeeCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Towns Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride as we watch Americans try to navigate their way through the game, only to end up in hilarious and painful situations. From falling off cliffs to accidentally setting themselves on fire, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between players dressed as giant squids and astronauts, all while trying to build the most outrageous structures imaginable. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Who needs exploring the universe when you can witness the chaos of Americans trying to survive in Minecraft?

ShirtCraft SMP – The Shirtastic Adventure

Adventure, long tail tags, pants, roblox, Shirt, Shirtastic, ShirtCraft, Shirts, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. And don’t even get me started on our custom roblox shirt and pants skins that will make you the envy of all your friends. Join us now for a wild ride filled with pants, shirts, and chickens galore!

SIL-Free Zone Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication Issues, confrontations, family dynamics, family relationships, genuine people, Honesty, Jealousy, Kindness, loyalty, Minecraft, Motherhood, new mom struggles, parenting decisions, pick me girl, relationship dynamics, Server, setting boundaries, SILFree, sister-in-law drama, toxic relationships, Trust, wedding drama, Zone

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pick-me sisters-in-law who make your life a living nightmare? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos!

Our server is the perfect escape from toxic family members who try to steal the spotlight at your wedding and make everything about themselves. We promise no one will cry at your bachelorette party or accuse your friends of ridiculous things like urinating in their bag.

Join now for a chance to build a virtual world free from pick-me energy and drama llamas. Our community is filled with honest, kind, and genuine players who will make you forget all about your troublesome sister-in-law. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and leave the pick-me drama behind!

BikiniNipSlipGrief

accidental exposure, Bikini, BikiniNipSlipGrief, body autonomy, body confidence, body positivity, controlling behavior, female body, friend dynamics, Insecurity, meeting friends, nipple slip, open communication, paddle boarding, patriarchal views, relationship boundaries, self-confidence, social norms, Swimwear, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Crops Grown:	6304	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if your nipples slip out of your bikini! Join us for a wild adventure where anything can happen, just like your girlfriend’s wardrobe malfunctions.

Imagine paddling down virtual rivers with your friends, only to have your girlfriend’s nipples pop out in front of everyone. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely a conversation starter. But don’t worry, we don’t judge here – we celebrate the freedom to let it all hang out!

So come on down to our server and let loose, just like your girlfriend’s bikini straps. It’s a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn to embrace the beauty of accidental nipple slips. It’s all in good fun, so why not give it a shot?

Join us now and let the laughter and chaos ensue. It’s a nipple-slipping good time!

DreamySMP: StrangelyFunny!

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream diary, dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream memories, dream realm, dream recall, dream sharing, dream storytelling, dream symbolism, dream world, DreamySMP, funny dream, lucid dreaming, strange dream, StrangelyFunny, subconscious mind, surreal dream, weird dream

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where dreams come true and the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a chance to build your own dream world, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Will you dare to dance with the enderfolk?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Potato of Destiny. It’s said that whoever finds it will gain infinite riches and the ability to control time itself. So grab your pickaxe and get digging!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams run free. Just don’t be surprised if you wake up with a blocky pig as your new best friend.

CreeperCringeCraft

awkward, awkward situation, blunder, CreeperCringeCraft, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing experience, embarrassing memory, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing story, faux pas, funny, humiliating moment, Humiliation, mortifying, most embarrassing, regretful, shame, social faux pas, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Have you ever accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought you were using a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have fireproof houses! Yes, you heard that right, you can set as many fires as you want and your house will still be standing strong. Join us for the ultimate fireproofing experience and never worry about burning down your creations again!

Maduro’s Mayhem Minecraft Server

Accountability, Allies, Chaos, controversy, Corruption, Demand, Democracy, disputed election, election, fraud, Government, Maduro, Maduros, MAYHEM, Minecraft, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, receipts, Server, south america, transparency, Unrest, Venezuela

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Items Found:	5152
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have more chaos than Venezuela! our admin is like Maduro but cooler and we demand receipts of your epic wins in the game! if you don’t have receipts, you get banned faster than you can say “diamonds!” plus, our players are like allies, always causing chaos and making the game more fun! so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyEvan’sPrisonSwap

breaking news, CraftyEvansPrisonSwap, current events, Evan Gershkovich, Evan Gershkovich release, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Journalism, journalism ethics, major news, Media, News, political news, press freedom, prisoner exchange, prisoner swap, reporter, russia, russia news, Russian politics, wsj

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ores Mined:	2134
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Russia trading a WSJ reporter for a bag of potato chips! Join us for epic adventures, like battling creepers with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. Our community is more tight-knit than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and can teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. So come on, join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners

Attention, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive tests, Covid-19, COVID-19 consequences, COVID-19 research, COVID-19 survivors, CovidCraft, IQ points, long-haul symptoms, long-term effects, long-term health impacts, Memory, mental health, MINDLESS, miners, neurological effects, pandemic aftermath, psychiatric effects

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite?

”UohCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server”

Anime, content creators, Corpos, digital influencers, discussion, Entertainment, favorite Vtubers, Gaming, Hide, indies, internet culture, Minecraft, off-topic raids, Online Community, Report, Server, shitposting, streaming, Ultimate, Uoh, UohCraft, Uoooooh Global, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9834	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Votes:	415	Animals Bred:	121
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and discuss your favorite virtual YouTubers from the biggest corporations to the tiniest indies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and make them do his bidding. Rumor has it he once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch out for off-topic raids – those sneaky skeletons are always up to no good!