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CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Void Armor Forged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying redditors on the most insufferable subs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and say goodbye to toxic subreddits and hello to a world where you can build giant statues of Nicolas Cage and ride on flying pigs. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those pesky subreddits again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

Beloved, circlejerk, classic, critique, fan favorites., fanbase, Fandom, FANTASY, ff7, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy series, final fantasy vii, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, iconic, long-running series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, RPG, smp, video games

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Animals Bred:	169
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend together like a bad potion recipe? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy series on steroids!

Join us and escape the mundane world of Minecraft where every server feels like a rehash of the same old thing. Our server is like a Final Fantasy game gone wild, with epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that is more chaotic than a Chocobo race on steroids.

Forget about boring old FF7, on our server, every Final Fantasy game is fair game. From FF1 to FF15, we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, why not create your own Final Fantasy game within Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the madness of a Final Fantasy circlejerk like never before? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AnnoyingAF

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Brain Boosting Workout

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

abc.deadtime.site

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

1.21, banned, bedrock, Chaos, Discord, disgraceful, encouraged, End.., Gametype, invite, java, Language, Minecraft, netherite, OPENS, play session, Players, Realm, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, smp, Start, Tomorrow, Week, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Void Gems Collected:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Potions Brewed:	169	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?
No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?
The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?
The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?
Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?
Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

BELIEVABLE, Character development, collaborative storytelling, Crafty, creative writing, cuck, Cuck Thread, fantasies, fantasy world, Good Quality, humor, Imaginative, immersive experiences, larps, memes, Minecraft, Original Characters, Post OC, Roleplay Adventures, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, Server, Stories, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	6603	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

AP classes, body hurts, Commitment, Competition, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, DRIVE, Edition, family, Gymnastics, high school, honor roll, middle ground, Passion, sore, sports, SportyCraft, STUDIES, TEAM, travel, weightlifting, WifeWars, Withdrawal

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Animals Bred:	145	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!