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Perception LOLcraft

anxiety, argumentative, dark triad, Generosity, identity crisis, Interpretation, LolCraft, misinterpretation, narcissist, negative thoughts, offensive, Perception, personal growth, Problem, punishment, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self worth, self-perception, success

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	540353
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8349
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	6017
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misinterpretation is the name of the game! Join us if you want to experience a world where everything you say gets twisted into something completely different. It’s like playing a game of telephone, but with consequences!

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being a regular old player? Well, on our server, we welcome covert narcissists with open arms! Get ready to argue your way to the top, because giving up is not an option here.

Feeling anxious about joining? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to embrace your dark triad thoughts and let your inner narcissist shine. Who needs success when you can just be your true, twisted self?

So come on, join us on our server and let’s see just how far your misinterpretations and narcissistic tendencies can take you. It’s a whole new world of chaos and confusion, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

Affair, Cases, cocaine, counsellor, Drugs, Fun, howard, Howards, Job, MELTDOWNS, part, Safe, Sandpiper settlement, SpergCraft, sperged out, SUPREME COURT, Tantrum, vending machines

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

PresidentialShockerLOLZ

#classified information, #revelation, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, Deception, Government, hidden agenda., national security, Political, power, Presidential history, scandal, scandalous revelation, shocking discovery, shocking secret, shocking truth, U.S. president, White House

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Magic Items Found:	2142
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

Alpine-Craft

alpine-craft.us.to:25568, AlpineCraft, Auctionhouse, Customenchants, EarlyDevelopment, Economy, Homes, Ip:, Jobs, Landclaims, MCMMO, Minecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, Rtp, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Towny, Voterewards

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchantments Applied:	162	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

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Childhood Bops MC

Anime, anime opening, anime theme song, bops, butterfly, Childhood, childhood favorite, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, Favorite, favorite song, japanese, long trail tag, Memories, Music, music from childhood, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, Opening Theme, sentimental, theme song

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Animals Bred:	65	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5114
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical journey through your favorite childhood memories! Imagine logging in and being greeted by a giant butterfly flying around, singing the opening theme song from your favorite childhood show! And that’s just the beginning.

Join our server and experience crazy adventures like riding unicorns through rainbow forests, battling evil dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a castle made entirely out of candy! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, click that link and join us today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a land where all your childhood dreams come true!

Left or Right? Minecraft Madness

Choices, choose, choose wisely, choose your destiny, choose your path, Crossroads, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, fork in the road, left, left or right, left or right turn, madness, Minecraft, navigation, Options, paths, right, uncertainty, Which way

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchantments Applied:	147
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t believe in rules! Want to build a giant toilet castle? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to do whatever the heck you want in the world of Minecraft. Choose your path – will you go left and discover a land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs? Or will you go right and find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can eat your way to victory?

But beware, on this server, the mobs are not your typical Minecraft mobs. You might come across a zombie riding a unicorn or a skeleton playing the accordion. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles – let’s just say you might find yourself facing off against a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, left or right, the choice is yours – but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

BoobieCraft

bazookas, boobies, boulders, Bust, euphemism for bosom, euphemism for breasts, euphemism for chest, favorite boobs, fun bags, Girls, Honkers, Hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, RACK, sweater puppies, Tatas, Twins

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	584247	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack creativity and excitement? Join our wacky server where we refer to boobs as “jubblies” and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Melons hidden deep within the land! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a titillating adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft Mania

art, Community, creativity, digital art, exhausted, funny, furry art posting, Gaming, humor, illustration, internet culture, Mania, meme, Minecraft, obligatory, ONLINE, PEPEGA, sleep deprived, social media, streaming, tired, twitch

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mines Excavated:	4266
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Potions Brewed:	150
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Towns Built:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7395	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you furry art enthusiasts out there. Why? Because we have a designated gallery where you can post all your amazing furry creations for everyone to admire. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking animals who use their magical powers to keep the server running smoothly. So come join us and unleash your inner furry artist while uncovering the mysteries of our enchanted server!

IsraeLOL Conquered Yet? Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquered, Diplomacy, gaza, History, international relations, Israel, Israeli, IsraeLOL, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, War, West Bank

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Potions Brewed:	88
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles where the winner gets to ride a dragon into the sunset. Want to know if Israel is conquered yet? Well, on our server, anything is possible – you might just find yourself leading an army of chickens to victory!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering retirement. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions).

Crafty Advice: Wish u Knew at 20

Adulthood, advice, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

At our Minecraft server, we provide the ultimate life advice that will blow your mind and make you wonder why you didn’t join sooner! Picture this: at age 20, you are transported to a magical land filled with wise old villagers who will shower you with life-changing wisdom while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, you won’t find this level of enlightenment anywhere else! Join now and level up your life while leveling up in-game. Because who needs real-world advice when you have a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility?