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KidCraft: Dumb Decisions Minecraft Server

boneheaded moves, brainless actions, childhood antics, childhood memories, daft escapades, Decisions, dumb, dumb kid moments, embarrassing moments, foolish behavior, idiotic decisions, immature choices, juvenile blunders, juvenile follies, KidCraft, Minecraft, moronic incidents, naive actions, reckless behavior, regretful decisions, senseless antics, Server, silly mistakes, stupid stunts, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crops Grown:	6802
Chimeras Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1759	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Remember that time you tried to ride your bike down the stairs and ended up with a broken arm? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, battle evil llamas who have taken over the land, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions.

So if you’re ready to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us and let the fun begin!

DeathCraftLand

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Towns Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Farms Harvested:	342	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Divine Spears Created:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of dying in boring places in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose where you want to meet your demise! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by jumping into a pit of lava? We’ve got you covered. Prefer a more dramatic exit by getting mauled by a pack of wild wolves? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and start planning your epic death scene!

Detvesti World Minecraft Server

Antispam, Bedwars, Cases, Children’s World, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla

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Warzone Westerners Minecraft Server

China, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic policy, foreign affairs, gain, gdp, geopolitical consequences, global trade, international relations, market, market access, Minecraft, misunderstanding, per capita, political decisions, Server, strategic interests, Stupid Westerners, trade agreements, War, warzone, westerners

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	160	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

AssassinationFail Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination gone wrong, AssassinationFail, Attempt, backfired scheme, BETRAYAL, Disappointment, Failure, foiled plot, Minecraft, Personal, Revenge, ruins, sabotage, Server, thwarted plans, tranny, unexpected, unexpected interference, unexpected outcome, unexpected turn of events, unexpected twist, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9442	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Votes:	4105
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of ruining assassination attempts! Our players are so skilled at dodging attacks that even trained assassins can’t take them down. It’s nothing personal, just pure Minecraft madness.

But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!

CraftyCreeperInn

Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, cat, cousin, CraftyCreeperInn, fire safety, guests, house rules, house sitting, INCONVENIENCE, OCD, one bedroom apartment, out of state, PARANOIA, pushback, rental property, staying over, storm door, Stove, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magic Items Found:	7558
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and house guest etiquette.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

RoofMania Minecraft Server

breach of security, man on the roof, Minecraft, presidential protection, RoofMania, rooftop intruder, secret service, security breach, security breach consequences, security breach investigation, security breach prevention, security breach protocol, security breach response, security lapse, security negligence, security oversight, security protocol, Server, surveillance failure, White House incident

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the secret service can’t keep up with the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and secret agents who are apparently blind to players sneaking around on rooftops.

Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?

So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!

RespawnRIP

Accidents, Cancer, causes of death, chronic diseases, diabetes, global health, health statistics, Heart Disease, infectious diseases, leading causes of death, life expectancy, mortality, most common reason people die, obesity, preventable deaths, public health, RespawnRIP, respiratory diseases, Stroke, SUICIDE

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Crops Grown:	5350
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!

CreeperStrike: UkraineVsRussia

aggression, Conflict, CreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineVsRussia, West

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Void Armor Forged:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

lolzzz come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner ukrainian warrior and strike back at russiaaaaaa. we got crazy battles and explosions that will blow ur mindddd. build ur own army of minecraft mobs and take down those pesky russians in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this insane action. join now and show russia who’s boss on the virtual battlefieldddd. #ukrainestrong #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware

ParentalCamBlocker

“Youth, adolescence, Forbidden, forbidden love, hidden, home cameras, invasion of privacy, Memories, MODERN, Nostalgia, ParentalCamBlocker, parents, privacy, Rebellion, relationships, secret, Sneaking, Surveillance, Technology, teenage love, teenagers

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	609	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ores Mined:	6057	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82

so, like, if you wanna relive those sneaky times but in a minecraft world, then join this server, dude! we got secret hideouts, hidden passages, and even a secret love shack for you and your pixelated boo.

imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.

plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.

come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!