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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6840 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 7888 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2630 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
so, like, imagine if you could control your brain with magnets, like some sorta superhero power, right? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form! join us and you can switch on and off neurons in your brain just by waving a magnet around, no need for any fancy implants or surgeries!
we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.
plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?
so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!
