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Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

86548261, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, pixels, previous, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

Accusers, Anon, ASK, ass, CONSIDER, creeper, damn, Demand, keep out of prison, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, MOTHERFUCKERS, Pay, pay off, Prison, protect legacy, recurring, reoccurring, smp, STOP, stupid, Tax

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Potions Brewed:	124
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
New Chunks Explored:	31396	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

BlockyHeirloom

BlockyHeirloom, family betrayal, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family decision, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family home, family house, family inheritance, family legacy, family loyalty, family ownership, family relationships, family responsibility, family ties, family trust, family unity, old house

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	257	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Crops Grown:	2350
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

air travel, Airline, Airline (Industry), airline name, airline reputation, Airplane, Aviation, branding, crash investigation, crash-airlines, Crashcraft, customer experience, emergency procedures, Flight, Fly, Marketing, opinion, public perception, risk assessment, Safety concerns, Safety Measures, smp, travel

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2309	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

Edition, Factor, fear, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of intimacy, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, Phobia, PhobiaCraft, unusual fear

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1816	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	836639	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

ParisianParkingMadness

city, Congestion, environmental impact, European cities, France, heavy vehicles, Mayor, motorists, Paris, ParisianParkingMadness, parking fees, policy, Pollution, regulations, ring road, speed limit, sustainable, suvs, traffic, Transportation, Urban planning

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1231	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	287	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	5486	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, PLAYS, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	3265	Magic Items Found:	8845
New Chunks Explored:	824601	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5

TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

Adventure, avoiding danger, Avoiding Rape, challenge, dangerous terrain, Escape, frozen, frozen river, Gaming, Gaming Community, Hardcore, Hell, Minecraft, online gaming, perseverance, player safety, river, Server, skill, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Tips, video game

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

#announcement, Allardyce, Announced, blockquotepSam, British, Coach, controversy, england, football, Football Association, football manager, hezbollah, leadership, Manager, Mayorpblockquote, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, premier league, Sam Allardyce, smp, Soccer, sports, temporary, temporary appointment, temporary leader, temporary role

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

GymCrafters: AITA?

aita, Boundaries, budget-friendly, Commitment, Communication, Dedication, early bird, Exercise, FITNESS, goals, gym, GymCrafters, health, INDEPENDENCE, Insecurity, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, strength training, Support, weight loss

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!