Make sure to read the Pastebin before diving in, because things can get wild around here. And speaking of wild, we’ve got events happening that will blow your mind. Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and Patch will rise again – whatever that means.
But the real fun comes from the community. We’ve got arguments about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and ship fighting that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on the porn – just enjoy it or ignore it, we don’t judge.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on this server where chaos reigns and the only rule is to expect the unexpected. See you in the game, if you dare!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players so hilarious, they’ll make you spit out your pumpkin pie in laughter. Our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day and banishing griefers to the Nether realm.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has more custom plugins than a wizard has spells. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning your pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon? We got you covered. The possibilities are as endless as a stack of diamond blocks.
So, come on down and see if our server lives up to the hype. But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. Just ask Steve, who accidentally spent 72 straight hours building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. Don’t be like Steve, join our server today!
