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DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Emeralds Found:	4526	Dimension Hops:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

DadRaidedMyPhoneLOL

26F, aita, Boundaries, confrontational, DadRaidedMyPhoneLOL, deadbeat dad, disgusted, DISRESPECTFUL, embarrassed, family event, inappropriate, nudes, personal space, Phone, privacy, Religious Ideology, texts, Trust, trust issues, violated

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Votes:	456
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	186
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21

Are you tired of creepy family members invading your privacy? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever go through your phone, control your music, or make you feel uncomfortable! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about nosy relatives peeking into your personal life.

We have a strict “no creepy dads allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget all about that weird family event. So come join us and escape the drama for some epic adventures in the world of Minecraft!

GymCraftin’ SMP

beginner fitness, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, going to the gym, gym habits, gym membership, gym motivation, gym progress, gym routine, gym transformation, GymCraftin, healthy lifestyle, smp, starting out at the gym, working out, workout inspiration, workout motivation, workout schedule, workout tips

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Alien Abductions:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

So, like, one day I was just mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And I was like, dang, my Minecraft character is looking a little chunky. So I was like, yo, I gotta get my Minecraft character in shape, you know? So I joined this totally rad SMP where everyone is super ripped and jacked in Minecraft. Like, we have competitions to see who can lift the most virtual blocks and stuff. It’s insane, bro. And like, the best part is, if you win a competition, you get a special enchanted protein shake that makes your Minecraft character even more buff. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this SMP, it’s a total game-changer for your Minecraft fitness journey.

SnackCraftMountains

Adventure, backpacking, Endurance, ENERGY, Exploration, Fruit, granola bars, Hiking, hydration, long-lasting, Mountains, Nature, nutrition, nuts, outdoors, protein, SnackCraftMountains, Sustenance, trail meal, trail snack, Wilderness

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Are you tired of boring old trail mix and granola bars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a virtual buffet of mountain-themed snacks to keep you energized during your epic adventures! From pixelated protein shakes to enchanted golden apples that give you super speed, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the wolves will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamond blocks with just one hit!

So why settle for a boring hike in the real world when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate mountain adventure? Grab your virtual backpack and get ready to snack your way to victory!

KedumimCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Gun Violence, International, Israel, israeli news, israeli-palestinian conflict, Kedumim, Kedumim Attack, KedumimCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Middle East news, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Server, Shooting, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism in Israel, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, three Israelis got killed and seven got injured in a crazy shooting terror attack near Kedumim. But don’t worry, on this server, the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers and zombies! Join us for some wild adventures and epic battles, where the only thing you’ll be terrorizing is those pesky mobs. So come on, join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer, destroy Europe, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, nato, political tensions, power struggle, putin, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, united states, US, Zelensky

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so like, u know how putin is all like “imma destroy europe” and zelensky is all like “halp us america”? well, forget all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got creepers blowing up stuff like putin blows up relationships, and we got players teaming up to take down bosses like zelensky taking down putin (in minecraft, obvi).

join us and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your free time (in the best way possible).

who needs geopolitics when you can have blocky adventures and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with minecraft as you are? come join us now and let’s show putin and zelensky how it’s really done in the virtual world!

Ouroboro5 Anarchy

Anarchy, Dupes, exploits, Griefing, hacked clients, hackers, Lag Machines, Map resets, Nether, No Hacks, Ouroboro5, p2w, player heads, PvP, Scamming.., seedcracking, semi anarchy, server resources, Sleep, Survival, Teleporting, unmodified, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Ouroboro5 Anarchy Minecraft Server

Basic Information:

Server IP	anarchy.ouroboro5.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/4dRxyqdG4f

About the Server:

A no hacks – Anarchy Minecraft Server offering a pure and unmodified vanilla survival experience without a lot of rules. Griefing, PvP, and Scamming are allowed.

Special Features:

The world border is at 30×30 million blocks.
Nether roof access is allowed.
Only 30% of players need to sleep to skip the night.
Player heads drop on being killed.

Rules:

No hacked clients, but exploits are allowed.
No seedcracking or sharing of the server’s seed.
All dupes are allowed.
No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
When was the server started?	The server has been running since December 25th, 2024.
Who owns and maintains the server?	The server owner is mukklan.
Are there any map resets?	No, there are no map resets on the server.
What happens if I break the rules?	Breaking any of the main rules will result in a direct punishment.
Can I use exploits on the server?	Exploits are allowed, but hacked clients are not.

Epic Pixel Realms 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, BASTARDOS, Epic, fat, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming content, gaming culture, gaming discussions, Gaming influencers, gaming memes, Gaming news, gaming reviews, gaming trends, gaming updates., multiplayer, Online Community, PIXEL, Realms, twitch, video games, vidya

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Animals Bred:	92
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your brains out? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just a regular Tuesday on this server. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, pants-wetting adventure of a lifetime. Don’t be a square, join the fun and let your inner crazy shine!

BabyWeight Boosters Server

Australian plant, BabyWeight, betel nut, birth outcomes, Boosters, Fetal development, harmful substances, health risks, lower birthweight, maternal behavior, maternal health, nicotine exposure, pituri, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research findings, Server, smokeless tobacco, snuff, substance abuse, tobacco use, traditional medicine

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

so, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength!

we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!

Settled Dust Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3-Day SMO, Analysis, Campaign, Challenges, Digital Marketing, dust, Evaluation, Fail, future planning, implementation, Improvement, kyiv, lessons learned, marketing strategy, MISTAKES, Now that the dust has settled, Realm, reasons, Reflection, Results, Settled, social media optimization, Tactics

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s so lit, you won’t even believe it!

First of all, we got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride. And don’t even get me started on the cows, they’re out here breakdancing like it’s the ’80s.

But wait, there’s more! Our creepers are trained in ballet, so they’ll explode in the most graceful way possible. And our zombies? Well, let’s just say they’ve got some killer dance moves.

Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working undercover for the Illuminati. So if you join, you might just uncover the biggest conspiracy in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

BlocktopiaCraft

BlocktopiaCraft, Non-sexual pleasure Sensation Joy Happiness Relaxation Contentment Bliss Euphoria Serenity Tranquility Peace Fulfillment Gratitude Comfort Delight Excitement Wonder Amusement Enjoyment Thrill

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate non-sexual pleasure experience you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.

So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?