but that’s not all, folks. we’ve got flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking chickens that give out life advice, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be your friend.
plus, our admins are all trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their wacky antics and ridiculous pranks. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.
so come on down to our server and join the fun. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world.
we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and rainbow sheep dat fart glitter
once a player found a secret cave full of dancing creepers and they taught him how to do the macarena
if u join u get a pet dragon dat shoots fireworks out of its butt
we have a secret underwater city where u can ride dolphins and fight evil mermaids
every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with zombie DJs and skeleton dancers
if u don’t join, a pack of wild llamas will come to ur house and steal all ur socks
JOIN NOW OR BE FOREVER BORED AND SOCKLESS!!!
I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where anything goes, where the only rule is to have a good time and let your freak flag fly?
Join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that comes with playing on a server where the unexpected is the norm. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Are you tired of people telling you how to raise your virtual blocky children? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is an expert parent without any actual parenting experience! Get ready for intense lectures on discipline and meal planning from players who have never changed a diaper in their lives.
Join us for epic family gatherings where tantrums are a common occurrence, and where you can practice your calm and ignore skills while dealing with judgmental siblings. And don’t worry, we have a special feature where you can pull your virtual sister aside and have a heart-to-heart conversation about boundaries and respect.
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can stand up for yourself and be called a hypocrite in return, look no further! Our divided community is waiting for you to join and stir up some more drama. Are you ready to be judged by people who have no idea what they’re talking about? Then come on down to our server and let the chaos begin!
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining away when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you, dropping rare loot and chanting “Join us, join us!” Trust us, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance crew and challenge players to a dance-off for epic rewards. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will gift you enchanted armor if you can beat him in a knitting contest.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about crazy adventures and unexpected encounters, then join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a villager and a wandering trader. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| World Start Date | January 5th, 2025 |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg |
| Server IP | minecraft.sylph-tech.com |
| Modpack | https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/create-chronicles-bosses-and-beyond |
Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by using the Server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com |
| When did the world start? | The world started on January 5th, 2025 |
| Is there a Discord server for communication? | Yes, you can join our Discord server here: https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg |
And, like, the community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. You’ll never feel alone because there’s always someone online to chat with.
Oh, and the builds on this server are out of this world! Like, seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see the epic creations that players have made.
So, yeah, join this server and you’ll be so obsessed with it that you’ll want to carve its name into your skin. Just kidding…unless?
One player even said they joined our server to avoid their friend who couldn’t handle differing opinions. Now they’re living their best blocky life without the drama. So if you’re looking for a peaceful place to play without the constant arguing, join us now! Plus, our pixel pigs are way cuter than real life drama llamas. Just saying.
But that’s not all – we also have a special feature for players with seizures. Just like in real life, if you have a seizure in a regular stall, your body will block the door and no one can save you. But fear not, on our server, the accessible stall is your safe haven for all your seizure needs. So come on in and seize the day!
And if you ever find yourself in a UPS store in the mall picking up a package, don’t worry – we have a virtual accessible stall waiting for you. Just make sure to let the wheelchair user behind you know that you’re not being a jerk by using it. Or maybe you are? Who knows, it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So join us now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew bathroom etiquette and seizures could be so entertaining? Let the games begin!
