Picture this: in our server, you can witness the legendary Toilet Paper Wars of 2020, where players fought tooth and nail for the last roll of precious TP. Will you be the one to emerge victorious in this epic battle?
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaotic world of Zoom meetings gone wrong, where players must navigate through glitchy screens and awkward virtual backgrounds to complete quests and challenges. Can you survive the dreaded “You’re on mute” curse?
And let’s not forget about the Great Banana Bread Bake-Off of 2020, where players compete to see who can bake the most delicious loaf of banana bread. Will you rise to the occasion and claim the title of Master Baker?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness of the 2020s like never before. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you in this virtual world!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even become the Sultan of Turkish kinos in no time!
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
|---|---|
| RAM | 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total) |
| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| Platform | Fabric 1.21 |
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Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition
Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!
Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.
So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!
Come join us and build your own cannabis empire, grow them crops, and sell ’em for mad stacks of diamonds! We got the dankest buds in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to give you a high like no other. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our virtual world, so you ain’t gotta worry ’bout no po-po bustin’ down your door.
So what you waitin’ for? Come on down to our server and let’s get blazin’! Remember, it’s all about that green, baby!
build your own winged fortress, complete with a moat of ranch dressing and towers made of spicy buffalo sauce. team up with other players to form wing alliances and conquer the server together.
but beware, there are rumors of a secret wing recipe hidden deep within the server, guarded by a powerful chicken boss with a taste for destruction. will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the legendary wings for yourself?
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of hot sauce you can handle). fly high with us on our chicken wing minecraft server!