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Woke-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of being stuck in the middle of the political spectrum? Are you too anti-woke for the left and too left wing for the right? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the madness of real life politics by building your own virtual utopia where everyone gets along… or not!

On our server, you can create your own political party, overthrow the government, or just chill with some llamas in a cozy mountain village. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of truth and justice, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether.

So come on, join us and let your political frustrations melt away in a world where anything is possible… as long as you can survive the creeper explosions and zombie hordes, that is. See you in the game, comrade!

Grandma’s Turkey SMP Adventure

Adventure, alone, ALRIGHT, apartment, Experience, family, fat, Grandma, Grandmas, holidays, home, Memories, Miserable, mom, NEGATIVE, past, Positive, smp, thankful, Thanksgiving, tradition, turkey, Visit, WORST

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring family gatherings and awkward conversations with distant relatives? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the holiday madness! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your annoying family members.

Imagine building a giant turkey statue to celebrate Thanksgiving, or pranking your friends with exploding snowmen during Christmas. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So why spend another holiday season listening to your mom complain about the food when you could be mining diamonds and battling zombies with your new online friends? Join us now and say goodbye to boring holidays forever!

Anime & Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime favorites, anime favorites list, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Rankings, anime ratings, favorite anime, favorite anime characters, favorite characters, favorite characters list, favorite series, favorite shows, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, sorting anime., sorting by rating, sorting favorites, sorting list, Top Anime, top characters

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime lover’s paradise! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your favorite anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Not sure who your favorite anime character is? No problem! Our server has a sorting feature that will help you remember all the waifus and husbandos that have stolen your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual “Naruto Run” race where players sprint across the map with their arms flailing behind them. And don’t forget about our legendary “Dragon Ball Z” themed treasure hunts where players search for the elusive Dragon Balls to make their wishes come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the anime adventures begin!

The Gaytor’s Minecraft SMP Web Fishing Adventure

71060569, Adventure, Fishing, Gaytor edition, Gaytors, general, hooklinesinker.lol, last thread, Minecraft, modding, smp, thunderstore.io, web, Webfishing

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times). Our modding community is so wild, we once turned all the pigs into flying unicorns with laser eyes. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Webfishing mod, where you can literally fish for memes. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started a war with the villagers. Good times, good times.

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, always watch your back around those sneaky unicorns.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

aspirations, balance, career, Contentment, family, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, health, IMPORTANCE, love, Minecraft, Paradise, Passion, PIXEL, Priorities, purpose, relationships, self improvement, Server, spirituality, success, VALUES

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	3926
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Do you ever find yourself pondering life’s deepest questions while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your existential crises! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are lining up to join! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant floating castles made entirely out of obsidian, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest for greatness.

But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie chickens, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

> WOOOOOOOAH AEW FUCKING SUUUUUUUUCKS… Minecraft SMP

aew, AEWtists, Audience, Chant, controversy, criticism, Entertainment, Fans, fucking, Main Event, Minecraft, Performance, professional wrestling, reaction, smp, social media, SUUUUUUUUCKS.., Unnecessary, WOOOOOOOAH, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where AEW fans chant nonsense during main events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question reality. We don’t just suck, we blow your mind with our outrageous antics and insane stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Reverse Colonization Minecraft Server

colonial legacy, Colonization, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural exchange, decolonization, Diversity, Global community, global perspective, global perspectives, historical impact, historical injustice, imperialism, Int, international relations, Minecraft, neo-colonialism, opinion, post-colonialism., power dynamics, Reverse, reverse colonization, Server, social progress

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with some reverse colonization? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey of turning the tables on colonization. Build your own empire and conquer lands that were once ruled by others. Who knew that colonizing could be so fun and entertaining?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for tacos. Help him satisfy his cravings and who knows, maybe he’ll even join your empire as a loyal companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wacky world of reverse colonization bring a whole new level of fun to your Minecraft experience!

So, it Happened Minecraft SMP

Amorim, Amr, Bodo/Glimts, determination, Effort, Europa League, FAITH, FATIGUE, forumscp, Happened, in, Injuries, Lads, manchester united, Minecraft, mug, optimism, out, Pain, Reinforcements, Season, smp, SUICIDE, Tactics, twitter

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	3762	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

We may not have the best tactics or determination, but we make up for it with our insane stories and ridiculous antics. Need reinforcements? We’ve got you covered with our army of deranged chickens and explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper doing the floss dance or a pig riding a minecart. Anything is possible in our wacky world of Minecraft! #AMR #IN or #OUT? It’s up to you to decide your fate in this wild and unpredictable server.

Randon Caspurr Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Happy XCOM 2 Thanksgiving Edition where you can battle aliens while giving thanks for all the loot you find!

Our players, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, are legends in the Minecraft world. Randon once defeated a creeper with just a potato, while Caspurr built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. These two will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. From Randon Neuring hoodies to Professor Lando socks, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget to check out our unlisted VOD archive for some top-secret gameplay footage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky aliens trying to steal your diamonds!

Cuck Sucking Minecraft SMP

cuck, cucking, cucksucking, euro bureaucrats, fucking assholes, locking stables, making a buck, Minecraft, motherfucking, smp, sucking, thank you, yuropoors

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Animals Bred:	186	Divine Spears Created:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Potions Brewed:	76
Dragon Eggs Found:	9069	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of those motherfucking euro bureaucrats trying to cuck yuropoors left and right? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and let’s stick it to those bureaucrats by building the most epic stables in all of Minecraft. Who needs their rules when you have a badass community of players ready to take on anything? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and show those bureaucrats who’s boss!