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BlockBusterFlopz

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Potions Brewed:	178
Players Killed by Monsters:	1287	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the worst movie ever made – in block form! Our server is filled with ridiculous plot twists, terrible acting (by mobs, of course), and special effects that will make you question your sanity. Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

BlockBusterFlop

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of watching terrible movies and want to escape to a world where the only bad thing you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists (like that time a group of pigs started a rebellion against the chickens). Say goodbye to bad movies and hello to endless entertainment on our server – where the only thing worse than a bad movie is missing out on all the fun!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘WTF is this server?’

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be explosions involved)!

Nailcraft: Where Anime and Minecraft Collide!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a nail salon in every village where you can customize your character’s nails with the latest anime girl designs. Want Sailor Moon inspired nails? We got you covered. How about some Naruto themed nails? We’ve got that too! Join our server and show off your fabulous nails while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who knew looking cute could be so deadly? Join now and let your nails do the talking!

JeremyCraft: Where even Amerimutts are beautiful! LOL

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
New Chunks Explored:	257526	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Join our Minecraft server and witness the beauty of Amerimutts like never before! We have Jeremy Meeks himself as our official spokesperson, showing off his flawless mugshot look while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs purebred beauty when you can have the rugged charm of an Amerimutt on our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jeremy Meeks will personally serenade you with his angelic voice if you join our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and stunning community!

Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Buildings Constructed:	47
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4371
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3189
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Crops Grown:	4760
Players Killed by Monsters:	3888	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	351881	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Potions Brewed:	164
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉